someone E-mailed this to me, and I thought I'd share it. And yes, I have done some of these things

Sixty-Eight Fun Things to do in Walmart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy"

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

46. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

47. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

49. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

51. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie."

52. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

53. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

54. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

55. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

56. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

57. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)."

58. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

59. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

60.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

61.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

62.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

63.Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

64. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

65. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

66. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

67. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

68. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!

I'm not surprised. I bet you've done 57 and 37, at least.

Seriously. This is why I'm happy he can't Illusion in real life.

*whistle* I did that, turned out the bike was a used piece of crap and the rear axle froze up.

Oh come on, who hasnt done this?!

I'm not saying which of these I've done.

I've done 37

I've done 37 too :/

I've done 57. I tend to walk away with the boy, too. >:) If not, the girl and I go shopping at the mall. <3

there is one that wasn't on there..

Swap gloves around so that it's 2 left gloves or 2 right gloves. We did that with some of those hulk smashing hand things..

The missed some of My favourites playing with the nerf guns. I've had a Nerf war with little kids before. My grandmother worked at KMart and I used to stay there alot.

I've done this one with a friend, but only better. We picked up some of those foam noodles you can put in the pool and were jousting in toys with them!

heh, when I used to be the manager of the front-end of Walmart...stuff like that happened all the time..and at all times of the day at some point or another.

I've done 37, except with the Pink Panther theme instead of the Mission Impossible theme.

My brother and i are banned from the Wal-Mart where we lived, we held a football game that ended with one guy getting his leg broke, then my brother and a bunch of friends got together and help a patty cake fight, people stood around him and his friend chanting fight fight fight, and he and his friend were only playing patty cake.

I smell sexy and...candy, yeaahh...

I have done the following:
1
2
3
7
9
10
12
13
14
15
16
17
19
21
25
27
29
37( with the Mission Impossible song, the James bond song, the Pink Panther song and the song from the opening scene in Austin Powers)
40
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
51 ( I pretend to be that one James Bond villain)
53
54
55
56
57(I do this in Dillards, not Wal-Mart)
58
59(usually I do it before the store closes, because then they don't get changed back until the next day)
60
61
62( And a surprising amount of people accept)
64
65(I usually ask for existing products, like Pocky, that most people who work at Wal-mart haven't heard of. They should sell that at Wal-Mart)
68

I'm not allowed in wal-mart anymore due to my antics, of course they never know til I show back up. Let's see. We almost always pay for what we use but I've.

Gone in at about 4 am before people get there but after stocking is done, built a fort out of toilet paper packages, had a few in the fort to throw at people and tell them this is my fort and to fork off.

Had a couple of friends try on skates with me and start a pick up hockey game in sporting goods.

Left notes in the pocket of the pants such as "Next tuesday you are going to be shot by a hobo- hope you have a good weekend."

Went to the cloth department or whatever and "mummified" my little brother. He was pretty pissed.

Played hide and go seek for 6 hours and got a few customers to join in.

Proposed to 19 different girls, on camera. Apparently the camera part pisses them off.

Had a "wedding ceremony" on camera, the Tuesday after the first yes I got, also on camera.

Transferred a small shark into the goldfish.

Put goldfish crackers into the goldfish.

Used an entire can of Axe body spray before leaving.

Used 10 entire rolls of duct tape, making my friend the "Tin-Man"

Brought a goldfish up to the counter, said "Mmmm I'm really hungry and the fast food joints are closed" Than I swallowed the goldfish.

and Proceeded with the "goldfish trick" in the rest room.

I've done 51, 54 and 67 (That was awesome, there was this massive kids bike designed to look like a Harley in Toys R Us, we broke it )



Done that in an army, 5 of us across the aisle, and we all bent down to tie our shoelaces at the end

I don't know that I've done any of those. I guess I'm pretty boring...

Didn't you like choke on the foul fumes and go unconcious?