Well? Where are they? Why are they sleeping or doing whatever else? There's NOBODY around. Even the IRC channel has resorted to discussing the fact that gin tastes horrible.

Gin does NOT taste horrible. Punks.

About to go to school.

Yrael said that too.

Maybe they all died. Anyone terrorist disasters today that I haven't heard about yet?

I hear Bush choked on a sip of water - possibly planted by the iraqi insurgents, and is now proof that not staying in Iraq and sacrificing countless lives of our boys (some of which look REALLY hot in a g-string) is a threat to the United State's security.

If he's not dead, it's not good enough.

Liches cannot die.

Quoted because I edited in more amusing bits, that Bau might not see and laugh with me over.

Gin is bleh, but I like a good gin n tonic.

Gin is yucky. I'd rather have something more fruity and girly and garnished with a few cherries.

I LOVE rum drinks. Daiquiris, Pina Coladas, etc. Mmm... and my new blender is awesome. Gets that smooth consistency as opposed to the old one and its chunks of ice.

Captain and Coke tops it all. The Captain and I have sailed many a sea, and pirated many a young man.

Err.. I mean to say.. We plundered a lot of booty. I mean, we've dropped anchor in many a tight cove. Err.. We've shivered a lot of timbers, gah! I mean, we, err, found a lot of Jolly Rogers. GAH! Err, we, umm, found many a young man with a real yardarm... We, uh, laid eyes (and hands) on many a fine booty. Har. We found my cutlass many a good scabbard.

Har! Avast! Prepare to be boarded!

Alright, my drunken memories are completed. <3 Captain Jack.

Rum and coke never did it for me

Psh. Gin sucks. So does whiskey. So does rum.
It's all about tequila, wine, beer and vodka. And occasionally the heaviest distillate moonshine you can find.

I don't like much beer at all. Can't stand vodka. Like VERY limited wine.

Whiskey sour in small doses, and good rum drinks.

Tequila straight makes me sick. Tequila, Vodka, and orange juice, however, will make me faced, without the sick-feeling stomach.

*snicker* *just found Eri's edited comments*

I love you, bro. Even when I hate you.

Bush is NOT a Magnagoran thank you very much. Does Magnagora REALLY look like its full of powerhungry, self-obsessed, narrow-minded, megalomanical, bloodthirsty... Okay, well you get the point. He isn't Magnagoran, from his psyche, we can obviously rule him out as coming from Glomdoring. And since Celest doesn't have the raw manpower to execute his fiendish plans, that obviously means that he comes from... SERENWILDE!

I never trusted you forestal bastards with your beady eyes and your tree hugging ways. *mutter*