Watch that first step

by Tsuki

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Tsuki2006-05-29 07:14:03
Yes, I knew I'd fall. I was curious what it'd be like (and jumping off mountains feels less painful than some things Tsuki gets to do tongue.gif ). Only bad point was a confused novice no one else was apparently bothering to talk to sent me a tell asking for help before I got myself all fixed at the end and she was gone before I was able to respond. sad.gif

But otherwise, this greatly amused me. Just wish I'd realized I was at the bottom before that last heal. Obviously I thought I wasn't. Oops. biggrin.gif

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Exiting the caves, you carefully grab hold of the steep sides of the mountain
and begin scaling.
In the mountains above a steep cliff-face.
Snowflakes float down around you, colouring the world white. A dark cave opening
looms up against the face of the mountain.
You see exits leading southwest and through a cave opening.

3149h, 4535m, 3467e, 10p, 14643en, 21575w ex-

Unable to keep your footing, you slip and tumble down the mountainside. Your
flesh is torn and battered as you bounce and roll down the jagged rocks.
In the mountains above a steep cliff-face.
Snowflakes float down around you, colouring the world white.
You see a single exit leading southwest.

2544h, 4535m, 3467e, 10p, 14643en, 21575w ex-

Unable to keep your footing, you slip and tumble down the mountainside. Your
flesh is torn and battered as you bounce and roll down the jagged rocks.
In the mountains above a steep cliff-face.
Snowflakes float down around you, colouring the world white.
You see a single exit leading southwest.

2001h, 4535m, 3467e, 10p, 14641en, 21575w ex-

Elryn tells you, "But be careful, its about five levels above the ground."

2001h, 4535m, 3467e, 10p, 14641en, 21575w ex-heal me

You bow your head and close your eyes, and your body tingles with a healing
warmth. At the cost of your own ego, you force your body to heal.

3138h, 4535m, 2387e, 10p, 14616en, 21525w x-

Unable to keep your footing, you slip and tumble down the mountainside. Your
flesh is torn and battered as you bounce and roll down the jagged rocks.
You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet.

2533h, 4535m, 2387e, 10p, 14626en, 21537w x-

You bleed 12 health.
clot

2521h, 4535m, 2387e, 10p, 14626en, 21537w x-

You do not bleed, my friend.

2521h, 4535m, 2387e, 10p, 14626en, 21537w x-

Unable to keep your footing, you slip and tumble down the mountainside. Your
flesh is torn and battered as you bounce and roll down the jagged rocks.
You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet.

1916h, 4535m, 2387e, 10p, 14626en, 21537w x-

You have recovered equilibrium.

1916h, 4535m, 2387e, 10p, 14626en, 21537w ex-hh

Unable to keep your footing, you slip and tumble down the mountainside. Your
flesh is torn and battered as you bounce and roll down the jagged rocks.
In the mountains above a steep cliff-face.
Snowflakes float down around you, colouring the world white.
You see a single exit leading southwest.

1311h, 4535m, 2387e, 10p, 14634en, 21549w ex-

You take a drink from an opal vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.

1991h, 4535m, 2387e, 10p, 14634en, 21549w ex-heal me

You flip the bird.
1991h, 4535m, 2387e, 10p, 14634en, 21549w ex-

Unable to keep your footing, you slip and tumble down the mountainside. Your
flesh is torn and battered as you bounce and roll down the jagged rocks.
In the mountains above a steep cliff-face.
Snowflakes float down around you, colouring the world white.
You see a single exit leading southwest.

1386h, 4535m, 2387e, 10p, 14632en, 21549w ex-
You bleed 12 health.
clot
1374h, 4535m, 2387e, 10p, 14632en, 21549w ex-
You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
clot
1374h, 4481m, 2387e, 10p, 14632en, 21537w ex-heal me

You bow your head and close your eyes, and your body tingles with a healing
warmth. At the cost of your own ego, you force your body to heal.

2511h, 4481m, 1307e, 10p, 14607en, 21487w x-

Elryn tells you, "Try exiting then flying, perhaps?"
2511h, 4481m, 1307e, 10p, 14607en, 21487w x-

Unable to keep your footing, you slip and tumble down the mountainside. Your
flesh is torn and battered as you bounce and roll down the jagged rocks.
You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet.

1906h, 4481m, 1307e, 10p, 14617en, 21499w x-

You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
1968h, 4535m, 1307e, 10p, 14617en, 21499w x-hh

Unable to keep your footing, you slip and tumble down the mountainside. Your
flesh is torn and battered as you bounce and roll down the jagged rocks.
You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet.

1363h, 4535m, 1307e, 10p, 14617en, 21499w x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
1363h, 4535m, 1307e, 10p, 14617en, 21499w ex-heal me

You bow your head and close your eyes, and your body tingles with a healing
warmth. At the cost of your own ego, you force your body to heal.
2500h, 4535m, 227e, 10p, 14592en, 21449w x-
You bleed 8 health.
clot
2492h, 4535m, 227e, 10p, 14592en, 21449w x-
You do not bleed, my friend.
2492h, 4535m, 227e, 10p, 14592en, 21449w x-

Unable to keep your footing, you slip and tumble down the mountainside. Your
flesh is torn and battered as you bounce and roll down the jagged rocks.
You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet.

1887h, 4535m, 227e, 10p, 14602en, 21461w x-

Unable to keep your footing, you slip and tumble down the mountainside. Your
flesh is torn and battered as you bounce and roll down the jagged rocks.
You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet.
1282h, 4535m, 227e, 10p, 14602en, 21461w x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
1282h, 4535m, 227e, 10p, 14602en, 21461w ex-hh

Unable to keep your footing, you slip and tumble down the mountainside. Your
flesh is torn and battered as you bounce and roll down the jagged rocks.
A steep cliff-face.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky.
Snowflakes float down around you, colouring the world white.
You see a single exit leading southwest.
677h, 4535m, 227e, 10p, 14610en, 21473w ex-
You bleed 12 health.
clot
665h, 4535m, 227e, 10p, 14610en, 21473w ex-heal me

You bow your head and close your eyes, and your body tingles with a healing
warmth. At the cost of your own ego, you force your body to heal.
You writhe in pain as you fall to level 76.
You sigh in frustration as you fall to the level of Archmortal.
You gasp as a headache cleaves into your skull like an axe.
You've burned out your healing ability.
1864h, 4535m, 0e, 10p, 14460en, 21300w x-
You bleed 1 health.
clot
1863h, 4535m, 0e, 10p, 14460en, 21300w x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
1863h, 4535m, 0e, 10p, 14460en, 21300w ex-


-succor

You are:
suffering from a broken jaw.
suffering from a fractured skull.
suffering from healing burnout.
afflicted by a crippled right arm.
afflicted by a crippled left arm.
afflicted by a crippled right leg.
afflicted by a crippled left leg.
suffering from amnesia.
an insomniac.
has a serious concussion.
Daganev2006-05-29 08:00:53
wow, where was that?
Razenth2006-06-01 03:54:18
Looks like Snow Valley. And I think flying will work there.
Tsuki2006-06-01 04:03:06
Ding ding! Correct on the location.

And it was the first time I tried jumping off a mountain, so I hadn't thought flying might work until ... too late. Also wondered long afterwards if having a levitate enchantment might've helped at all or not. chin.gif Not that I had one to try with.

But I kinda wanted to fall because I was curious what it'd be like. Didn't think I'd fall quite so far, though. laugh.gif
Terenas2006-06-01 04:11:37
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Shiri2006-06-01 04:39:15
QUOTE(Tsuki @ Jun 1 2006, 05:03 AM) 292821

Ding ding! Correct on the location.

And it was the first time I tried jumping off a mountain, so I hadn't thought flying might work until ... too late. Also wondered long afterwards if having a levitate enchantment might've helped at all or not. chin.gif Not that I had one to try with.

But I kinda wanted to fall because I was curious what it'd be like. Didn't think I'd fall quite so far, though. laugh.gif


You sure flying works? The room just before that place is indoors, so you'd have to fly BEFORE the scaling starts. unsure.gif

Levitation doesn't help by the way.
Tsuki2006-06-01 10:21:54
I volunteer Nejii to test whether flying works. happy.gif
Shiri2006-06-01 10:26:23
With a sudden jolt, your wiccan broom soars upwards.
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
You begin to descend, the wind whistling past you as the earth draws ever
closer. You land easily, back on the ground again.

A cold cave entrance.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The
stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A cool breeze enters the cave through a
large opening.
You see exits leading west and through a cave opening.
fly
Exiting the caves, you carefully grab hold of the steep sides of the mountain
and begin scaling.
In the mountains above a steep cliff-face.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A dark cave opening looms up against
the face of the mountain.
You see exits leading southwest and through a cave opening.
You are not currently riding that.

Unable to keep your footing, you slip and tumble down the mountainside. Your
flesh is torn and battered as you bounce and roll down the jagged rocks.
In the mountains above a steep cliff-face.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky.
You see a single exit leading southwest.
Unable to keep your footing, you slip and tumble down the mountainside. Your
flesh is torn and battered as you bounce and roll down the jagged rocks.
In the mountains above a steep cliff-face.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky.
You see a single exit leading southwest.
You bleed 8 health.
You do not bleed, my friend.
You take a drink from a turquoise vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
Unable to keep your footing, you slip and tumble down the mountainside. Your
flesh is torn and battered as you bounce and roll down the jagged rocks.
In the mountains above a steep cliff-face.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky.
You see a single exit leading southwest.
Unable to keep your footing, you slip and tumble down the mountainside. Your
flesh is torn and battered as you bounce and roll down the jagged rocks.
In the mountains above a steep cliff-face.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky.
You see a single exit leading southwest.
Unable to keep your footing, you slip and tumble down the mountainside. Your
flesh is torn and battered as you bounce and roll down the jagged rocks.
A steep cliff-face.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The
stars twinkle in the clear night sky.
You see a single exit leading southwest.
You bleed 12 health.
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
You do not bleed, my friend.
You are:
suffering from a fractured skull.
afflicted by a crippled left arm.
afflicted by a crippled right leg.


Update? It doesn't. sad.gif
Tsuki2006-06-01 10:53:30
Looks like you lost your broom. Not sure how, but it wasn't there when you landed, before you went out and tried to fly and realized you weren't riding it. huh.gif

Shiri2006-06-01 14:58:50
Oh, hey, good point. I thought the transition to "scaling mode" lost it. Weird.