Crazy paladins

by Tervic

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Tervic2006-04-28 18:08:17
I suppose this could also be a combat log, but whatever...

This is a log from way way too late last night, where shaeden and I (turgeis came in at some point, don't remember when) getting rather disgruntled at a certain Mitch and Kurama who were dueling eachother... With their amputated limbs of all things!! We got... upset... and decided to take matters into our own hands, especially after one of the other knights got clubbed with some bloody limbs:

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Apostle Shric Natsurei, Orator's Defender says, "Hi."
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You say, "Don't go west."
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Apostle Shric Natsurei, Orator's Defender says, "Why?"
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Shric coughs softly.
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Sipelus mutters and traces a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that remains
*** SHIELDED ***
hovering before him.
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You say, "Just... don't."
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Shric mutters and traces a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that remains
*** SHIELDED ***
hovering before him.
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Muttering words of power, you trace a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that
remains hovering before you, protecting against assault.
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Apostle Shric Natsurei, Orator's Defender says, "What is up?"
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Sipelus shrugs helplessly.
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You say, "Just don't go west, whatever you do."
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Sipelus gives Shric the once over.
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Shric creases his brow in a frown.
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Sipelus nods his head sagely.
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You say, "It will be bad for your health."
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Apostle Shric Natsurei, Orator's Defender says to you, "IS SOMEONE THERE."
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Sipelus says, "And sanity."
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You nod your head sagely.
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Apostle Shric Natsurei, Orator's Defender says, "Who."
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Sipelus nods his head sagely.
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Sipelus says to Shric, "Glance."
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Apostle Shric Natsurei, Orator's Defender says, "I can't."
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You blink.
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Sipelus peers at Shric unscrupulously.

Shric tells you, "What's going on."
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You say, "You sure you cant glance?"
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Apostle Shric Natsurei, Orator's Defender says, "Mitch is there... so what?"
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Sipelus says, "Well, Meshora and Kurama too."
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You say, "Look at what he's wielding..."
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Sipelus says, "Guess you dun have thirdeye though."
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Shric ponders the situation.
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Apostle Shric Natsurei, Orator's Defender says, "WHAT IS UP."
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You exclaim, "Dont go west!"
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Apostle Shric Natsurei, Orator's Defender says, "WHY NOT."
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You say, "Or look at what mitch is wielding."
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Shric leaves to the west.
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blink
You blink.
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'I fear for the poor guy
You say, "I fear for the poor guy."
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Shric arrives from the west.
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You give a horrified gasp.
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Sipelus grins mischievously at Shric.
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You say, "You're still alive!"
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Apostle Shric Natsurei, Orator's Defender says, "Stupid legs."
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Unable to stop yourself, you laugh out loud.
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Apostle Shric Natsurei, Orator's Defender says, "He hit me with a leg."
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Sipelus's eyes twinkle enchantingly.
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Apostle Shric Natsurei, Orator's Defender says, "Two legs."
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You roll on the floor, laughing.
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Sipelus says to Shric, "We warned you."


Many, many minutes later......

They were still at it! ARGH!!! So we hatch a master plan to break them up: I barge kurama east to the pool where sipelus promptly gusts him south, at which point turgeis icewalls to the north.

So the best part is that we more or less pulled it off, aside from kurama being able to walk down a side street, and caused some massive confusion to the limb-wielder (mitch), as his..."sparring partner" had suddenly vanished. But the best part was Shric's shock despite our warnings. laugh.gif
Unknown2006-04-28 19:21:33
Celest is slowly but steadily transforming into Achaea.
Other words - sorry, not funny. Only stupid.
Daganev2006-04-28 19:24:20
Impressive... A single city is going to become an entire realm!
Sipelus2006-04-28 19:29:40
dunno, I was semi-afk but since you made this thread I just like to say that it's disturbing in quite a few ways when a bloody paladin goes around town beating his city mates with someone's limbs...that's not funny either :/ I mean it might be funny ooc, but it doesn't exactly go IC, right?

edit: not that I don't agree, that log isn't funny ninja.gif