I don't mean to sound like an arrogant bastard, but I am so deal with it.

I have made myself a set of practise hammers that have bugger all wounding, if you guys want to learn to fight with me, i'm more than happy to spar with them and i'll give you all the pointers about your offence and defence you can handle.

Just contact me in game and we'll spar. The hammers are also low damage so you lower health people can have a chance to learn how to fight against a bonecrusher, and i like to extend my offence when i'm using my crappy hammers so you can get all the affliction lines too

I may take you up on that, if I can get my computer to stop freezing everytime someone spams me (which means any kind of fighting ).

I'm game, I need the bonecrusher practice so I can whoop the hell out of Airees.

Kelq needs some practice. He also needs to kill Murphy

I would, if I weren't such an RP nazi.

Hey Murph, are we talking like we go into the Arena and start a battle and just go at it like normal or is this like a tutory session.. like..
The Murph: "Ok Mimi... give me your best shot!"
Me: *some ish combo involving angel and aeon"
The Murph: "Ok...see this is why that was not so great, this would be better"
Me: "Oh ok! .....OMG WTC!?!?
The Murph: "Ok, that was a you need to watch for this hitting you if so, parry and work this out cause they're more than likely going for ..."
ETC ETC ETC
So it is it all tutorial or... I got 2750 hp undeffed, all my defs but Numen, think I would be able to get some training in, or do I need to get beffier first?
Love- mimi

I'll take you up once I get a good start. And I dont think you sound arrogant, everyone knows your one of the better fighters in Lusty...

psh please, hell when i sparred you i was not even wantign to fight soi half assed it and won. Think of what i will do when i want to fight

Hammers for training? GREAT!

You can start with every member of the Ur'Guard. I want to see a mass of Headhunters by 2 years time.

CHOP CHOP!

ok basically i'll fight you a few times if you're up for it, the first time i'll let you hit me for a bit and see where you're at, then i'll kill you with my hammers. The second fight you'll learn how to parry better, and how to cure certain afflictions and what to watch for. Once you know all that, then a 3rd fight for a bit of fun i might pull out my arti hammers and show you the full offence of a bonecrusher.

And guys, training hammers for me = 286 speed hammers which are post nerf ones i made yesterday.

aslaran with 286 speed hammers? does that mean you can keep someone at constant knockdown?

not if you parry or stance. I suppose i could keep someone knocked down each time they stand up but that would be silly and a waste of power and offence time.

OK! Thanks Murphy! much <3 for the ClownMan!

Hmm, makes me want to write a GOOD story for bardic just to get credits for Aragrot so i can trans Bonecrusher and learn from the Murph. I've always wanted to be a strong warrior.