2742h, 3181m, 3725e, 10p, 14805w ex-l jel

He is a bouncing furrikin and resembles a skinny coyote, almost trembling as he
gazes about with his beedy eyes. Noticing you looking down at him, he tilts his
head up and flashes a grin with his sharp white teeth, the little crown on his
head tilting to the side a bit. His cloak is just a tad too large as he pads
about, occasionally readjusting the set of tarot cards at his side with his
mouth. He is wearing a thick platinum ring, a powerplex jewel, a suit of
blackened field plate armour, a crown of black opal, a pair of sturdy leather
boots, a moonstone and garnet ring, and a thick, hooded cloak of black.
2742h, 3181m, 3725e, 10p, 14805w ex-
A sand cobra slides in from the southwest.
2742h, 3181m, 3725e, 10p, 14805w ex-l roadrunner

Graced with a dark brown coloured plumage, this lithe roadrunner appears quite
the oddity. Standing at no more than a large hand span tall, this ornate bird
is quite small for such a harsh environment. Long skinny legs touch the floor,
and are posed as if about to take off in a running motion.
A lithe roadrunner appears to lack strength.
2742h, 3181m, 3725e, 10p, 14805w ex-
A gila lizard slithers off to the southwest.
2742h, 3181m, 3725e, 10p, 14805w ex-
A sand cobra slides in from the west.
2742h, 3181m, 3725e, 10p, 14805w ex-"rawr!!

You exclaim, "Rawr!"
2742h, 3181m, 3800e, 10p, 14805w ex-stand
abjure cosmicfire roadrunner

2742h, 3181m, 3800e, 10p, 14805w ex-
You allow an infinitesimally small mote of cosmic fire to manifest and direct
it at a lithe roadrunner. Cosmic fire blasts forth, dissolving his flesh in a
sparkling current of energy.
Quickly leaving to the southwest, a lithe roadrunner darts away with blazing
speed.


(lots of chasing roadrunners about)


2359h, 3046m, 3985e, 10p, 14733w ex-
You allow an infinitesimally small mote of cosmic fire to manifest and direct
it at a lithe roadrunner. Cosmic fire blasts forth, dissolving his flesh in a
sparkling current of energy.
Quickly leaving to the south, a lithe roadrunner darts away with blazing speed.
2359h, 2986m, 3985e, 10p, 14708w x-
Running with blazing speed, a lithe roadrunner darts quickly in from the south.
2359h, 2986m, 3985e, 10p, 14708w x-stand
abjure cosmicfire roadrunner

You must possess equilibrium in order to do that.
2359h, 2986m, 3985e, 10p, 14714w x-
2359h, 2926m, 3985e, 10p, 14689w x-muha

Throwing your hands in the air, you toss your head back and laugh sadistically.
2359h, 3001m, 3985e, 10p, 14689w x-
Running with blazing speed, a lithe roadrunner darts quickly in from the south.
2359h, 3001m, 3985e, 10p, 14689w x-
A lithe roadrunner runs towards you and lightly pecks the back of your leg,
then circles quickly out of arms reach.
2225h, 3001m, 3985e, 10p, 14701w x-
Jack applauds you heartily.
2225h, 3001m, 3985e, 10p, 14701w x-
You bleed 8 health.
2217h, 3001m, 3985e, 10p, 14701w x-stand
abjure cosmicfire roadrunner

You have recovered equilibrium.
stand
2217h, 3001m, 3985e, 10p, 14701w ex-
2217h, 3001m, 3985e, 10p, 14701w ex-
You allow an infinitesimally small mote of cosmic fire to manifest and direct
it at a lithe roadrunner. Cosmic fire blasts forth, dissolving his flesh in a
sparkling current of energy.
The final blow proves too much for a lithe roadrunner, who expires, pitifully.
You have slain a lithe roadrunner.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a lithe roadrunner.
2217h, 2941m, 3985e, 10p, 14676w x-
You must possess equilibrium in order to do that.
2217h, 2941m, 3985e, 10p, 14676w x-muha

Throwing your hands in the air, you toss your head back and laugh sadistically.
2217h, 2941m, 3985e, 10p, 14676w x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
stand
2217h, 2941m, 3985e, 10p, 14688w ex-
2217h, 2941m, 3985e, 10p, 14688w ex-satiation

You begin concentrating on efficient digestion.
2217h, 2866m, 3985e, 10p, 14688w x-eat roadrunner

You dig into the corpse of a lithe roadrunner, eating only the delectable
parts, and leaving the rest for the vultures. Nothing like carrion!
2217h, 2866m, 3985e, 10p, 14688w x-eat roadrunner

You dig into the corpse of a lithe roadrunner, eating only the delectable
parts, and leaving the rest for the vultures. Nothing like carrion!
2217h, 2866m, 3985e, 10p, 14688w x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
stand
2217h, 2941m, 3985e, 10p, 14700w ex-
2217h, 2941m, 3985e, 10p, 14700w ex-
Jack applauds you heartily.
2217h, 2941m, 3985e, 10p, 14700w ex-"Vengeance... is mine
You say, "Vengeance... is mine."

hahaha that is the funniest thing i've seen in a while

Tehe...I really hate that roadrunner...Jerry can die too.

Yeah I really hate Jerry.

Haha, Jerry sucks. The roadrunner is okay though. It's not necessarily Tom's fault all the time, but the coyote is just obnoxiously stupid.

Someone move this to the funnies forum where it belongs please? Kthnx

It's Wile E. not Wiley E.

You have crossed the line my friend. Everyone knows that E. Coyote is a genius.

Yeah Jel it's Wile. E Coyote. Ya know, Wile-y Coyote?

Coyote is a Genious, thats why he's such an idiot! Follow the Wisdom of the pooh!

I would change my prefix to Wile E. except I would probably lose mad rolepoints.

Aym is going to stock up on Acme weapons and keel you. Meep Meep!

I'm just quoting this for future reference so I can say I actually agreed with Jello on something.