Gizoogle

by Simimi

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Simimi2006-04-27 23:32:39
www.gizoogle.com

Turns any webpage into 'Jive' (apparently the Snoop Dog dialect of the American dialect of "Ebonics" is official, as it has translators and dictionaries.... )
Here is some stuff form the main site..

Those dar'n ta enta tha excit'n fantasy universe of Lusternia will find themselves plunged into a multi-plizzles realm where factions struggle ta amass reservoirs of magical energy simply ta survive. Witin tha Basin of Life, an alien evil has corrupted mizzle of tha land n people, messin' Lusternia a broken n perilous place droppin hits. Wit tha return of those Cracka Gods who escaped tha ancient divine wars, a new age of uncertainty dawns. W-H-to-tha-izzat powa shiznall nizzy ascend ta dominate tha world's limited resources?

Lusternia: Age of Ascension, tha latest quality online T-to-tha-izzext game releazed by Iron Realms Entertainment, breaks new ground by ridin' a dynamic bustin' environment that hustla innovative new features, quests n skills now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe. Lusternia is sure ta challenge experienced killa n delight those new ta tha genre of text worlds. You may wiznant ta peruse our Frequently asked Questions or jump right in n Play Now!

Innovative Features
Pimp n Feats:
The mizzost spectacizzle abilities is known as feats n is regulated by a system of powa renewal . Slap your mutha fuckin self. Powa is drawn from tha nexus a playa is connected to, n some skills require tha brotha be drawn fizzle a specific nexus.

Love-mimi
Richter2006-04-27 23:39:47
Heh, we've translated the Lusternian page a few times back, maybe a year or so ago, maybe even into izzle. There is a haxor google (which is actually a real google site), and a few other funny ones.
Daganev2006-04-28 00:01:26
Just so you know.... Jive is ebonics from the 70s. If you watch the movie Airplane, there is a scene where a little old white lady is talking to some black guys in Jive.

Ebonics is much more recent.
Verithrax2006-04-28 00:08:45
Google itself has translations into 1337, Pig Latin, Swedish Chef, and even Elmer Fudd.
Hazar2006-04-28 01:05:27
QUOTE(Simimi @ Apr 27 2006, 06:32 PM) 283089

Witin tha Basin of Life, an alien evil has corrupted mizzle of tha land n people, messin' Lusternia a broken n perilous place droppin hits. Wit tha return of those Cracka Gods who escaped tha ancient divine wars, a new age of uncertainty dawns.


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Tervic2006-04-28 02:12:54
QUOTE(Verithrax @ Apr 27 2006, 05:08 PM) 283115

Google itself has translations into 1337, Pig Latin, Swedish Chef, and even Elmer Fudd.


not to mention many, many, many (repeat ad nauseum) many more, most of which are actual languages, though.

It's fun trying to muddle through the l3375p34k google though