These are the first two logs I've written in ages. They suck. DEAL WITH IT. If you haven't read the 6th Harry Potter book yet I suggest you skip the second one, unless you don't care about having it spoiled. The first one is spoiler free.

RICHTER'S FOLLY:

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Master Richter Carthan
Sex : Male Race : Human
Level : 64 (57%) Rank : Stellar
Health : 4589/4589 Endurance : 13046/13050
Mana : 2636/2726 Willpower : 17530/17530
Ego : 95540/95540 Reserves : 100%
Karma : 48%
You are ranked 181st in Lusternia.
You stand tall as a proud member of the Collective of Glomdoring.
You have reached the rank of 'Shadow Warden' in your commune.
You are an aide to the Minister of Cultural Affairs.
You are Circle of the Ebon Feathers in the Ebonguard.
You are a member of the Darkhammer Forging Cartel.
You are a Pilgrim in the Fellowship of Explorers
You are the clan head of the clan called 'The Merchant's Guild.'
You are a member of the clan called 'Guardians of the Eternal Flame.'
You are the clan head of the clan called 'The Black Anvil Forging Cartel.'
You are a member of the clan called 'MAN I WISH I OWNED A CITY LIKE RICHTER HE'S SO COOL'
You are the clan head of the clan called 'Noctus Altus.'
You are a member of the clan called 'The Fates' Thread Tailoring Cartel.'
You are a member of the clan called 'Clockwork Craftwork Artisan Cartel.'
You are a member of the clan called 'Dragon's Hoard Jewelry Cartel.'
You are the clan head of the clan called 'CHECK IT OUT I'M SO GODDAMN RICH LOL'
You are 52 years old.
You were born on the 25th of Estar, 71 years after the Coming of Estarra.
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Grand Plaza of Deepnight.
Perpetually bathed in moonlight, this wonder has become somewhat of a meeting
place for those that reside here. The beauty of the scene is enhanced by the
silver street lamps that surround the circular plaza, and the fountain that
throws water into the air every so often. This fountain is quite large, and the
stone wall that surrounds it allows for a multitude of people to sit around it
at any given time. Red brick covers the ground of the plaza, spiraling outward
in concentric circles, and the spray from the fountain coats the adjacent
bricks with sparkles that reflect the lamplight. The great Elemental Temple and
tradehall is visible to the east, a large and beautiful structure. Stairs weave
upwards in a spiral to an archway above, housing some citizen or family, and
offering a spectacular view. The quiet beauty that is Deepnight stretches in
all directions, and the vision of the sky is only limited by the mysterious
haze on the outskirts of the community. A sign here suggests you READ SIGN! A
painting of Tetra, the elemental scourge is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall.
A statue of Richter stands here, memorializing his noble spirit. Lying flat on
the ground is a key-shaped sigil. You see a sign here instructing you to use
the PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system. You see a sign here
instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, south, southwest, northwest, up
(closed door), and down (closed door).
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Neuf arrives from the north.
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nod
You nod your head emphatically.
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say Welcome to my KINGDOM.
You say, "Welcome to my KINGDOM."
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say It's mine, you know.
You say, "It's mine, you know."
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say MY CITY.
You say, "MY CITY."
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say ALL MINE. ALL THE POWER. ALL THE RIIIICHES.
You say, "ALL MINE. ALL THE POWER. ALL THE RIIIICHES."
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Neuf blinks.
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say Sorry, that just happens sometimes.
You say, "Sorry, that just happens somtimes."
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get gold from pack
You get 92875692476732645827365786 gold sovereigns from a canvas backpack.
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say So is the deal still on?
You ask, "So is the deal still on?"
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Neuf, the Wandering Jewel Trader says, "Er, yeah. I've got it all..."
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Neuf takes a group of 100000 weed sprigs from a leather backpack.
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Neuf proudly shows off a group of 100000 weed sprigs:
Examining only one out of the group of 100000, one can see:
This is a sprig of the leaves of the cactus weed plant. Small and jagged, the
leaves are streaked with red.
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say Yeah yeah that's what daddy needs.
You say, "Yeah yeah that's what daddy needs!"
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orgasm weed
Staring lovingly at a sprig of cactus weed, you begin to spasm and shake
with pleasure as your body releases its erotic tensions.
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Estarra shouts, "Take care, Mortals, there is currently a rather odd and disturbing wrinkle in reality. I'll iron it out as fast as I can."
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802FU9029U00 ##-01 ERROR
You have been slain by the might of ##-01 ERROR.
All your gold soverigns fall out of your hands.
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Neuf picks up a pile of gold sovereigns.
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pray for salvation...

(Later)

suicide

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ROARK'S OBSESSION:

Centre of the Necropolis.
It is difficult to detect any features of the room, due to the powerful field
of energy that is put out by the Megalith of Doom, absorbing all but the
darkest of colours and dominating everything else in the room. The architecture
of the room is designed to accommodate the Megalith of Doom with a high dome
that forms the entire ceiling. A circular series of steps descends three tiers
down to the indentation in the centre of the room where the Megalith stands.
Four archways lead out of the room to the other areas of the Necropolis, where
candles and other illumination can barely be detected through the powerful
force of the Megalith. Rising up from cracks in the floor, the Megalith of Doom
towers above everything here, polluting the air with its foul fumes. The Keeper
of the Megalith stands here radiating a tainted presence. The subtle flows of
nature culminate in this growing rose of blackness pulsing with divine
radiance. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the
ground.
You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.
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Guido Flagg, the Ebonglom Prince
Sex : Male Race : Tae'dae
Level : 46 (35%) Rank : Luminary
Health : 2968/2968 Endurance : 13740/13740
Mana : 1726/1726 Willpower : 7530/7530
Ego : 2554/2554 Reserves : 0%
Karma : 48%
You are ranked 539th in Lusternia.
You roam the land without citizenship.
You are not in a guild.
You are a Riverwalker in the Fellowship of Explorers
You are 37 years old.
You were born on the 7th of Shanthin, 85 years after the Coming of Estarra.
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sigh
You give a pained sigh
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Daevos arrives from the west.
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Daevos tells you, "Weren't you banned? And... dead?"
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tell daevos yeah isn't this bitchin'? Look what I can do
You tell Warlord Daevos Feyranti, Marshal of Death, "Yeah isn't this bitchin'? Look what I can do."
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shout SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!
You shout, "SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!"
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The Divine voice of Roark Libertas echoes in your head, "MAN YOU RUINED THE BOOK FOR ME WTF!!!?"
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Roark appears in a flash of light. In case you're wondering, yes, he is still naked. Crazyass perv god.
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Warlord Daevos Feyranti, Marshal of Death says, "Hail, Lord Libertas!"
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Roark Libertas says to Daevos, "shut up man can you believe this idiot ruined it?!!!"
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Daevos blinks.
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Roark wildy swings the Mace of Kings at Daevos. He powerfully pounds him, making him stagger back.
Daevos has been slain by Roark.
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Seeing his situation to be hopeless, Daevos begins uttering fervent prayers for
salvation.
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say why isn't he congluting?
You ask, "Why isn't he congluting?"
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Roark Libertas says, "He's dead for good, damn it. JUST LIKE DUMBLEDORE!!!!"
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evoke pentagram
Muttering words of power, you trace a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that
remains hovering before you, protecting against assault.
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say Calm down!
You exclaim, "Calm down!"
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Roark razes your magical shield with the Mace of Kings.
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You see Roark Libertas shout, "I STAYED UP TO 2 AM TO BUY THAT BOOK AND WENT TO BARNES AND NOBLE DRESSED AS DRAG QUEEN HERMIONE AND IM ON PAGE 200 PUT NOW YOU RUINED IT I HATE YOU SO MUCH BLARPHAGAEGGEGE."
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Estarra, the Eternal, shouts, "Did someone just drop a WTFBOMB or what?!"
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You see Roark Libertas shout, "I'LL SHOW YOU A WTFBOMB."
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Roark dissapears in a flash of light! The light illuminates his nakedness! Why the hell doesn't he wear pants?
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There is high-pitched screaming noise, followed by a bellowing explosion as a WTFBOMB is dropped somewhere in the Basin.
Estarra, the Eternal has been slain by Roark Libertas.
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Roark Libertas shouts, "YOU'RE NEXT GUIDO I'LL KILL YOU SO MUCH ARGHHH!"

The Portal of Fate flashes as Severus Snape steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.

Roark Libertas shouts, "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

quit
You grow still and begin to silently pray for preservation of your soul while
you are out of the land.
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Not as great as your old ones, but that was still pretty funny.

Glad you're back! The second one gave me tears, heh...

As to the first one... I act like that sometimes, don't I? *twiddle* Sorry! You almost got my score right too. I have less health, aided to different places, and I'm in about four more clans.

Make more of 'em!

Ahaha. The second one was very good.

Yeah...first one was just .. too real *tease Richter*

but...wait.. that just ruined the book, didn't it..
And I was ALMOST done with it! >_<

Yea, and Malfoy and Harry have hot sex.

REALLY?!?! I must've missed that... Hmmm....

*re-read*

This part killed me. The man who invented the Monthy Pythons' killer joke MUST have been Guido.

Ahaha, the second reminds me of the YTMND in which some guy shouts out that part. http://pottercrash.ytmnd.com/ is the one, if you care to click. Language warning.

WARNING: Spoiler for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Mild language.

Full video here: Potter Crash

Didn't I just post that, or were you just posting the video version?

EDIT: Nevermind. Anyway, the full video is funnier

...You're a knob Guido, ruinng the book.

Ha, I loved it.

man I'm laughing so hard. Damn you for not preventing me from reading this kind of thing while sitting in uni library

People can be so horrible, I love it

that video made me happy because i hate harry potter -don't flame me i am intitled to my opinon..hides from killer wanna be wizards- ok thats awsome and i love you

... so basically we see some guy ranting about how he'll spoil the book for people, then during the last ten seconds yells it and starts running and at the end we hear a girl call him a bitch... whoa. That was one cool spoiler movie.

Basically a movie about a prick who sucks at making movies. Probably why he likes spoiling them for others. hmmm.