You say, "Can I borrow your katana?"

Fain ceases to wield a sleek katana forged of blackened steel and wreathed in
flames.

Fain gives a sleek katana forged of blackened steel and wreathed in flames to
you.

---

You give Fain a lecherous smooch.

You sidle up to Roark and suddenly lift up His shirt and raspberry His
bellybutton.

---

Fain runs up to Stagar and squeezes him in a bone-crushing bearhug, making him
wince in pain.

---

You are now set to level 100. See the DemiGod helpfile for powers.

---

Zacc filled Celest with ethereal forest and melded most of it at one point.

---

Tekora asks you to repeat the oaths of the Righteous Grand Duchy of New Celest
after him. You do, and you are admitted as the newest, proudest citizen of the
Righteous Grand Duchy of New Celest!

contest vacant as leader of celest
You formally contest the vacant position as Grand Duke of Celest.

---

Athana fondles herself absently.

---

You get down on one knee and, while holding forth a pair of celestial boxers,
you declare your eternal love for Joli, and ask her to marry you.

Joli, with a look of utter joy on her face, accepts your proposal of marriage.

---

Apprentice of Earth, Joli Mes'ard, the Fallen says, "I'm keeping these."

Joli removes a flirty dress of black gossamer.

Joli slips into a pair of celestial boxers.

Joli struts proudly about the room.

---

Apprentice of Earth, Joli Mes'ard, the Fallen says to you, "Let's go make
babies."

You say, "Let's take a shortcut."

You say to Fain, "Will us some babies."

Joli nods her head sagely.

You look on in astonishment as a crying baby fades away into the ether.
Fain reaches into the ether and pulls out a crying baby.

Fain pets a crying baby ingratiatingly.
A crying baby grins gleefully.

Fain's weapons are just.. insane.

oh shit that is freaking awesome!!!!!

Halcyon Wuylinfe, Winter Prelude shouts, "Orgy at the Pool of Stars."

Warden Thul, Son of Tae shouts, "In the Pool of Stars. IN the Pool of Stars."

You say, "Oh bloody hell I need 10k."

You possess 26 items and are carrying 8180 gold sovereigns.

Cupping your hands before you, they fill with water and an image forms within of
Kahazul at the Pool of Stars.

You have recovered equilibrium.

You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.

Fain gets some gold sovereigns from a bloody sack.

You tell Kahazul, "Get over here."

Fain gives 1819 gold sovereigns to you.

You clap your hands together merrily.

Kahazul tells you, "Get off the mono."

You don't have the 10,000 gold necessary for a divorce.

You possess 26 items and are carrying 9999 gold sovereigns.

You say, "That's mean."

Fain winks knowingly.

You tickle Fain mercilessly!

You kiss Fain, your tongues dancing with each other in melting passion. (Score!)

You tell Kahazul, "I'm at the megalith."

You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.

Kahazul arrives from the south.

With your mighty index finger extended, you poke Kahazul.

You say, "I need 1 gold coin, cos Fain is a smart ass."

Kahazul removes a pair of angelic trousers.

Kahazul removes a pair of celestial boxers.

Kahazul slips into a pair of angelic trousers.

You blink incredulously at Kahazul.

Kahazul says, "For?"

You say, "Divorce."

Kahazul gives some gold sovereigns to Fain.

Fain thanks Kahazul profusely.

You tilt your head curiously.

Fain, of the Red Masque gives 1 gold sovereigns to you.

Kahazul says, "Just 'divorce ixchilgal'"

You shout out a happy "Yay!"

You don't have the 10,000 gold necessary for a divorce.

You possess 26 items and are carrying 9999 gold sovereigns.

Throwing His hands in the air, Fain tosses His head back and laughs
sadistically.

You blink.

Your need for sustenance is becoming serious. You must find food soon or you
will begin to suffer harm.

In a fury of righteous anger, you slap Fain really hard across the face. Serves
the bitch right!

Fain looks about Himself, rubbing His chin thoughtfully.

You shout, "My painting of Elcyrion for 1 gold coin."

You possess 26 items and are carrying 9999 gold sovereigns.

You stick your tongue out and say 'Ack.'

Kahazul says, "Damn. Do you have 10K?"

You snuggle up close to a painting of Elcyrion, smiling happily.

You say, "I have 9999 gold."

You give Fain the once-over, eyeing Him suspiciously.

A cherubic smile comes over Fain as He gazes around, wide-eyed and innocent.

Kahazul gives some gold sovereigns to Fain.

Kahazul gives 1 gold sovereigns to you.

Kahazul says, "Quick!"

You cast aside your marital vows to Ixchilgal and sever your bonds of matrimony.
--> You appear to have caused an untrapped error in the code. Please don't
execute this command again right now.

Kahazul gets down on one knee and, while holding forth a pair of celestial
boxers, declares his eternal love for you, and asks you to marry him. Type AGREE
if you will agree to marry him.

Athana has transferred 200 credits to you.

Athana has transferred 300 credits to you.

You tell Kalas Athana, Lady of the Black Soil, "Do you just have these -sitting
around-?"

Athana tells you, "Pretty much."


---


Wuylinfe closes his eyes, curls up into a ball and falls asleep.
2853h, 2658m, 2646e, 10p ex -Vote-

Your eyes droop and you cannot stop yourself from yawning.
You feel incredibly tired, and fall asleep immediately.
2853h, 2658m, 2646e, 10p exp -Vote-

Joli narrows her eyes at Wuylinfe in an unnerving manner.
2853h, 2658m, 2646e, 10p exp -Vote-
wake

You feel with helpless horror your soul sinks deeper into your inner
conciousness as the presence of Wuylinfe wrests control of your body.
You open your eyes and yawn mightily.
2853h, 2658m, 2646e, 10p exp -Vote-
The presence of Wuylinfe inside your soul prevents you from doing that.
2853h, 2658m, 2646e, 10p exp -Vote-
wae
The presence of Wuylinfe inside your soul prevents you from doing that.
2853h, 2658m, 2646e, 10p exp -Vote-

You muster enough willpower to resist Halcyon Wuylinfe, Winter Prelude's attempt
to force you to 'shout I LIKE ANAL SEX'.
2853h, 2658m, 2646e, 10p exp -Vote-
wae
The presence of Wuylinfe inside your soul prevents you from doing that.
2853h, 2658m, 2646e, 10p exp -Vote-

You manage to wrest control of yourself, ejecting Wuylinfe from your body.
2853h, 2658m, 2646e, 10p exp -Vote-

Warden Thul, Son of Tae shouts, "Argh! And when did this endurance-draining
shout thing come in? I'm from Glomdoring, dammit! They take one of our balls every time we shout!"

Forren asks you to repeat the oaths of the Righteous Grand Duchy of New Celest
after him. You do, and you are admitted as the newest, proudest citizen of the
Righteous Grand Duchy of New Celest!

You beam broadly.

cw
************************************
Citizen Rank Position CT
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kahazul Peasant On
Joli Peasant On
Talah Peasant On
Tekora Earl City Minister On
Forren Earl City Aide On
*******************************************************************************
Total Citizens: 5
3290h, 3485m, 2900e, 10p, 6376en, 16325w esSilrx-

(Celest): Forren says, "Welcome Joli to Celest!"

(Celest): You say, "YAY."

Kahazul arrives from the ether.

(Celest): Tekora says, "HI."

gw
*******************************************************
Guildmember Rank Position GT GNT
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Athana 19 On On
Joli 2 On On
*******************************************************************************
Total Guildmembers: 2

Kahazul, Aqua Spout says, "Thanks."

(Geomancers): You say, "Score."


Kahazul, Aqua Spout says, "Time to trans my skills."

(Celest): Tekora says, "Want some free stuff?"

You beam broadly.

(Celest): Talah says, "Hail, Joli."

(Celest): You say, "Sure."

Kahazul beckons you to him.

(Celest): Forren says, "I like free stuff."

(Celest): Tekora says, "I found it just laying around behind these locked
doors."

(Geomancers): Athana says, "A celest geomancer?"

(Celest): Forren says, "What kind of free stuff?"

(Geomancers): You say, "Yes."

(Geomancers): Athana says, "Fucker."

(Geomancers): Athana says, ":D."

Forren waves good-bye and disappears from sight.

Forren waves his arms before himself and suddenly his body becomes blurry and
out of focus.

(Geomancers): Athana says, "That kicks ass."

(Geomancers): You say, "Hahaha."

where is this alternate universe and how do I get there?

Admiral Forren, Mage of the Light says, "I should raid something."

Chancellor Tekora Freewind, Japhelian Theologist says, "We should all try taking
out a Supernal or Demon Lord."

Admiral Forren, Mage of the Light says, "We should."

Chancellor Tekora Freewind, Japhelian Theologist says, "Or White Hart!"

You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.

Chancellor Tekora Freewind, Japhelian Theologist says, "YEAH."

You say, "White hart!"

Admiral Forren, Mage of the Light says, "Let's take out Raziela first."

Chancellor Tekora Freewind, Japhelian Theologist says, "Burn the Seren!"

You snicker softly to yourself.

Forren stares into his cupped hands.

You see Chancellor Tekora Freewind, Japhelian Theologist shout, "Burn the
Serenwilde!!"

Forren stares into his cupped hands.

You see Admiral Forren, Mage of the Light shout, "Burn it down! Burn it down!"

Flacarealah La'Saet, Spirit Scout shouts, "Oi!! Why in Nil am I on Astral?"

Kalas Athana, Lady of the Black Soil says, "I can't."

You see Kalas Athana, Lady of the Black Soil shout, "All gather at the
aetherplex! We'll be killing supernals."

Wow, so it is possible to be in a guild that doesn't belong to a city. Hmm...also:

(Spouts): Talah says, "Welcome, Kahazul."

(Spouts): You say, "Advance me plz."

(Spouts): Talah says, "Please read GHELP SPOUTS."

(Spouts): You say, "STFU NEWB."

(Spouts): You say, "ADVANCES NOW."

I can't get in!

Its 66.93.10.192, port 23, right?

You have to try it over and over again, the login is really buggy.

could you post a link?

Admiral Forren, Mage of the Light says to you, "Reject grace."

You cry aloud your rejection of divine grace, and leave the protection of the
Divinities.

The corpse of a golden retriever rises up into the air and shoots into your
mouth, forcing its way down your throat.
Try as you might, you cannot eat that.

The corpse of a golden retriever rises up into the air and shoots into your
mouth, forcing its way down your throat.
Try as you might, you cannot eat that.

You say, "Ew."

Athana rolls on the floor, laughing.

The corpse of a golden retriever rises up into the air and shoots into your
mouth, forcing its way down your throat.
Try as you might, you cannot eat that.

Your eyes widen in disbelief as you shout, "Oh my GOD!"

You say, "Stop."

The corpse of a golden retriever rises up into the air and shoots into your
mouth, forcing its way down your throat.
Try as you might, you cannot eat that.



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The soul of Athana says, "Nooooo."

I cant get in either .

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Do I have to logout from the original server to get in?

No.

I can't get in either, it's pissing me off.

Just keep trying. You'll get in (eventually).