(The Dark Carnival): You say, "Btw, I figured out why Celest has been sucking this whole time."

(The Dark Carnival): Lyco says, "Why is that?"

(The Dark Carnival): Daevos (from the Astral Plane) says, "Oh?"

(The Dark Carnival): You say, "This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. That's dark blue on the black zmud background and it hurts my eyes."

(The Dark Carnival): You say, "Who the peanutbutter puts up with that? I colored it something else but most people won't think to."

That's.. nice?

...okaaay...

I don't get it

No make sense

I don't think anyone does.

Celest sucks because you were given a poor color scheme. You're reading too much into it.

On a similar note:

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One says, "Would you pass me the bucket?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

If people complain about colours theres a reason why were able to change backgrounds and on the clients how an actual colour looks.

Yeah, I tweaked ANSI colors, they're really gloomy by default.

The divine made it that way, and what the divine does always has a reason so no arguing colours!
On a related note, the pen is r-r-r-r-royal blue.

We used to tell that joke to see who would laugh at something they didn't understand. There is, in fact, no meaning to the punch line. The appropriate response is simply a blank stare and a raised eyebrow.

I liked my Glomdoring comment in the Quotes section better

It would have been funny if there wasn't some modicum of truth to it.

Damnit, I was trying to figure that out for 5 minutes, decided to just not call attention to the fact I didn't get it in the end.

Thank god.. because I had no idea.. I was lost

Me too and I asked someone about it because I thought I was stupid :ashamed:

Don't you all feel special now, though? You felt funny then, but now you all get to laugh at Richter.

The



gave it away as something that purposefully meant nothing.

But it is inherently funny because it's nonsensical. It's anti-humour; you laugh because there's nothing to laugh at, so you laugh at the naturally humorous inconsistency that exists within a nonsensical joke.