Monoliths

by Triden

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Triden2005-09-22 17:54:19
Ok, this is a little long, but if you can be arsed reading it all, is hilarious.
Sorry Dakine!! clap_1.gif

Druidess Yuniko Saitama, of the Hart says, "Mono stops it."
Yuniko snaps her fingers.

You blink.
You say, "Mono stop's what?"
You scratch your head in confusion.

Dakine Vryce, Totem Warrior says, "Nice I didnt lose any lessons."
You say, "You did."
Dakine has requested that you share some of your knowledge of Highmagic with
him. 'OK' to commence the lesson.
You say, "Trust me, you did."
6637h, 1512m, 4200e, 10p elrxkdb-

Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "Mono's.."
6637h, 1521m, 4200e, 10p elrxkdb-
You nod your head sagely.
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "Stop you learning."
Dakine Vryce, Totem Warrior says, "If you dont transfer then you dont."

Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "Didn't you know?"
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "Don't ever stand on a monolith while you
learn! It wastes lessons."

You say, "You still lose for forgetting, Dakine."
You roll on the floor, laughing.
Dakine Vryce, Totem Warrior says, "Know what?"

You point accusingly at a monolith sigil.
6637h, 1515m, 4200e, 10p elrxkdb-
Dakine Vryce, Totem Warrior says, "Who says that?"
You say, "These lessons aren't going anywhere."
6637h, 1537m, 4200e, 10p elrxkdb-
Throwing your hands in the air, you toss your head back and laugh sadistically.
Thaemorn nods his head at you, showing his acceptance.
6637h, 1490m, 4200e, 10p elrxkdb-
You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

Dakine Vryce, Totem Warrior says, "Thats bs."

You roll on the floor, laughing.
You say, "It's not!"
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "And if we drop an eye sigil, he won't be
able to transfer them either."
You nod your head in agreement.
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "They'll be stuck in the one lesson pool."
Thaemorn shrugs helplessly.
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "Enchantments can be quite useful."

You say, "Life's a bizatch."
Thaemorn tells you, "Ahaha."
Dakine Vryce, Totem Warrior says, "I've got Netzach."
Dakine leaves to the south.

You say, "How many lessons you have left Dakine?"
You roll on the floor, laughing.
Thaemorn rolls on the floor, laughing.

Dakine tells you, "Come S."

You say, "Dakine tells you, "Come S."
You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.
The corners of Thaemorn's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
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Thaemorn nods his head emphatically.
Dakine arrives from the south.
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "Go."
Thaemorn leaves to the south.
Secluded grove by the river.
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns is here. He wields a mystic cudgel in his left hand and a stag and moon tower shield in his right.
You see exits leading north, south, and west.
Dakine arrives from the north.
"Ok!" you exclaim at Dakine.
6637h, 1537m, 4200e, 10p elrxkdb-
Dakine has requested that you share some of your knowledge of Highmagic with
him. 'OK' to commence the lesson.
You bow to Dakine and commence the lesson in Highmagic.
Thaemorn abruptly hunches over and toddles in a circle, dragging his knuckles
on the ground and making strange whooping noises.
You tell Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns, "Snicker."
6637h, 1513m, 4200e, 10p elrxkdb-
Thaemorn reaches up and grabs a sturdy branch, then pulls himself up and
disappears into the treetops.
Thaemorn clambers down from a nearby vantage point in the treetops.
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "Ack."
You blink.

Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "Mono in trees."
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "Stop."
"Eep!", you scream in fright.
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "Go east."
Dakine Vryce, Totem Warrior says, "So learning from Miakoda makes me lose
lessons?"

You nod your head emphatically.
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "Go east, better there."
Thaemorn leaves to the east.
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You say, "Unfortunately."
Dakine Vryce, Totem Warrior says, "What about eurytus?"
Thaemorn arrives from the east.

Thaemorn winces in pain.
Dakine leaves to the east.
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "Don't finish the lesson!"
You say, "I don't think there is a mono at Eurytus is there?"
Thaemorn leaves to the east.
You roll on the floor, laughing.
Tangled thicket.

Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "Ok, no mono."
Dakine Vryce, Totem Warrior says, "Eurytus has a mono too..."
You urge Dakine onwards.
"Eep!", you scream in fright.
You say, "He does?"
You wince in pain.
Dakine Vryce, Totem Warrior says, "Doesnt he?"
You say, "Dunno.."
Dakine Vryce, Totem Warrior says, "When did we learn this mono crap?"

Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "The hamsters told me."
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "In the hamsterhunt last month."
(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Rofl."
Dakine Vryce, Totem Warrior says, "What the..."
(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "We just convinced Dakine that learning
skills over a monolith makes you lose lessons."
(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Wtf."

Thaemorn tells you, "I feel mean."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Thorgal says, "Rofl."
You say, "Ok, ok."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Thorgal says, "You people are kids, kill eachother
like us, real men."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Thorgal says, ":P."

Thaemorn tells you, "Dude.. you gotta quote that. I can't, I've posted like 3
quotes in the last 1/2 hour."
Dakine Vryce, Totem Warrior says, "Good thing I learn mostly from Eurytus..."
Thaemorn nods his head emphatically.
You say, "Indeed."
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "It's terrible, Dain, the Hartstone tutor,
has a flamed monolith at his feet."
Thaemorn gives a pained sigh.

You wince in pain.
You say, "Ouchies."
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "I would've been omin-trans by now."
You say, "Eww."
You say, "You lost that many?"
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "If only I'd known earlier."
Thaemorn stomps about a bit, grumping vigorously.
You wince in pain.
You say, "That suck's."

<>: You say, "Heh."
Dakine Vryce, Totem Warrior says, "How many does it take?"
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<>: You say, "This is so funny."
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "About half, I think."

Dakine Vryce, Totem Warrior says, "Is it a bug?"
Thaemorn shakes his head.
<>: You say, "We've convinced Dakine that learning skills over a
monolith makes you lose lessons."

<>: Kante says, "You're twisted, Triden."
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "Geomancers have an ability to ignore it."
<>: You say, "And if over an eye sigil, that you can't transfer
them."
Thaemorn tells you, ".... Poor guy."

Thaemorn tells you, "Worse than when Ashteru and I convinced Kante that there
was a new artifact that let you purchase extra guild skills, and he believed
that I had Necromancy, with Lich."
Thaemorn tells you, "Should we break the news to Dakine?"

You tell Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns, "Do it."

Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "Dakine..."
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "Thought we should tell you..."

High Bard of the Wilde Kante Shizomoru, Dragon Warrior says, "You really should
tell him the truth."
You roll on the floor, laughing.
Thaemorn grins mischievously at Kante.

High Bard of the Wilde Kante Shizomoru, Dragon Warrior says, "You people are
twisted."
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "Monoliths don't affect your learning at
all."
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "Neither do eye sigils."
The corners of Thaemorn's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns stifles a laugh.

Dakine Vryce, Totem Warrior says, "I knew it."
You roll on the floor, laughing.
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says to Kante, "Almost as good as the one Ashteru
and I got you with?"
Dakine Vryce, Totem Warrior says, "Stupid bastards!"
High Bard of the Wilde Kante Shizomoru, Dragon Warrior sticks out his tongue
and says, "I do find it funny, but it's still wrong."

You say, "That was the funniest thing I've ever witnessed."
Thaemorn2005-09-22 18:07:15
losewings.gif I'm a bad person unsure.gif

I blame Yuniko, for the random, unrelated comment about monoliths that started the whole thing!
Unknown2005-09-22 18:27:56
Rofl, poor Dakine
Kujo2005-09-22 20:48:35
roflmao.gif That's horrible. *comfort Dakine*
Sylphas2005-09-22 20:50:46
That's awesome.
Unknown2005-09-23 16:49:23
Triden, you meanie. That is hilarious, though.
Triden2005-09-23 17:55:12
QUOTE(Briseis Nerianstar @ Sep 23 2005, 05:49 PM)
Triden, you meanie. That is hilarious, though.
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Hey! It was Thaemorn, not me! I just helped it along laugh.gif
It was so funny, though. Thaemorn is nasty. You should
ask him to see the one with Kante. roflmao.gif
Laysus2005-09-24 20:37:07
Thaemorn is the root of all evil!