Iblis has informed me that he's retiring until he can buy from credits to raise telepathy. So without further ado, I present the ultimate Iblis/Kahazul Quote Compedium... censored for your eyes.

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Iblis tells you, "(I await the day some novice says "More like GAYVOS" just as
he's walking into the room, and gets beheaded)"

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You tell Iblis d'Murani, Avatar of Flesh, "(Auseklis needs to return long enough
to bitchslap them all and go "The taint doesn't matter, jackasses")"

Iblis tells you, "(**** yeah)"

Iblis tells you, "("I've been wandering. Wandering... wanderingly. And lemme
tell you punks, the Taint don't care ****.")"

Iblis tells you, "("They don't discriminate and neither do I. Feel free to ****
tainted hoes, and pimp yo'self out with tainted jewellery.")"

Iblis tells you, "("Taint be stylin'!")"

You tell Iblis d'Murani, Avatar of Flesh, "(We need to foster some good
relations. Magnorawilde would take over the basin in, like, 20 minutes)"

Iblis tells you, "(Less)"

Iblis tells you, "(More like... 18 seconds)"

Iblis tells you, "(Narsrim d'Cente shouts, "HOKAY, MAG R UR FRENDZ, KTHX")"

Iblis tells you, "("Every village in Lusternia has revolted from sheer
amazement.")"

Iblis tells you, "(*five villages each*)"


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You tell Iblis, Ward of Nature, "(But Druids are crappy and underpowered,
remember?)"

Iblis tells you, "(oh, yeah, goddamn underpowered sap.)"

Iblis tells you, "(Hell, Sap should give the Druid a permanent prismatic
barrier)"

Iblis tells you, "(Which they can attack through)"

Iblis tells you, "(And it should suck all the reserves from the target, and give
them to the Druid, regardless of whether they exceed 100%)"

Iblis tells you, "(And it should kill the target INSTANTLY AND UNBLOCKABLY, AS
WELL AS GIVE THE DRUID 99 LEVELS INSTANTLY.)"

Iblis tells you, "(BECAUSE DRUIDS ARE UNDERPOWERED, OH MY GAWSH, POOR DRUIDS.)"

You tell Iblis, Ward of Nature, "(Would still be underpowered, because
Geomancers can stun passively, the heathen ****s)"

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Iblis tells you, "(I'm Jabba, you're that little **** who hangs around my tail
and giggles)"

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(Talking about Lacostian)

You tell Iblis, Ward of Nature, "(Can't figure out how to get deeper into the
temple)"

Iblis tells you, "(thank ****)"

You tell Iblis, Ward of Nature, "(Why? I want to sit on the throne and piss Him
off)"

Iblis tells you, "(You'd trip and fall and inadvertantly cause a cataclysm that
destroys the Temple, lacostian, and the world)"


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Iblis tells you, "(I have Daevos, Kaervas and me highlighted in gold (that's
"uber 1337 pplz"): I have Torak, Nymerya and Kahazul higlighted in yellow ("teh
kinda 1337 pplz"): I have people who suck at fighting but who are enemied e.g.
Rauros, Airees, Letho in purple ("Teh suckys"), I have people like Elaria,
Narsrim and Malicia highlighted in pink ("think they can fight but usually
can't"), and people like Amaru and Geb highlighted in red ("OH MY GOD, PLEASE
DON'T KILL ME")"


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Iblis tells you, "(Takes about ten secs to become an Undersec. First you send
Vauraugli a message saying "I R LUB TEH NOBICES", then you get someone else to
send Vauraugli a message saying "KAHAZUL LUBS TEH NOBICES, AYUP, AYUP".)"

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Iblis tells you, "(Emote headbutting her in the tits, then outcitizen her)"

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Iblis tells you, "(Daevos is black?!?!?!)"

Iblis tells you, "(I always saw Daevos as a big bald white guy, with a tux on)"

Iblis tells you, "(And telepathy)"

You tell Penitent Iblis d'Murani, "(I always saw him as a big bald white guy
wearing nothing but an undershirt and long-underwear, wielding a 2x4 with a nail
through it and breathing fire)"

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Iblis tells you, "(You have an obsession with phallic imagery.)"

You tell Penitent Iblis d'Murani, "(And you have an obsession with obese
japanese women dressed up as schoolgirls and slathered with spicy mustard, so I
don't think either of us is in a position to judge)"

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You tell Penitent Iblis d'Murani, "(We're like two halves of a whole God)"

Iblis tells you, "(The God in question being Satan)"

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You tell Accursed Iblis d'Murani, "(I love it, got 3% just -watching- Daevos
kill bulls)"

Iblis tells you, "(He's so overpowered that people around him get experience
just for not dying of amazement)"

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Iblis tells you, "(He's out running amok, under such colourful aliases as "La
Chupacabra")"

You tell Penitent Iblis d'Murani, "(El Diablo)"

Iblis tells you, "(That's not so much an alias as HIS OWN ****ING NAME IN
SPANISH)"

Iblis tells you, "(Hey, let's make up a cunning alias for you. "El Kahazul".
NOBODY WILL FIGURE IT OUT)"

Iblis tells you, "(THE CUNNING IS UNMATCHED)"

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You tell Penitent Iblis d'Murani, "(Who would win in a fight between a Panda
Bear VS. Tony Blair and Rambo, tag-team)"

Iblis tells you, "(Panda)"

Iblis tells you, "(It has the sassiness of a black guy combined with the rugged
good looks of a white guy)"

Iblis tells you, "(Plus: claws and teeth)"

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Iblis tells you, "(Well, Phantasy Star Online, playing it late at night, on your
own)"

Iblis tells you, "(It was like, jesus. It was incomprehensibly sweet)"

Iblis tells you, "(It made me feel mindlessly fulfilled)"

Iblis tells you, "(Wish the Dreamcast hadn't turned into a goddamn mother****ing
flop)"

Iblis tells you, "(Stupid Sega. BURN YOU ****ERS)"

Iblis tells you, "(YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE MORE SONIC GAMES TO SUBZIDISE YOUR
BUSINESS. WTF WERE YOU THINKING WITH CHU CHU ROCKET)"

Iblis tells you, "(Anyway)"

Iblis tells you, "(moving on from sega BREAKING MY HEART AND ROBBING ME OF
HUNDREDS OF POUNDS)"

Iblis tells you, "(WHYYYYYY!?!?!)"

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You tell Marquis Iblis d'Murani, "(Ah, Tzar just usually took the form of a
female. I'm pretty sure all the gods are genderless, actually, or at least
different in that respect)"

You tell Marquis Iblis d'Murani, "(Except Fain)"

You tell Marquis Iblis d'Murani, "(Fain was birthed from Kethuru's doubtlessly
gigantic genitals, and is the pure embodiment of masculinity)"

Iblis tells you, "(Fain's just a regular Circle One leader, you silly ****,
have you even read the histories?)"

You tell Marquis Iblis d'Murani, "(That's just what he TOLD them)"

Iblis tells you, "("Hey there. I'm a Circle One Divine." "Really? Which creche
you from?" "Uhhh.. the... green one?")"

Iblis tells you, "("No, like, who was there with you?" "NO I AM NOT A FRAGMENT
OF THE WILL OF KETHURU HIMSELF, SENT AS A MESSENGER TO THE DEATH OF THE PUNY
ELDERS AT THE HANDS OF THE HANDMAIDENS OF MAGNORA, DEVOURERS OF ALL THAT IS
WEAK.")"

Iblis tells you, "("Sweet! Let's play football!" "I am going to rape your mind
with tentacles formed of sheer hatred.")"

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Iblis tells you, "((The Dark Carnival): Daevos says, "Aye matey.")"

Iblis tells you, "(He's ruining my image of him)"

You tell Marquis Iblis d'Murani, "(He's cracking under the stress)"

You tell Marquis Iblis d'Murani, "(It's like that time Hitler screamed at
Stalin, "WHAT ARE YOU ON YOUR PERIOD YOU HOMO!?")"

Iblis tells you, "(Yeah, that never happened)"

You tell Marquis Iblis d'Murani, "(It did. I was there)"

Iblis tells you, "(You were there when Hitler called Stalin a homo)"

You tell Marquis Iblis d'Murani, "(Yes)"

Iblis tells you, "(Despite you being a teenager)"

You tell Marquis Iblis d'Murani, "(Yes)"

Iblis tells you, "(You were there in the 1930/1940's when Hitler, leader of the
third Reich, called Stalin, the communist leader of Russia, a homo, and
suggested that he was on his period)"

Iblis tells you, "(Look what you've done. MY ****ING BRAIN IS COMING OUT OF MY
RETINAS)"

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Iblis tells you, "(Who cries over a ****in game?)"

Iblis tells you, "(I just get enraged, bite my right knee, punch something
wooden, shout "****!" and then get over it)"

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Iblis tells you, "(I have just discovered the greatest comeback ever)"

Iblis tells you, "(It can be used as a counter-retort for literally any insult
known to man)"

Iblis tells you, "("That's great, now suck my ****")"

Iblis tells you, "("Hey, I deliberately gave your mother AIDs" "That's great,
now suck my ****")"

You tell Iblis d'Murani, the Pestilent, "("Mister d'Murani? I'm sorry, but
there's nothing we could do. Your son was dead upon arrival." "That's great, now
suck my ****.")"

Iblis tells you, "(Lmao)"

You tell Iblis d'Murani, the Pestilent, "(Turn a tragic death into comedy
gold!)"

Iblis tells you, "(****yeah)"

Random others quotes from my collection:

Marcalo (from the Aetherways) says, "I can see murph
meeting us at the airport with flails and going marc where the **** is your axe
lets raid celestia."

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Asarnil says, "**** yeah i'm a baker."

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Daevos says, "**** studs."

He shall be missed.

Friggin' hilarious, ahahaha.

Oh my god, very funny..it actually kept me entertained long enough for my short attention span to read the entire thing.

Now that's entertainment.

Wait, all I got from this was..... Guido = Kahazul?

Oh really now?

Old news. Welcome back, by the way!

Join Glomdoring!

I was drinking water at the time. I had to run to the bathroom to spit it out in the sink and instantly stop my own heart before I could die of laughter.

Silly subliminal messages.

Bah bastard when Airees was a BC he was a pretty decent fighter meh! but these quotes are pretty damn funny lol

Oh my god, haha, I never noticed the subliminal message in that. That's pretty funny. It's highly unlikely that I'd ever leave the Moondancers. In every IRE realm I've been in, with my characters, I have never once switched guilds or cities. Ever. In my like... 7 year IRE history or whatever it'd be now. It's not even considerable, my characters are set once they choose a guild. No deviation.

Heh, those were pretty funny.

And what subliminal message?

That one...