We need to discover a beaver furrikin village in the middle of a forest off a lake that specializes in nothing but wood.

I meant to respond to this earlier, but forgot.



EDIT: Also, the furrikin would be more like Lolly Pringle than the other obnoxious super-carebear furrikin, to demonstrate the different types. Mmhm.

But they're gonna be slaves, ok? Big fat orcs with whips will rule the village.

They would be furrikin of woodland vengeance, each glowing with a near-godlike power. And it would turn into yet another bashing ground for Magnagora and Glomdoring.... unless they were EVIL badgers! Evil badgers who wanted to destroy the forests. Especially the Seren! So we'd have to kill them. All of them. And they'd drop the wood they were chopping. Yes. It would be great.

Tainted, not evil. Tainted.

No no no. You're thinking of this all the wrong way. They would be good furrikin, but asskicking ones like Lolly instead of really annoying ones like Deb and Chik.

EDIT: And not enslaved, grr.

Beavers cut down trees with teeth.
Badgers dig holes with claws, but have teeth for biting intruders.
Get it straight.

IF they wanted to destroy the forests wouldnt Glomdoring have to kill them as well...


Also i think the fact that wood is rare is good. There shouldnt be 50 billion of every type of comms. It makes things rare and more valuable

Except when about six skills need wood, I don't think that logic really applies at the moment. Also, why should wood be rare? I mean, it would make sense for a metal to be rare, like iron or something. But wood? There are two forests in Lusternia, if wood was rare - why are there still trees? Not sure... I think I read into that far too much.

You could kill them too! But they hate the Seren the most, so we have the most reason to kill them -sagenod-

What if GLomdoring just helps them take out your forest and then kills them all and takes the wood.

Henceforth, Shiri will be a beaver not a fox.

He is just looking for a seren-only high bashing ground I think, just like the Mag's have like what 2? 3?

Nejii is staying a fox though.

>_>

Estimated net time until someone decides it's an ethical imperative to prevent them from producing wood: forty-three seconds. Next!

Beavers... producing wood...

I'm not going to touch this one.

Uh. One.

Lisaera made Kariol a woman. She can make you a beaver...

I guess if She locked my describe self function somehow.