Real Life irks me

by Unknown

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Unknown2005-12-07 03:38:24
Just a few annoyances that I'd like to get off my chest.

-People who want to feel big by ordering you around. Example: I worked as a host today and we had a full wait area. I was heading off to get more crayons and books for the kids and had even mentioned that I was going to do that about 5 minutes earlier. As soon as I move, this other guy makes sure to say loudly, "Make sure you get some coloring books for the kids." Arg! He always does that and it makes me sick.

-Rap music! I swear, I think the rappers these days are just sitting around the studio going, "What dumb word can I use to describe a woman's butt today?" If you ever heard this song called "Shake that Laffy-Taffy", you know what I mean. I can't say it any better that my friend did: "Hip-hop is about music and storytelling and life. Rap is only about trying to make a quick buck." Very, very true.

-People who think $5 is the universal tip. No matter how much you spend, how much you run me, to them $5 seems to cover it all, it seems.

-Hummers. Its seems that when the gas prices went through the roof a few months ago, the sale of Hummers went went right along with it. I swear, absolutely no one who owns one around here knows how to drive or park it. One Hummer driver ran right into my neighbor's hood, trying to get out of a space. She didn't even care either. Darn right I snitched.

-The fact I can't get another tattoo on my arm. I can't even wear my piercings to work. Bah, I was soo looking forward to getting that Ankh for Christmas. Oh well, I should be saving my money anyways.

-Being on a diet while working at your favorite restaurant sucks!

I had some more, but I already vented those to my friend. Boy, she got an ear full. I feel a bit better now.
Narsrim2005-12-07 03:41:26
How's your love life?
Narsrim2005-12-07 03:48:16
QUOTE(Endlessnite @ Dec 6 2005, 11:38 PM)
-Rap music! I swear, I think the rappers these days are just sitting around the studio going, "What dumb word can I use to describe a woman's butt today?" If you ever heard this song called "Shake that Laffy-Taffy", you know what I mean.  I can't say it any better that my friend did:  "Hip-hop is about music and storytelling and life. Rap is only about trying to make a quick buck." Very, very true.
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Aww. Here's a good song for you:

Pretty Ricky - Your Body
Unknown2005-12-07 03:49:51
Non existent.

I honestly wasn't expecting that question. Me and my bf separated right before school started. But we still hang out sometimes. But lately, I have been enjoying the single life. I know once the holidays come I'll be saying something different.


Edited to add: Actually I like Pretty Ricky - especially Grind on Me. After what I just said, its terrible for me to admit that.
Narsrim2005-12-07 03:55:44
If you need something that's sappy to go with the mood: I recommend

Kelly Clarkskon - Because of you (warning, extremely sappy)
Unknown2005-12-07 03:59:29
QUOTE
-The fact I can't get another tattoo on my arm. I can't even wear my piercings to work. Bah, I was soo looking forward to getting that Ankh for Christmas. Oh well, I should be saving my money anyways.


Yeah, that one sort of ruined the rest. What the hell does an Ankh stand for, anyway. Isn't it egyptian?
Narsrim2005-12-07 04:01:59
QUOTE(Temporary_Guido @ Dec 6 2005, 11:59 PM)
Yeah, that one sort of ruined the rest. What the hell does an Ankh stand for, anyway. Isn't it egyptian?
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I'd answer your question, but as we all know, you can "give a man a fish and feed him for a day, but teach him to fish and feed him for a lifetime"... as a result, I introduce you to:

Google - where questions are answered.
Unknown2005-12-07 04:06:49
QUOTE(Temporary_Guido @ Dec 7 2005, 02:59 PM)
Yeah, that one sort of ruined the rest. What the hell does an Ankh stand for, anyway. Isn't it egyptian?
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No, it's Korean and means 'Lotsa Noodles'.
Unknown2005-12-07 04:06:59
Yeah, ancient symbol of life. Like I said.
Unknown2005-12-07 04:07:47
Yea, its a Egyptian symbol of life. I already have an Eye of Horus (or Eye of Ra, if you want to call it) on my left wrist. I have a thing for both tattoos and piercings. But, I'm the type who won't get a tattoo unless it has some meaning to me.


edit: boy you guys are quick smile.gif
Unknown2005-12-07 04:44:25
QUOTE(Endlessnite @ Dec 6 2005, 10:38 PM)
-Rap music! I swear, I think the rappers these days are just sitting around the studio going, "What dumb word can I use to describe a woman's butt today?" If you ever heard this song called "Shake that Laffy-Taffy", you know what I mean.  I can't say it any better that my friend did:  "Hip-hop is about music and storytelling and life. Rap is only about trying to make a quick buck." Very, very true.
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I wish all these girls would realize this. That's my main reason for walking away from rap (Or never really getting involved with it), but anyway..

You'll look back on all of this later when you finish up school and just laugh. Too bad we have to suffer for the time being though, but temporary hell is better than a lifetime of drama.
Unknown2005-12-07 07:48:09
If it makes you feel better, I tip a minimum of 5$, or 30%. Whichever is more. I sometimes tip as much as 50%, if I find the service to be excellent and the help to be amiable. And if me/my friends ask lots of stupid questions or petty things, or if someone at our table or one of his others are being ass holes.
Shaeden2005-12-07 11:40:12
New rap music does suck. Older stuff is not bad though, before it became "Let's Glock that nizzle!" or "Hoes! Money! Guns!" Over and over...
I'm writing a letter of protest to someone who picks up their kids in a Hummer at my school. Figured it was better than keying.
Yeah, and I tip 15% or higher usually. If I can afford it.
Iridiel2005-12-07 13:19:24
Here waiters receive a decent salary, don't live out of tips. Would be unfair otherwise.
So tips are usually only given when the waiter has done his work well (some of the waiters I've meet deserve negative tips). And so, they flip when american tourists come here, have a 10€ meal and then leave a tip of 5€.
Marcalo2005-12-07 13:29:53
QUOTE(Endlessnite @ Dec 6 2005, 11:07 PM)
Yea, its a Egyptian symbol of life.  I already have an  Eye of Horus (or Eye of Ra, if you want to call it) on my left wrist.  I have a thing for both tattoos and piercings.  But, I'm the type who won't get  a tattoo unless it has some meaning to me.
edit: boy you guys are quick smile.gif
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ohhh i want to get the eye of ra over my heart. thats been my tattoo dream for years. but i am to much of a sissy when it comes to pain to try it.
Iridiel2005-12-07 13:31:59
From what my sister said about tattoos, is more the annoyance of having an itchy feeling over the area, like two dozens mosquitos bitting you at once, that actual "omg I broke my leg" pain.
But it lasts for a looong while until they finish.
Narsrim2005-12-08 09:29:09
QUOTE
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy

I'm lookin fa Mrs. Bubble Gum
I'm Mr. Chik-O-Stick
I wanna (dun dun dunt) (oh)
Cuz you so thick
Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher (Oh)
Cuz I stay so hard
You can suck me for a long time
(Oh my god!)
Gurl dis ain't no dance flo'
Dis a candy sto'
And I'm really geeked up
And I got mo' dro
I pop, I roll
It's soft I know
It's da summer time
But yo laffy taffy got me froze (oh)
Gone get loose (oh)
Gone get low (oh)
don't be shy
H** I'm Faybo? (oh)
I kno' you wanna ride
You a star and it shows
(What's happening? What's up? What's up? Let's go, let's go, let's go)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy

Cum on trick cum on trick
Here go Mr. Chocolate
I like da way you break it down
Waddle, stop you watchin me
Laffy taffy I'm likin' dis
Big ol a** you shakin b****
Close yo mouth and don't say s***
Bend on ova and hit a split
Work dat pole and work it well
Stacks on deck, yo ankles swell
Gurl let me touch ya
I will neva tell
Security gaurd don't scare nobody
Damn right I touched dat h**
All da money just hit da flo'
D4L I'm ready to go
H** can't even shake no mo
Dey tired out
Lets ride out
B**** you wanna go
Den she can go
She get in my car
I ain't playin no mo
Start movin on my Faybo
B**** she probably already kno'
Let me see dat laffy taffy
(dun dun dunt)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy

Say baby gurl
A wat you gon' do
I got a hundred 1s
I wanna pour on you
Just keep dat a** shakin
And I keep tippin' you
While I sit back like a playa
And sip dat grey goose
Feelin' all loose
Cuz gurl you on your job
You got my d*** hard
Da way you touch dem toez
Workin' dem micros
On da stilletos
You made it skeet skeet skeet
Like a water hoez (candy gurl)
Got me goin' in my pocket
Pullin' out mo' dough
Let da waitress kno' I need to order
Five hundred mo'
You besta believe lata on we headed 2 da mo'
So gone and pack dem bags
And let's mothaf***in' go
I'm waitin' on yo fine a**
At da front doe
Gurl you don kno'
Ima toss da laffy taffy
Toss it flip it and slap it
Bust a couple of nuts
And get right back at it

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy


Even though the song is retarded, I love how the guy talks smile.gif

I exceptionally like the bolded verse.
Ixion2005-12-08 10:29:41
QUOTE(Narsrim @ Dec 6 2005, 10:55 PM)
If you need something that's sappy to go with the mood: I recommend

Kelly Clarkskon - Because of you (warning, extremely sappy)
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That video is annoying. She's a little unsure of herself still, not sure what to do with her hands so she keeps randomly putting them back in her hair in addition to going to the Lohan school of songwriting about broken families tongue.gif
Ixion2005-12-08 10:35:49
QUOTE(Narsrim @ Dec 6 2005, 10:41 PM)
How's your love life?
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That's such a great question. So short, so simple, yet it makes one so introspective.

Oh and Endlessnight, if you want an odd laugh, watch this. Gunther
Sylphas2005-12-08 10:43:27
OMFG Narsrim, you should be shot for posting that for me to inadvertantly skim over. MY BRAIN IS MELTING BECAUSE OF YOU.

This is how we know Narsrim is a griefer IRL as well, because of incidents like this. dry.gif

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