I just got home from a ballgame which the local team lost by one run and as soon as I get out of the car I step on a toad. Now I feel like @#$%. I hate killing things. That is was a toad makes me feel worse.

Oh come now, You must have done STOMP on purpose, theres no way you can just accidently type that in, unless its some wierd macro you have

Is that suppose to be a joke cuase honestly I dont get it.. he was talking about real life not the internet..

Its a joke that plays on the ethereal nature of the essential question of.. "What is the Matrix?"

The toad probably did something to deserve that though. He was probably walking home from peeking into a girl toad's bathroom window, and you were just the vessel that the bad karma came back to him in.