Murphy's trophy room

by Murphy

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Murphy2006-02-03 01:16:36
Right so i was looking in my office the other day, and saw the description:

Office of the Queen's Own.
Clearly the quarters of a master warrior, head trophies of many species and races hang all along the high walls of this chamber. A half sized bed covered in animal fur is set in the corner of the room, a large wooden trunk set at its foot. A towering
mural of the Queen of Insufferable Cruelty dwarfs all other things in this area; her vile and vicious stare staring directly into the black heart of all who pass beneath her gaze. Shelves stacked with armaments and many personal items fill a
diminutive closet in the corner of the room.



So i thought it would be a nice addition to add some trophies, It kind of got out of hand


6066h, 2154m, 3654e, 10p elrxk<>-ih

"monolith sigil50233" a monolith sigil
"trophy25706" a hunting trophy bearing Kelly's head
"trophy49667" a hunting trophy bearing Kelly's head
"trophy33764" a hunting trophy bearing Athalas's head
"trophy58429" a hunting trophy bearing Kelly's head
"trophy41841" a hunting trophy bearing Geb's head
"trophy62193" a hunting trophy bearing Lexalandros's head
"trophy16793" a hunting trophy bearing Folken's head
"trophy5885" a hunting trophy bearing Andala's head
"trophy17905" a hunting trophy bearing Lanko's head
"sigil41271" an eye sigil
"trophy75730" a hunting trophy bearing Sylleria's head
"trophy42764" a hunting trophy bearing Ishimoru's head
"trophy90657" a hunting trophy bearing Rath's head
"trophy75902" a hunting trophy bearing Rath's head
"trophy13726" a hunting trophy bearing Laysus's head
"trophy31021" a hunting trophy bearing Arix's head
Type MORE to continue reading. (63% shown)
6066h, 2130m, 3654e, 10p elrxk<>-more

"trophy59611" a hunting trophy bearing Triden's head
"trophy78736" a hunting trophy bearing Letho's head
"trophy84250" a hunting trophy bearing Sano's head
"trophy84262" a hunting trophy bearing Airees's head
"trophy91268" a hunting trophy bearing Collvan's head
"trophy93141" a hunting trophy bearing Kante's head
"trophy71926" a hunting trophy bearing Raizan's head
"trophy73610" a hunting trophy bearing Ceren's head
"trophy37689" a hunting trophy bearing Yurika's head
Number of objects: 26





Narsrim2006-02-03 02:05:54
Impressive. The heads of Sano, Sylleria, and Kelly speak volumes.
Simimi2006-02-03 02:11:08
how much for sylleria's head?
Laysus2006-02-03 02:28:37
I'm just up there so murph has something pretty to look at *sagenod*.
Murphy2006-02-03 02:33:49
QUOTE(Narsrim @ Feb 3 2006, 12:05 PM)
Impressive. The heads of Sano, Sylleria, and Kelly speak volumes.
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You sarcasitc douchebag narsrim!

its a trophy room, and given you can't behead corpses you have to be able to get the combat in a behead.

i have amaru's head too, but i flamed it and dropped it in deepnight, since richter hates him so much IC i thought it'd be a nice present for my brother IC.

Anyway, I get every head i can after a battle and mount it there

Simimi2006-02-03 02:35:08
But.....how much for sylleria's?
Murphy2006-02-03 02:35:35
not for sale, since they are all flamed
Simimi2006-02-03 02:39:11
bugger all...that sucks
Unknown2006-02-03 02:47:00
you loser not suppose to have your apprentices head in your room!!!!!!
Murphy2006-02-03 02:49:19
it was there before you were my appentice
Vix2006-02-03 02:49:47
How long do heads last? blink.gif
Shorlen2006-02-03 02:57:04
I feel so unloved sad.gif
Murphy2006-02-03 03:10:48
heads on trophies last between 40-45 months
Unknown2006-02-03 03:13:58
I need to get a manse, then start a trophy case. Would be cool to have a list of how many people i killed.
Lisaera2006-02-03 16:14:40
What do you mean you can't behead corpses? You should be able to.
Asarnil2006-02-03 16:22:09
Has it changed from the Achaea code? Because in Achaea they were two seperate skills - behead and decapitate - and people probably just took it as the same thing.
Asarnil2006-02-03 16:40:23
Just as a quick note - apparently Amaru is God (contrary to popular opinion, in line with his personal one biggrin.gif)

QUOTE
Grand Plaza of Deepnight.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A fighting ring rises up from the ground. A plain wooden chest sits here, closed. There are 2 black direwolfs here. A circular brass astrolabe stands here atop a pedestal, inscribed with a ring of degree markings. A sign here suggests you READ SIGN! A small key lies on the ground here. Lying flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil. An obsidian eye sigil is here. Lycosa stands alert here, eyes glimmering. A statue of Nocturne, the morphling stands here, memorializing his noble spirit. A hunting trophy bearing Estarra's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skilful hunter. A shimmering black morphling is here, pulsing gently. You see a sign here instructing you to use the PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system. You see a sign here instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You see exits leading northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, northwest, and up (open door).


Upon further inspection it DID turn out to be Amaru's head, but it gave me a WTF moment nonetheless.
ferlas2006-02-03 16:46:45
QUOTE(Lisaera @ Feb 3 2006, 05:14 PM)
What do you mean you can't behead corpses? You should be able to.
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What skill list is beheading corpses in?
Richter2006-02-03 18:10:54
Are they ever going to fix that? And yeah, it was a cool present. : ) Though, you do actually have a room in Deepnight Murphy, you should use that for trophies instead. tongue.gif
Diamondais2006-02-03 18:11:14
Impressive Murphy, really it is.