Clouds of sulfurous fumes rise up from the bowels of the earth.
A violent tremor rocks the land, causing the earth to shake and the ground to
buck beneath your feet.
A deep, foreboding hum emanates from the tainted earth, and then Shayle is
suddenly slammed into the ground by an irresistable force.
A deep, foreboding hum emanates from the tainted earth, and then Etanru is
suddenly slammed into the ground by an irresistable force.
A deep, foreboding hum emanates from the tainted earth, and then Aurella is
suddenly slammed into the ground by an irresistable force.
Hundreds of stones rain down from the skies, blocking the exits.
Dust clouds rise as the earth shifts and sharp rocks slide and bounce, some
flying into the air. Shayle yelps in pain as several of them smash into her.
Dust clouds rise as the earth shifts and sharp rocks slide and bounce, some
flying into the air. Etanru yelps in pain as several of them smash into him.
Dust clouds rise as the earth shifts and sharp rocks slide and bounce, some
flying into the air. Aurella yelps in pain as several of them smash into her.
3910h, 4296m, 3912e, 10p, 19670en, 20896w exkdb-

Dust clouds rise as the earth shifts and sharp rocks slide and bounce, some flying into the air.  Aurella, Etanru, and Shayle yelp in pain as several of them smash into them.

Bad grammar, but SO much more concise.

So those on JAVA suffer then?

EDIT: Least I'm told the java applet has no gag command...

That all happened in one second of fighting. Many of you guys are probably as annoyed with all the repeated messages hitting different people in demesnes. Could we please shorten the descriptions? Or possibly only show messages that are revelance to us? I like how they did Arc in Achaea. If a knight used arc, he will see it hits everyone in the room, but a single target will only see it him. Please please change this.

Yes, we've also grown used to suffering.

EDIT: Incidentally, if Murphy or whoever reads this and feels like complaining, you can shove your can of harden up...down your throat.

The frigid waters make Tsakar's skin turn blue and his teeth begin to chatter.
The frigid waters drain some of the colour from Polgara's skin.
The frigid waters drain some of the colour from Marsu's skin.
The frigid waters drain some of the colour from Athana's skin.
The frigid waters make Marcalo's skin turn blue and his teeth begin to chatter.
The frigid waters make Kaervas's skin turn blue and his teeth begin to chatter.
The frigid waters make Aethir's skin turn blue and his teeth begin to chatter.
The frigid waters make Alger's skin turn blue and his teeth begin to chatter.
The frigid waters drain some of the colour from Gerald's skin.
The frigid waters drain some of the colour from Daevos's skin.
The frigid waters drain some of the colour from Kharvik's skin.
The frigid waters drain some of the colour from Eiru's skin.
Sparkling water splashes up over your body, healing your wounds.
An enormous waves sweeps over Tsakar, knocking him to the ground.
An enormous waves sweeps over Polgara, knocking her to the ground.
An enormous waves sweeps over Marsu, knocking him to the ground.
An enormous waves sweeps over Athana, knocking her to the ground.
Athana coughs and splutters as she inhales some water.
An enormous waves sweeps over Marcalo, knocking him to the ground.
An enormous waves sweeps over Kaervas, knocking him to the ground.
Kaervas coughs and splutters as he inhales some water.
An enormous waves sweeps over Gerald, knocking him to the ground.
An enormous waves sweeps over Daevos, knocking him to the ground.
Daevos coughs and splutters as he inhales some water.
An enormous waves sweeps over Kharvik, knocking him to the ground.
Kharvik coughs and splutters as he inhales some water.
A cloud of jellyfish swarm around Tsakar, attacking him with tiny stings.
A cloud of jellyfish swarm around Polgara, attacking her with tiny stings.
A cloud of jellyfish swarm around Marsu, attacking him with tiny stings.
A cloud of jellyfish swarm around Athana, attacking her with tiny stings.
A cloud of jellyfish swarm around Marcalo, attacking him with tiny stings.
A cloud of jellyfish swarm around Kaervas, attacking him with tiny stings.
A cloud of jellyfish swarm around Aethir, attacking him with tiny stings.
A cloud of jellyfish swarm around Alger, attacking him with tiny stings.
A cloud of jellyfish swarm around Gerald, attacking him with tiny stings.
A cloud of jellyfish swarm around Daevos, attacking him with tiny stings.
A cloud of jellyfish swarm around Kharvik, attacking him with tiny stings.
A cloud of jellyfish swarm around Eiru, attacking him with tiny stings.
Tsakar is drenched in a violent downpour of rain that leaves his skin raw.
Polgara is drenched in a violent downpour of rain that leaves her skin raw.
Marsu is drenched in a violent downpour of rain that leaves his skin raw.
Athana is drenched in a violent downpour of rain that leaves her skin raw.
Marcalo is drenched in a violent downpour of rain that leaves his skin raw.
Kaervas is drenched in a violent downpour of rain that leaves his skin raw.
Aethir is drenched in a violent downpour of rain that leaves his skin raw.
Alger is drenched in a violent downpour of rain that leaves his skin raw.
Gerald is drenched in a violent downpour of rain that leaves his skin raw.
Daevos is drenched in a violent downpour of rain that leaves his skin raw.
Kharvik is drenched in a violent downpour of rain that leaves his skin raw.
Eiru is drenched in a violent downpour of rain that leaves his skin raw.

I found this amusing. And I feel the need to share it, so I think here would be a good place.
Well worth the effort to time my demesne effects, eh? 

Sometimes you people remind me of that character off of Mad TV that would say, "Look what I can do!"