I found this comical

by ferlas

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ferlas2006-03-10 17:00:32
Don't have the start just messing around in faethorn one on one with a few people, I managed to toad one and kill them toad another but they got away so I run about chasing and it starts at this point

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Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. Glowing glyphs hang in
the air here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. An archway of
thorns rises up from the ground. A rowan sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. A black
cauldron sits here in a pool of shadows. A royal knight of Faethorn stands here at the ready.
You see exits leading northeast and northwest.
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A sprite bound in shadows flies up and places a hand on your head, channeling mana to you.
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The crone crosses her shriveled arms and turns her dark, penetrating gaze upon you.
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Drawing back on his tiny bow, a pixie shoots an arrow straight at you.
Your insomnia has cleared up.
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Pardon me?
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You clench your fists, grit your teeth, and banish all possibility of sleep.
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A fae knight bends over and picks up a shadow cauldron.
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With the heel of your palm, you smack yourself upside the head.
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A brownie runs up and tickles your sides.
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Aerenna, Derian, Ferlas, Riesa, Sivriel.
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Wagging her finger in censure, a nymph bound in shadows whispers quietly to a pixie, whose eyes glow
green and then nods meekly.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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You step into a flowering archway and are whisked to the Glomdoring.
Among the twilight trees.


You see exits leading south.
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You bleed 10 health.
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With the heel of your palm, you smack yourself upside the head.
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In the Dark of Mother Moon, Laysus L'Ete(Backwards avenue)
Harbinger of Night, Ferlas, Spinner of t(Among the twilight trees)
Faespeaker, Sivriel L'Eternae (Backwards avenue)
Lunar Guardian Derian, Ethereal Guide (Backwards avenue)
Riesa (Frosted forest in the Moonhart's )
Aerenna (Backwards avenue)
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You are:
confused.
extremely oily.
reckless.
masochistic.
an insomniac.
claustrophobic.
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The confusion lifts from your mind and it is clear once again.
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You no longer enjoy pain.
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The potion heals and soothes you.
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You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 866.
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You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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You bleed 10 health.
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Prudence rules your psyche once again.
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You remove 1 calamus, bringing the total in the Rift to 1239.
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Your glands cease their oily secretion.
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A sprite bound in shadows flies up and places a hand on your head, channeling mana to you.
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Small spaces no longer frighten you.
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You are:
an insomniac.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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Aerenna, Derian, Ferlas, Laysus, Riesa.
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You bleed 1 health.
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You step into a flowering archway and are whisked to the Realm of Faethorn.
Twisting pathway into the wyrden mists.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. Glowing glyphs hang in
the air here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. An archway of
thorns rises up from the ground. A rowan sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. A royal
knight of Faethorn stands here at the ready.
You see exits leading northeast and northwest.
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You shed Furrikin form and flow as a spirit through the verdant leaves, embracing the physical once
more and arrive at backwards avenue.
Backwards avenue.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A flowering archway rises
up from the ground. A birch sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. A royal knight of
Faethorn stands here at the ready. Lunar Guardian Derian, Ethereal Guide is here, shrouded. He
wields a tower shield in his left hand and an athame dagger in his right. Aerenna is here. She
wields a white gold falcon morning star in each hand. In the Dark of Mother Moon, Laysus is here. He
wields an athame dagger in his right hand. Squatting on the ground is a large, ugly toad covered in
warts.
You see exits leading southeast and southwest.
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You must regain equilibrium first.
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Aerenna says, "And in."
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Laysus kisses a warty toad passionately.
A warty toad wobbles about uncertainly and turns a pale shade of green before suddenly stretching
and transforming into a faeling. Shaking her head, Sivriel stands before you where once there was a
toad, looking slightly disoriented and perplexed with her tongue lolling out the side of her mouth.
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With a focused look, Aerenna strikes at you with a white gold falcon morning star. Your left leg is
elegantly crushed and swept out from under you, knocking you to the ground.
You feel ugliness radiating from you.
DISLOYAL DISLOYAL
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You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
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With a focused look, Aerenna strikes at you with a white gold falcon morning star. You are hit on
the left thigh for a minor bruise.
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Aerenna takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on her legs.
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You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
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Sivriel takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on her legs.
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Laysus eats a reishi mushroom.
ATE RESHI
ATE RESHI
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The corners of Laysus's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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You are no longer stunned.
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You begin rolling towards the southwest.
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The potion heals and soothes you.
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You no longer will inspire disloyalty among friends.
ORDER FAE TO KILL, ORDER FAE TO KILL
ORDER FAE TO KILL
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You must regain balance first.
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You must possess balance in order to do that.
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Sivriel leaves to the southeast.
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Derian cries aloud his rejection of divine grace.
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Your roll takes you out of the room.
Icy feeding grounds.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. An oak sapling clings
tenaciously to the ground here.
You see exits leading northeast and south.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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You must first raise yourself from the floor and stand up.
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You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
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You stand straight up.
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You begin rolling towards the south.
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Your roll takes you out of the room.
A flip-flopped fountain.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A hornbeam sapling clings
tenaciously to the ground here.
You see exits leading north, southeast, and west.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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The salve slides off your oily skin.
SLICK LOOK OUT FOR SLITLOCK
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You remove 1 calamus, bringing the total in the Rift to 1238.
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Your glands cease their oily secretion.
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A quilt of colours.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. An oak sapling clings
tenaciously to the ground here.
You see exits leading east, southeast, and west.
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You place some iridescent spores on the back of your hand and snort them up your nose.
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With a telepathic giggle, a pooka bound in shadows tells you that he is in control of Laysus's
YOU CAN FORCE NOW YOU CAN FORCE NOW
actions.
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The deep damage in your skin partially heals.
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Tickling that area just behind your eyes, you suddenly let out a sneeze of tremendous force that
causes the world to momentarily spin with bright colours.
Among the twilight trees.
An archway of thorns rises up from the ground. A blackthorn sapling clings tenaciously to the ground
here. A statue of a leopard stands here, caught mid-leap, its razor-sharp fangs exposed for the
kill. Casting darkness all around, a shadow totem thrusts up from the ground, chilling the air.
Mushrooms are growing here in a perfect circle. There are 2 shadowlord widowriders here.
You see exits leading south.
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The deep damage in your skin completely heals.
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The salve has no discernable effect.
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All your deepwounds have been healed.
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You throw your arms wide and call out to the Spirit of Night. Shadows begin to gather before you,
coalescing into a shadow cauldron.
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A slaugh, your loyal companion, has been slain by In the Dark of Mother Moon, Laysus.
slaugh KILLED RESUMMON slaugh
slaugh KILLED RESUMMON slaugh
slaugh KILLED RESUMMON slaugh
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You must regain equilibrium first.
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You must regain equilibrium first.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
You begin to sing an enchanting song, calling to your loyal fae.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a pixie bound in shadows.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a sprite bound in shadows.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a nymph bound in shadows.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a brownie bound in shadows.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a sylph bound in shadows.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a pigwidgeon bound in shadows.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a banshee bound in shadows.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a pooka bound in shadows.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a willowisp bound in shadows.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a redcap.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a barghest.
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You must regain equilibrium first.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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A sprite bound in shadows flies up and places a hand on your head, channeling mana to you.
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Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
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Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
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Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
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Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
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Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
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Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
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An owl hoots off in the distance.
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In the Dark of Mother Moon, Laysus L'Ete(Backwards avenue)
Harbinger of Night, Ferlas, Spinner of t(Among the twilight trees)
Urazial Carthan (Among the twilight trees)
Faespeaker, Sivriel L'Eternae (Argent outer reaches of the Moonh)
Lunar Guardian Derian, Ethereal Guide (Backwards avenue)
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The horizon glows with burnished shades of orange and red, heralding the eminent arrival of Father
Among the twilight trees.


You see exits leading south.
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You step into a flowering archway and are whisked to the Realm of Faethorn.
Twisting pathway into the wyrden mists.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A sigil in the shape of a
small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. An archway of thorns rises up from the ground. A rowan
sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here.
You see exits leading northeast and northwest.
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You point a silver and sapphire sprite necklace towards the northeast, and sparks fly out of it.
An icewall rises up to the northeast.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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You point a silver and sapphire sprite necklace towards the northwest, and sparks fly out of it.
An icewall rises up to the northwest.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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Spreading your arms wide, you spin clockwise and visualize a circle of protection. A shimmering
SAFE SHIELDED SAFE
white orb springs up around you.
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Derian, Ferlas, Laysus, Sivriel, Urazial.
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Your body is unbalanced.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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You scent at the air, your skilled nose picking up the faint traces of others in the surrounding
area.
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You scent at the air, your skilled nose picking up the faint traces of others in the surrounding
area.
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Your action causes the nearly invisible magical shield around you to fade away.
You trace glyphs in the air, and they begin to glow ominously.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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You trace glyphs in the air, and they begin to glow ominously.
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A sprite bound in shadows flies up and places a hand on your head, channeling mana to you.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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You trace glyphs in the air, and they begin to glow ominously.
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You hear the sound of tinkling silver bells and see a ball of light bobbing in the air before you.
#ECHO RUN AWAY SUMMON COMMING

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I START SPAMMING IN ARCHWAY COMMAND, lots of you must recover spam.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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As the ball of light floats away, you are compelled to chase after it, and the forest seems to blur
around you.
Backwards avenue.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A flowering archway rises
up from the ground. A birch sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. There are 2 fae knights
here. In the Dark of Mother Moon, Laysus is here. He wields an athame dagger in his right hand.
Lunar Guardian Derian, Ethereal Guide is here, shrouded. He wields a tower shield in his left hand
and an athame dagger in his right.
You see exits leading southeast and southwest.
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You step into a flowering archway and are whisked to the Serenwilde.
Amid flowering green.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Breaking through the
dimensions, a planar rift slashes through the air here. Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms
the awesome presence of a living totem. A flowering archway rises up from the ground. A hornbeam
sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. There are 10 frost hags here.
You see exits leading north.

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DEATH SPAM
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Your soul is flung back to the prime material plane. Slowly, a skeleton forms from the aether, and
muscles appear upon the bones, bubbling up in a frothy spray of blood. Finally, new skin stretches
out and covers your new body, and you step out from the Master Ravenwood Tree.
Before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Brennan Stormcrow paces
here, his cadaverous body twitching with sudden jerks. An animated skeleton stands here with a
ghostly outline of a bat around its skull. An animated skeleton stands here with a ghostly outline
of a spider around its skull. An animated skeleton stands here with a ghostly outline of a beetle
around its skull. An animated skeleton stands here with a ghostly outline of a wasp around its
skull. The Master Ravenwood Tree towers over everything here, pulsing with an immeasurable yet dark
power. There are 5 enormous black crows here. A hunting trophy bearing Ferlas's head is here, a
grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. Casting darkness all around, a shadow totem
thrusts up from the ground, chilling the air. There are 10 dark nighthags here. An ominous aura
surrounds a marble shrine entangled by black roses, thousands of spiders nesting within the thorn
studded vines. A black direwolf is here, blending in with the shadows. A hemlock sapling clings
tenaciously to the ground here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the
ground. There are 10 shadowlord widowriders here. Mushrooms are growing here in a perfect circle.
There is a campfire here, roaring merrily. The Moralis, Light upon the Webs is here. He wields a
mystic cudgel in his right hand.
You see a single exit leading north.
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Cronnacht is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, his soul safe until he returns
to Lusternia.
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You give a trillingly melodic laugh.
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Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
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The sharp sound of a twig snapping echoes behind you.
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Adracunin arrives from the down.
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Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
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Derian tells you, "Hehe that didn't work so well."
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Moralis snaps his head up suddenly.
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Moralis closes his eyes and bows his head.
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You tell Lunar Guardian Derian, Ethereal Guide, "(Nope we both kinda screwd up there."


Moral of this lesson dont spam archway commands tongue.gif !
Unknown2006-03-13 15:46:03
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Don't have the start just messing around in faethorn one on one with a few people, I managed to toad one and kill them toad another but they got away so I run about chasing and it starts at this point


Ya...succumb is evil!!! I still haven't actually put in a cure for it, I'm too lazy.

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Moral of this lesson dont spam archway commands tongue.gif !


Moral #2: NERF WISP! I mean, I'm happy that I got to summon you and you finally died and all of that, but really that should not have been so easy to do.
ferlas2006-03-13 16:04:24
Well technically I could have moved if I hadn't got a bit of lag there nothing much just half a second or so could have got me out of it. If i'd have used anything that knocked me off balance more though it would have been unavoidable.