I want to hear everyones most embarrassing stories. I know we've all had them, so let's hear it!

Mine would have to be after having a picnic. My date and I were sitting on a park bench kissing..I was really close to the edge of the bench and was about to fall off so I tried to grab his leg for support, however his face was in the way of my vision so I accidently grabbed something else instead. Oops. And then he let out a rather painful yelp...Well, let's just say that was our last date.

Athana.....

Once during sex, I called Lois Frank

Edit: Family Guy

Edit 2: No really though, this one time at band camp...

Athana, had you done that, we quite possibly would have had a second date. *sparkle*

One time I was bussing tables, and an hour or two into my shift, a customer told me my fly was down, and it had likely been that way the whole time.

I would go out with Athana to, but I would wear some groin protection

< < One time, at band camp (this is only semi-perverted and does not involve flutes in any way)...

Anyway. There's a tradition every year during band camp that the females and males try to play pranks on each other. So it turns out that the girls had put Icy-Hot (y'know) on our cabin toilet seats as a prank. Now I bet you can guess who was the first one to find out, right? Well I sat on it and... it was quite uncomfortable. Anyway, I view myself as a hero because I prevented all the other people from sitting on it.

The wrestlers at my high school were worse, Gaetele. They used to soak poor Chad's jock in icy-hot, or they'd rub it all over the end of a thin water bottle and come up from behind on him. Poor thing. Even I'd cringe at that. XD


Hmm. Embarassing? Meh, there was the time I was e-mailing myself pictures my ex-boyfriend had sent me, and I kind of clicked the name in my address book below mine. Sent them right to my cousin. Not the cousin from the cousin story, but his older half-brother. Needlessly said, Erik was pretty scared.

hmm.. Probably the time I was sitting in drama, waiting for my part to come up and I noticed this guy giving me a weird look, but he always gave me weird looks so I didn't pay attention to it. The guy I liked at the time came up to me and laughed, gave me a look, and walked off, so I was like.. "ok.. something's going on." so I looked down and half of my chest was hanging over my shirt, exposing my lime green and polka dotted bra. I instantly hit the floor to try and hide..

Oh and the shirt wasn't that low cut, it's just I kept having to pull it down, so it apparently pulled the top down too much when I did it while sitting...

OMG I have a lime green and polka dotted bra too!

are they pink and blue polka dots?

Yep!

We have matching bras!

...Scary.

Mm this one time I went to school without pants on. Except that was a dream...hmm...I dream about going lots of places without pants.

I'm sure something embaresses me more and I have forced it to the depths of my mind, but I suppose the time when my pants ripped at school and I had to walk around all day with my lovely underwear showing through. Good times.

Hrmm most embarassing moment for me was probably when I went out with a guy I really liked to the movies once, and fell asleep >.< I hadn't slept in two days and the movie was really really boring

I still remember my freshman year when I got the back of my dress stuck on one of my backpack straps and walked across the campus like that. Everyone saw everything.. >_< This guy made me cry and my entire english class chewed him out... that was the ownage but it still sucked.

*wince*

My most embarrasing moment is probably falling off the state capitol building during graduation practice. Although it was REALLY fun, looking like an ass in front of your entire graduating class is annoying.

I do that all the time. I was the kid who came to the last day of school dressed as a pirate, got several friends to dress up as his "saucy wenches", and got a stuffed rooster put on the brim of a very large, very expensive pirate hat I got from Pirate Treasure. Whenever we sat down and drank some "rum" (We got a small wooden keg, emptied it *cough* and filled it with cherry cook. We then placed it in the AP Language teacher's classroom, and carried mugs around all day. Ahahar), and I'd move the rooster to my knee. 'Cause I had a cock that would rest on it! Horribly bad joke and all.

At any rate, the day ended with two vice-principals and four security guards chasing us around school for having "imitation weapons" - we were chased throughout the parking lot, court yard, and up and down stairs. For the majority of it, they used golf carts. Funny crap. Should find pictures. Was all caught on security cameras, too. Wonder if we could get copies.

Being an ass is fun!

That does sound like fun.