I just had this random idea rush into my head and thought it might serve as amusing little game. We've all heard about proper etiquette and rules for writing descriptions, but what if there were none? Let your imagination go wild and write up the best description you can think of! (note: by best I mean worst) (note2: all descriptions in this thread are purely fictionalized, any relations to actual characters are wholly coincidental).

He is an ordinary human and has large, sad eyes that make you feel like your mother just died. Hair the colour of the darkest night in a solar eclipse wavers around his face in a smooth and undulating hypnotic rhythm. Over his right eye is a perfectly formed red scar, perhaps caused from the vertical slash of a blade while being blinded by a fireball. Underneath his black shirt is a tattoo of a firebreathing dragon that spans the length of his body. As he notices you looking at him, he casts a seductive and charming wink at you and you immediately feel drawn to his mysterious aura.

I'm sure you guys can come up with better ones

She is an ordinary human and is incredible to look at. Simply staring at her leaves you to drool and think imprue thoughts. Her body oozes with sexuality and her eyes beckon to you, invitingly. You walk up to her and she whispers into your ear, saying "put that tounge away", then laughs and walks away.


(five seconds before looking at this description)

She closes her eyes, curls up in a ball, and falls asleep.

He is the coolest looking thing ever.


Edit: Wrong thread!

He is a glistening mugwump and is here.

She looks like a dog. Who cares? She's furry. She has hair! She is wearing well.. who cares about that either

This was an Achaean Naga's description...

He is a ordinary human and, wait a second, where did he go?


Only with a different race and even worse grammar.

He is a nimble faeling and his hot. He be lookin like all da other faelings except he is bigger than an Igasho yo. He be decked out in racer stripes and when he be flyin all da honies be lookin at him and be like "Yo man you is fly!" His wings be clear and as you look at dem yo eyes be widening and you be like "Damn dose wings is da shizzle bizzle" His big arms be big enough to crush big ass trees yo, and his eyes be darker than the darkest night, pulling at your soul and forcing you to submit to his hip-hop ways.

Ialie does that so well.

This one still rules:






Can I enemy to Celest for having a descriptionlike that please?

The desc Laxinova wish she could have:

She is a glistening mugwump and is the lady of desire. Her immense breasts beckon to you, brining impure thoughts to your mind as you are beckoned to perform hot, sweaty cybersecks with her. Her thick luscious bright red lush lips beckon, and you drool, taking a step closer to her as her aura of sexyness. She winks at you and runs her fingers through her lips, beckoning. She is wearing sexy leather panties and a bright red ball gag.

HAHAHAHAH OH thats fun!

He is an ordinary human and screams at you for daring to look at him. His awesomeness is beyond your puny comprehension so you quake in fear, and he is cool and disdainful. All men want to be him and all women want him. In fact, he is surrounded by hot girls constantly. He has lots of muscles and has scars from fighting. His eyes are cold and piercing like ice.

Uh... no?

He is an ordinary human and has the ears of an elfen. He also has a long aslaran tail and breathes out smoke telling of dracnari heritage. Two taurian horns sprout from his head and a pair of dragonfly faeling wings from his back. A few feathers are laced within his hair like a trill and his entire left arm is formed from solid diamond. Bear-like claws extend from his hands and small patches of skunk-patterened fur along his back. Two sets of gills can barely be seen from underneath his turtleneck sweater and his webbed hands stand out beneath his gloves. Oh, he only has one eye also. Be sure not to confuse him with his brothers who all look exactly like him. His mom uh, got around a lot.

EDIT: Dangit, should've used bad grammar.

Shouldn't he be a viscanti?

Don't know many viscanti that can show gills through turtlenecks...

I don't know many humans who can show gills through a turtleneck either.

he is a glistening mugwump and i think of what to write for my description.

i could imagine someone putting that, too.

She is a ___ and is a sight to behelden. Her long, lucious locs cascade down past her shoudlers in waves of midnight black. Her eyes are liquid pools of chocolate, flecked with speckles of shimmering blue, green, purple, orange, russet, indigo, crimson, pearl, opal, cyan, and gold, showing hidden depths of her soul and changing in color with every emotion, seeming to draw u in and are also framed by thick luxurriousus black lashes that sweep across her face and reach 3 in in length. Her lips are a beautiful rose in color, pouty and soft and perfect. She has a lithe figure, though is curvy in all that right places. Her breasts are full and round, perky and supple, that top tiny waste whcih leads to hips that sway with each step. Her skin is a light alabaster in color, creamy and soft with nary a blemish in sights but with a few freckles scattered here and there that are really really cute. She is usually quiet but you just can't help but notice how truly special and intreeging she really is.

With so many colours on them, how do you manage to see the original chocolate colour?