Tis the season...
...to spread a little blasphemy


(DISCLAMER: This is not meant to be taken seriously, it is for the amusement of those with open minds. If you do not have a sense of humor, do not read any further. This is your only warning.)

Good Morning Purgatory
>>> with Jesus & Adolf

The Voice: Gooooooooooooooood Morning Purgatory! For you poor souls, caught between Heaven and Hell, here they are, your lovable bringers of Holycaust.... Adolf Hitler and Jesus the Christ!!!!


Prodcer (Off stage): You're on.

Hitler (Oblivious): ...and then you burn the books?

Jesus: No, no. Then you re-write the books.

Producer: You're on!
(Hitler and Jesus stare blankly at audience)
(Lights go out)

The Voice: Good Morning Purgatory is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Thank you for your patience.
(Minutes pass. Lights come back up.)

Jesus: Good morning Purgatory! I'm Jesus,

Hitler: And I'm Adolf!

Both: And you're our bitches now!
(Both laugh)

Hitler: Oh, Jesus, you slay me!

Jesus: Anyway, moving on from Jewish fate, how was your day, Adolf?

Hitler: Oh, not bad. But you wouldn't believe the hate mail I'm still getting. Holocaust this, genocide that. You'd think I had actually managed to kill them -all-.

Jesus: If only, Adolf. If only.
(Both laugh)

Jesus: Though, don't worry, Adolf, I mean, WWII was sort of like one giant hate letter from Dad.
(Both laugh again)
(The Voice coughs)

Jesus: Er, right. Let's take a call, shall we?

Hitler: Hello, Caller. You're live with Jesus and Adolf!

Satan: Uh, Hi. My name is Bob.

Hitler: Hello, Bob!
(Jesus peers around the stage)

Hitler: So, what can we do for you today?

Satan: Well, I was just curious. Jesus,

Jesus: Yes?

Satan: Is it just coincidence that, like another well known worldly benefactor, you were once dark-skinned, but are now portrayed as a pasty-ass white guy?

Jesus (face replaced by Michael Jackson): I don't know what you're talking about, Bob.

Satan: So, you're saying that Catholic choir boys are all naturally sopranos?
(Audience shifts their children closer to Hitler's side)
(Line is disconnected)
(Lights go out)

The Voice: Good Morning Purgatory is, yet again, experiencing technical difficulties. We'd thank you again for your patience, but, hell, we both know you're not going anywhere.

Heheheh, funny. And so deliciously offensive, too.

Verithrax, where did you get your avatar?

Back in the day (IE before you came to the forums), Estarra got an avatar from here. Everyone followed suit. I was the only one creative enough not to bandwagon AGAIN when she switched to an Ialie-made avatar.