Right well i'm thinking of buyying a heap more credits, and pimping out a set of morningstars (but only if i don't get shafted on the envoy's coming up)

SO i need your help to come up with some nice names for a couple of hammers. You all know me, you know i like to break things and destroy things and generally be bad.

SO!! come up with some good names for weapoins and i might throw something your way if i end up using them. I initally thought Destroyer of Worlds and Crusher of Hope, but the first one i found out today is a weapon name in WOW which annoys me, and the second isn't all that good.

1: Crusher and Splatter
2: Lil' Murph and Big Murph'
3: Serens Bane and Celests Fear

Dreamcrusher
Eternal Night (though you can't do permanent blackout anymore)
Dreadlord's Wrath

Starless Morning

Dunno, it's too late for me to be creative.

I don't know. Something that sounds good when you say, "This is the , the most powerful bonecrusher weapon in the world. It could crush your head clean off. You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?"

World's End, Endbringer, Brainbasher, Ravenous, or my favorites that I never got to make, Shock and Trauma.

How about 'Love' and 'Peace'?
Or Dawnreaver and Spiritslayer

Smash and Bash

Dexter and Lars

Cranky and Finko

Darktooth and Lightbane

Urlach's Unhallowed Shadowfist of Excruciatingly Excruciating Excruciation and Bloodeating Demonspiked Groincrusher of Certain Doom

Roxxor and Boxxor

Box-smasher

Roflcopter and Wtftank

ZOMGNerf and Banhammer

Love and Spite.

Jesus and Goku

Edgecrusher and Mjolnir (make that one a mace).

Also, I need a name for... my golden retriever! Something inexplicably badass (or funny).

Ooh, NASCAR-driving, gun-toting Jesus?

Is there any other kind?

Uh, yeah. Anyone remember buddy Jesus?

I think it would be fun to get like the shortest possible name for a weapon too like: A red club

While not fancy, it would likely be short enough to screw up a whole lot of reflexes.

Like the inverse of the fabled now canceled: a something something rapier with images of the serenwilde something something engraves something something pretty something something.

Urlach's phallic phlail?

You mean Buddy Christ?