The magnificent rotating head

by Unknown

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Unknown2006-01-30 01:34:34

Outside a ruined tower.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun
shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A solitary blackened
tower dominates the southwestern segment of the ruins, its long shadow cast
across the plateau and leaving everything in its shadow. The tower itself is
easily a hundred feet high to its tip, although the roof is not intact and large
blocks of stone lies at its base where they have fallen from above. A huge
doorway surmounts the bottom of the tower, fifteen foot-high doors leading into
the shady interior. A stone walkway must once have led north from this gate to
the road beyond, but the edge of the hill has crumbled and is now impossible to
walk. A hunting trophy bearing Ellara's head is here, a grisly reminder of the
power of a skilful hunter.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, and in (open door).

"trophy33783" a hunting trophy bearing Shamarah's head
Number of objects: 1
4509h, 2439m, 3060e, 0p exk-look

Outside a ruined tower.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun
shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A solitary blackened
tower dominates the southwestern segment of the ruins, its long shadow cast
across the plateau and leaving everything in its shadow. The tower itself is
easily a hundred feet high to its tip, although the roof is not intact and large
blocks of stone lies at its base where they have fallen from above. A huge
doorway surmounts the bottom of the tower, fifteen foot-high doors leading into
the shady interior. A stone walkway must once have led north from this gate to
the road beyond, but the edge of the hill has crumbled and is now impossible to
walk. A hunting trophy bearing Shamarah's head is here, a grisly reminder of the
power of a skilful hunter.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, and in (open door).

You see exits leading northeast, southeast, and in (open door).
4509h, 2439m, 3060e, 0p exk-
(Glomdoring): Misaki says, "Glory be to Glomdoring!"
4509h, 2439m, 3060e, 0p exk-
Dysolis has been slain in the Midnight Coliseum by Jai, Ward of Xenthos.
4509h, 2439m, 3060e, 0p exk-l

Outside a ruined tower.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun
shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A solitary blackened
tower dominates the southwestern segment of the ruins, its long shadow cast
across the plateau and leaving everything in its shadow. The tower itself is
easily a hundred feet high to its tip, although the roof is not intact and large
blocks of stone lies at its base where they have fallen from above. A huge
doorway surmounts the bottom of the tower, fifteen foot-high doors leading into
the shady interior. A stone walkway must once have led north from this gate to
the road beyond, but the edge of the hill has crumbled and is now impossible to
walk. A hunting trophy bearing Thoros's head is here, a grisly reminder of the
power of a skilful hunter.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, and in (open door).
4509h, 2439m, 3060e, 0p exk-


Outside a ruined tower.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun
shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A solitary blackened
tower dominates the southwestern segment of the ruins, its long shadow cast
across the plateau and leaving everything in its shadow. The tower itself is
easily a hundred feet high to its tip, although the roof is not intact and large
blocks of stone lies at its base where they have fallen from above. A huge
doorway surmounts the bottom of the tower, fifteen foot-high doors leading into
the shady interior. A stone walkway must once have led north from this gate to
the road beyond, but the edge of the hill has crumbled and is now impossible to
walk. A hunting trophy bearing Shric's head is here, a grisly reminder of the
power of a skilful hunter.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, and in (open door).
4509h, 2439m, 3060e, 0p exk-l



No idea how I did it, but that's pretty cool.

If you didn't catch on, the name on the head changed everytime I typed look. It's actually just Shamarah's head.
Diamondais2006-01-30 01:38:05
Thats been known to happen, can be rather amusing at times I guess. unsure.gif
Unknown2006-01-30 01:38:09
It's a very old bug.
Unknown2006-01-30 01:39:20
The thing is that they're all celestians.

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Drayde, Student of the Wolf says, "What's up?"
4509h, 2439m, 3060e, 0p exk-say Look

You say, "Look."
4509h, 2439m, 3060e, 0p exk-l

Outside a ruined tower.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun
shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A solitary blackened
tower dominates the southwestern segment of the ruins, its long shadow cast
across the plateau and leaving everything in its shadow. The tower itself is
easily a hundred feet high to its tip, although the roof is not intact and large
blocks of stone lies at its base where they have fallen from above. A huge
doorway surmounts the bottom of the tower, fifteen foot-high doors leading into
the shady interior. A stone walkway must once have led north from this gate to
the road beyond, but the edge of the hill has crumbled and is now impossible to
walk. A hunting trophy bearing Shric's head is here, a grisly reminder of the
power of a skilful hunter. Drayde, Student of the Wolf is here. He wields a
warrior's iron greatsword in his left hand.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, and in (open door).
4509h, 2439m, 3060e, 0p exk-say Shric's head, right?

You say, "Shric's head, right?"
4509h, 2439m, 3060e, 0p exk-
Drayde, Student of the Wolf says, "Oh, the trophy?"
4509h, 2439m, 3060e, 0p exk-say Look again

You say, "Look again."
4509h, 2439m, 3060e, 0p exk-l

Outside a ruined tower.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun
shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A solitary blackened
tower dominates the southwestern segment of the ruins, its long shadow cast
across the plateau and leaving everything in its shadow. The tower itself is
easily a hundred feet high to its tip, although the roof is not intact and large
blocks of stone lies at its base where they have fallen from above. A huge
doorway surmounts the bottom of the tower, fifteen foot-high doors leading into
the shady interior. A stone walkway must once have led north from this gate to
the road beyond, but the edge of the hill has crumbled and is now impossible to
walk. A hunting trophy bearing Thoros's head is here, a grisly reminder of the
power of a skilful hunter. Drayde, Student of the Wolf is here. He wields a
warrior's iron greatsword in his left hand.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, and in (open door).
4509h, 2439m, 3060e, 0p exk-say Now it's Thoros's head

You say, "Now it's Thoros's head."
4509h, 2439m, 3060e, 0p exk-say Look again

You say, "Look again."
4509h, 2439m, 3060e, 0p exk-l

Outside a ruined tower.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun
shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A solitary blackened
tower dominates the southwestern segment of the ruins, its long shadow cast
across the plateau and leaving everything in its shadow. The tower itself is
easily a hundred feet high to its tip, although the roof is not intact and large
blocks of stone lies at its base where they have fallen from above. A huge
doorway surmounts the bottom of the tower, fifteen foot-high doors leading into
the shady interior. A stone walkway must once have led north from this gate to
the road beyond, but the edge of the hill has crumbled and is now impossible to
walk. A hunting trophy bearing Catarin's head is here, a grisly reminder of the
power of a skilful hunter. Drayde, Student of the Wolf is here. He wields a
warrior's iron greatsword in his left hand.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, and in (open door).
4509h, 2439m, 3060e, 0p exk-
Drayde, Student of the Wolf says, "Heh."
4509h, 2439m, 3060e, 0p exk-say Catarin's head

You say, "Catarin's head."
4509h, 2439m, 3060e, 0p exk-say Look again

You say, "Look again."
4509h, 2439m, 3060e, 0p exk-
Drayde, Student of the Wolf says, "What's the deal?"
4509h, 2439m, 3060e, 0p exk-l
Shamarah2006-01-30 01:46:08
Yes! I'm secretly all these people!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

pureevil.gif
Arix2006-01-30 01:47:21
I always knew Shamarah was schizophrenic
Unknown2006-01-30 01:56:39
I wonder if it randomly selects names though and theirs *heads* just disappear from their bodies...some conspiracy this must be
Rakor2006-01-30 02:16:33
That bug has been around since trophies first came out. Sort of annoying.
Murphy2006-01-30 05:11:18
yeh i've had ti happen where it looked like i had 8 trophies of geb in my office (i keep trophies of enemies heads) you need to do info here to get the real name.

check deepnight for amaru's head, I thought richter would appreciate it there
Aiakon2006-01-30 12:21:39
It also happens periodically on fossils. Sometimes the last person killed is represented.. but not always. It's just weird.
Unknown2006-02-04 00:14:29
actually the trophies query the character register records and randomly switch between people's alts happy.gif
Unknown2006-02-15 05:20:54
QUOTE(Murphy @ Jan 30 2006, 05:11 AM) 251673

yeh i've had ti happen where it looked like i had 8 trophies of geb in my office (i keep trophies of enemies heads) you need to do info here to get the real name.

check deepnight for amaru's head, I thought richter would appreciate it there



Shaped similarly to a shield, starting out pointed towards the bottom and
broadening as it progresses upwards, this hunting trophy has been carefully
carved with shining wood. A set of gold prongs have been placed to keep a firm
hold around Thoros's severed head, which has been attached to its surface.
Underneath is a shining golden plaque, bearing the defeated's name in elegant
script.
It has 30 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 21 pounds.
It bears the distinctive mark of Lord Marquis Amaru La'Saet, Champion of Dawn.
There is a flame-shaped sigil firmly attached.

^ The head Murphy is talking about.

Rarely does a man accomplish a feat of utter monstrous evil that he makes a man trophy his own son's head.