Background:
I was running around searching for hamsters (hamsterhunt), and accidentally walked into the Glomdoring forest. Viravain sends me a tell telling me I'm not welcome, and a cheeky volly of retorts begins. Eventually, it ends up with Mederrach being turned into a toad, then turned back, Viravain going to behead him with Her scythe, then being turned back into a toad, then relentlessly hurled into the Sea of Despair repeatedly. Alas, Mederrach all the while kept asking Viravain if She had any hamsters on Her...

10 minutes later...



Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Squeak."

You cannot pick up Squibbles, a small rex hamster.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster slaps you on the cheek.

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster nods his head sagely.

You thwap Squibbles, a small rex hamster on the head.

Spittle dribbling from his jaws, Squibbles, a small rex hamster leaves to the
east.

Spittle dribbling from his jaws, Squibbles, a small rex hamster leaves to the
west.

You cannot pick up Squibbles, a small rex hamster.

You cannot pick up Squibbles, a small rex hamster.

You cannot pick up Squibbles, a small rex hamster.

You cannot pick up Squibbles, a small rex hamster.

You cannot pick up Squibbles, a small rex hamster.

You give Squibbles, a small rex hamster the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.
3420h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 18340w esSixk-
Squibbles, a small rex hamster rips your flesh with its teeth.
2282h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 18340w esSixk-

You take a drink from an amethyst vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.

You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 209.
You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.

Muttering words of power, you trace a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that
remains hovering before you, protecting against assault.
3163h, 3858m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 18310w sSixk-

You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.

You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.

You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.

You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.

You have recovered equilibrium.

You say, "Bah, demon hamster!"

Squibbles, a small rex hamster peers at you unscrupulously.

You narrow your eyes at Squibbles, a small rex hamster in an unnerving manner.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster slaps you on the cheek.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster slaps you on the cheek.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster slaps you on the cheek.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster snickers softly to himself.

Spittle dribbling from his jaws, Squibbles, a small rex hamster leaves to the
east.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Sqeeeeak."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster sticks his tongue out at you insultingly.

You say, "Grah!"

You yell, "Damn you, you nasty little thing! Get into my pack, NOW!"

Squibbles, a small rex hamster snickers at you, clearly amused at your
inability to capture him.

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

You snarl viciously.

You yell, "If I get my hands on you... I will slice you bit by bit and eat you,
starting with your ears."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster dances about, casually waggling its fuzzy
behind at you, a mocking gleam clear in his eyes.

You yell, "Now, little hamster... I just want to give you a good home... in my
bel... er... comfy mansion. Now be a good little rat and come to me..."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster yells, "Squeaker squeak. Squeeker squeaker
Sqeeeaakkerrrr."

You yell, "I'm sorry, I don't speak Rat. Perhaps if you come back with me to
the Capital City, I shall... teach you how to speak properly."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster casually swats your right ankle.

You stick your tongue out and say 'Ack.'

You yell, "Squeak squeak squeaking squeaaak?!"

Squibbles, a small rex hamster casually swats your left ankle.

You mutter discontentedly.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster catches you in surprise from above, slapping
your forehead before disappearing again in a flurry of mocking squeaks.

You yell, "Oh, now you've really done it... when I get my hands on you I won't
even slice you up right away. First, I'll slowly pour molten cheese down your
throat... then I'll snip off teeny tiny parts, starting with your tail, then
your ears, and perhaps even those adorable little fingers, yes?"

You thwap yourself on the head.

"Pah!" you say with disgust.

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

You mutter discontentedly.

You will now be known as The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, Hamster Whipped,
by order of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs.

You narrow your eyes to thin slits.

You get 20387 gold sovereigns from a backpack smeared with mud and dirt.

You will now be known as The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, by order of The
Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti.

You nod your head sagely.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster rolls on the floor, laughing.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster rolls on the floor, laughing.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster rolls on the floor, laughing.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster subjects you to a severe mocking.

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

You will now be known as The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, Beaten by
Squibbles, by order of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs.

You narrow your eyes to thin slits.

You will now be known as The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, the Hamster
Slayer, by order of The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, the Hamster Slayer.
3420h, 3678m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 18340w esSixk-peerYou peer about yourself unscrupulously.

You nod your head emphatically.

You will now be known as The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, Beaten by
Squibbles, by order of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs.

You will now be known as The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, the Hamster
Slayer, by order of The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, the Hamster Slayer.

You will now be known as The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, Beaten by
Squibbles, by order of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs.

You will now be known as The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, the Hamster
Slayer, by order of The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, the Hamster Slayer.

You will now be known as The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, Beaten by
Squibbles, by order of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs.

You will now be known as The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, the Hamster
Slayer, by order of The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, the Hamster Slayer.

You will now be known as The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, Hamster Bait, by
order of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs.

You will now be known as The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, Slayer of
Hamsters, by order of The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, Slayer of Hamsters.
You will now be known as The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, Died to a
Hamster, by order of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs.

You will now be known as The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, Hamster Killer,
by order of The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, Hamster Killer.

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

You will now be known as The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, Killed by
Hamsters, by order of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs.

You will now be known as The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, Hamster Killer,
by order of The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, Hamster Killer.

You will now be known as The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, Killed by
Hamsters, by order of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

You narrow your eyes to thin slits.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster subjects you to a severe mocking.
3420h, 3678m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 18340w esSixk-
Squibbles, a small rex hamster bites you with its sharp teeth.

You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 208.

You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.

Muttering words of power, you trace a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that
remains hovering before you, protecting against assault.

You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.

You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.

You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.

You will now be known as The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, Hamster Killer,
by order of The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, Hamster Killer.

Your action causes the nearly invisible magical shield around you to fade away.
You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.
"Ha!" you exclaim with gusto.

You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.

You will now be known as The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, Hamster Killed,
by order of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs.

You will now be known as The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, Hamster Killer,
by order of The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, Hamster Killer.

You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.

probe squibbles
With mottled, scraggly brown fur and various scars, Squibbles, a small rex
hamster is a sight to behold. He snarls viciously, spittle dribbling from his
razor sharp fangs as his eyes glow red with bloodlust. He is called
'Squibbles.'
Squibbles, a small rex hamster does not even register your presence as a
threat.
He weighs 3 ounce(s).
He is loyal to Gods.
You see nothing in it.

You will now be known as The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, Hamster Killed,
by order of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs.

You say, "Take that, furball!"

You will now be known as The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, Hamster Killer,
by order of The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, Hamster Killer.

You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!

Squibbles, a small rex hamster yawns at you in a rather insulting manner.

You say, "Die, you RAT!"

You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.

You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!

Squibbles, a small rex hamster bites you with its sharp teeth.

You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.

You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.

You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.

You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.

You thwap Squibbles, a small rex hamster on the head.

You narrow your eyes at Squibbles, a small rex hamster in an unnerving manner.

You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "Feel the WRATH of the Empire!"

You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.

You will now be known as The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, Mocked by
Hamsters, by order of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs.

You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.

You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster lets out a massive belch into the air.

You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
3420h, 3388m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17944w sSixk-
Squibbles, a small rex hamster bites you with its sharp teeth.
1784h, 3388m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17944w sSixk-

You take a drink from an amethyst vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.

You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
2566h, 3776m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17950w sSixk-

You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.

You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.

You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.

You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!

You narrow your eyes at Squibbles, a small rex hamster in an unnerving manner.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster looks exhausted and opens his mouth in an
enormous yawn.

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "I do not speak rodent."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster bites you with its sharp teeth.
Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "You hit like a woman."

You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.

You say, "Grah!"

You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "One that is old and half dead."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "And has pillows for limbs."

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "And you hit like a mouse!"

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "I hit harder than you."

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "Is that the best you can do?"

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Well, if you wanted me to be serious..."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster rips your flesh with its teeth.
1738h, 3628m, 3420e, 8p, 16000en, 17914w esSixk-drink healthoutr sparkleberryeat sparkleberryYou take a drink from an amethyst vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
2188h, 3628m, 3420e, 8p, 16000en, 17914w esSixk-You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 204.
2188h, 3628m, 3420e, 8p, 16000en, 17914w esSixk-You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
2530h, 3888m, 3420e, 8p, 16000en, 17914w esSixk-
You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "That doesn't really hurt, coming
from something trapped in a three-ounce sack of fur."

You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.

You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.

You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!

Squibbles, a small rex hamster looks exhausted and opens his mouth in an
enormous yawn.

You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.

You narrow your eyes at Squibbles, a small rex hamster in an unnerving manner.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster rips your flesh with its teeth.
2307h, 3428m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17884w esSixk-drink healthoutr sparkleberryeat sparkleberry
You take a drink from an amethyst vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
2757h, 3428m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17884w esSixk-You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 203.
2757h, 3428m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17884w esSixk-You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
3099h, 3816m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17884w esSixk-
You bleed 58 health.
clotclot3041h, 3816m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17884w esSixk-
You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
3041h, 3756m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17872w esSixk-
You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
3041h, 3696m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17860w esSixk-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
3041h, 3696m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17872w esSixk-
Squibbles, a small rex hamster bites you with its sharp teeth.
1587h, 3696m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17872w esSixk-drink health
You take a drink from an amethyst vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
2135h, 3696m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17872w esSixk-
You may eat another sparkleberry.
outr sparkleberryeat sparkleberry
2135h, 3696m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17872w esSixk-
You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 202.
2135h, 3696m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17872w esSixk-
You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
2477h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17872w esSixk-
You bleed 29 health.
clot2619h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17878w esSixk-
You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
2619h, 3828m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17866w esSixk-
You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.
2619h, 3728m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17836w sSixk-smoke pipe69390You take a long drag off your pipe.
2619h, 3728m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17836w sSixk-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
drink health2619h, 3728m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17836w sSixk-You take a drink from an amethyst vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
3030h, 3728m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17836w sSixk-
Squibbles, a small rex hamster bites you with its sharp teeth.
1576h, 3728m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17836w sSixk-
You may eat another sparkleberry.
outr sparkleberryeat sparkleberry1576h, 3728m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17848w sSixk-You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 201.
1576h, 3728m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17848w sSixk-You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
1918h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17848w sSixk-
You bleed 24 health.
clot1894h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17848w sSixk-You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
1894h, 3828m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17836w sSixk-
You have recovered equilibrium.
1894h, 3828m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17836w esSixk-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
drink health1894h, 3828m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17836w esSixk-You take a drink from an amethyst vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
2305h, 3828m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17836w esSixk-say to squibbles surrender now!You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "Surrender now!"
2305h, 3828m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17842w esSixk-
Squibbles, a small rex hamster rips your flesh with its teeth.
789h, 3828m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17842w esSixk-
You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.
789h, 3828m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17842w esSixk-point staff squibblesYour aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.
789h, 3728m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17812w sSixk-evoke pentagramYou must regain equilibrium first.
960h, 3728m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17812w sSixk-evoke pentagramYou must regain equilibrium first.
960h, 3728m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17812w sSixk-evoke pentagramYou must regain equilibrium first.
960h, 3728m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17812w sSixk-
You may eat another sparkleberry.
outr sparkleberryeat sparkleberry960h, 3728m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17812w sSixk-You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 200.
960h, 3728m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17812w sSixk-You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
1302h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17812w sSixk-evoke pentagram
You bleed 25 health.
clot1277h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17812w sSixk-You must regain equilibrium first.
1277h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17812w sSixk-You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
1277h, 3828m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17800w sSixk-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
drink health1277h, 3828m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17806w sSixk-You take a drink from an amethyst vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
1816h, 3828m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17806w sSixk-
Squibbles, a small rex hamster bites you with its sharp teeth.
430h, 3828m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17806w sSixk-
You have recovered equilibrium.
430h, 3828m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17806w esSixk-point staff squibblesYou point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.
430h, 3728m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17776w sSixk-point staff squibblesYou must regain equilibrium first.
430h, 3728m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17776w sSixk-point staff squibblesYou must regain equilibrium first.
430h, 3728m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17776w sSixk-point staff squibblesYou must regain equilibrium first.
430h, 3728m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17788w sSixk-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
drink health430h, 3728m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17788w sSixk-point staff squibblesYou take a drink from an amethyst vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
978h, 3728m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17788w sSixk-
You bleed 22 health.
clot956h, 3728m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17788w sSixk-You must regain equilibrium first.
956h, 3728m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17788w sSixk-You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
956h, 3668m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17776w sSixk-point staff squibbles
You may eat another sparkleberry.
outr sparkleberryeat sparkleberry956h, 3668m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17776w sSixk-You must regain equilibrium first.
956h, 3668m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17776w sSixk-You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 199.
956h, 3668m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17776w sSixk-You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
1298h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17776w sSixk-point staff squibblesYou must regain equilibrium first.
1298h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17776w sSixk-
You have recovered equilibrium.
1298h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17776w esSixk-
Squibbles, a small rex hamster bites you with its sharp teeth.
124h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17776w esSixk-point staff squibblesYou point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.
124h, 3788m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17746w sSixk-
(Bellator Societas): Jadryga says, "And so on and so forth."
124h, 3788m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17746w sSixk-point staff squibbles
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
drink healthYou must regain equilibrium first.
295h, 3788m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17758w sSixk-You take a drink from an amethyst vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
765h, 3788m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17758w sSixk-point staff squibblesYou must regain equilibrium first.
765h, 3788m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17758w sSixk-
You bleed 61 health.
clotclotclot704h, 3788m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17758w sSixk-
You have recovered equilibrium.
You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
704h, 3728m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17746w esSixk-point staff squibblesYou exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
704h, 3608m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17722w esSixk-You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.
704h, 3508m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 17692w sSixk-point staff squibbles
Squibbles, a small rex hamster bites you with its sharp teeth.
You have been slain by Squibbles, a small rex hamster.
You become visible once more.
You come back into focus as the blur illusion vanishes.
All your golden sovereigns fall out of your hands.
As your soul leaves your body, the elixir vitae courses through your spirit and
suddenly bursts in a bright light, forming a new body around your soul.
3420h, 3888m, 3420e, 0p, 16000en, 17692w esSix-get goldput gold in packYou point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.
3420h, 3788m, 3420e, 0p, 16000en, 17662w sSix-You must regain equilibrium first.
You may eat another sparkleberry.
"Pah!" you say with disgust.
3420h, 3788m, 3420e, 0p, 16000en, 17668w sSix-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.

Muttering words of power, you trace a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that
remains hovering before you, protecting against assault.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster mutters and pokes his index finger towards you
and makes a hooking gesture. Invisible energies slam against you, ripping apart
your magical shield of protection.

Muttering words of power, you trace a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that
remains hovering before you, protecting against assault.

Soll tells you, "Yup. He's vicious."

Muttering words of power, you trace a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that
remains hovering before you, protecting against assault.

You tell Squire Soll, of the Armies of Light, "What IS this thing?!"

Soll tells you, "Viravain's pet. *snicker*."

You narrow your eyes at Squibbles, a small rex hamster in an unnerving manner.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Your mother was a sewer rat and your
father smelt of elderberries."

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "No, no, little one."

You feel a slight tug within your chest and the air around you sparkles with
motes of bright light.

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "YOUR mother was a sewer rat."

Among the sparkling motes of light, a translucent figure appears in the air and
then quickly solidifies as Jadryga comes into view.

Jadryga gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "And your father, your father smelt
of cheese!"

You thwap Squibbles, a small rex hamster on the head.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Then you must feel badly, as you lost to
me."

Jadryga suddenly scoops up some gold sovereigns.

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "You are obviously a Tainted
hamster."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "No."

Jadryga gives 19387 gold sovereigns to you.

You put 19387 gold sovereigns in a backpack smeared with mud and dirt.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "You're just as weak as pillows."

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "It is quite normal for those who
have been touched by Kethuru to have extraordinary powers."

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "No, you're just Tainted."

You nod your head sagely.

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "Kethuru's rat, you are!"

"Pssshhhh..." you say.

Jadryga nods her head in agreement.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "I wouldn't tell Estarra that."

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "Would she squish you?"

Jadryga looks about herself, rubbing her chin thoughtfully.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "No, she'd squish him."

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.
You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "More like the Creatrix would squish
YOU."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Or maybe use him as an eating
utensil...."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "One can never be sure."

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "You are, after all, most evidently
the herald of Kethuru's touch on the world."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Do you say that to all the fleas, bees,
and butterflies that send you running?"

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "I doubt the Creatrix would have a
very high opinion of a three-inch hairball that smells of day-old merian."

Jadryga's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Look."

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "No, I only say that to the Tainted
hamsters that are so obviously filled with Kethuru's corruption."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "A Butterfly."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "You had better run."

"Pssshhhh..." you say.

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "Begone, you, spawn of the
Soulless!"

You say to Jadryga, "Kill it!"

You point accusingly at Squibbles, a small rex hamster.

A teeny butterfly flits about, before flapping weakly at Mederrach, who is
forced to land on his bum.

You narrow your eyes to thin slits.

You say to Jadryga, "It truly is the spawn of Kethuru..."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "I demand sacrifices."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Feed me."

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says to you, "Gathering the forces of
insectdom."

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "I see you have His abilities... you
Taint even the creatures around you."

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says to you, "A new form of revenge."

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "And not just passively... it seems
you fill them with Kethuru's active influence!"

You shake your head.

Jadryga gives the corpse of a bloated sewer eel to Squibbles, a small rex
hamster.

You say, "We must slay this spawn of the Soulless before it is too late..."

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "Food."

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

"Bah!" you retort disgustedly.

Do not feed the spawn of Kethuru!You say, "Do not feed the spawn of Kethuru!"

You narrow your eyes at Squibbles, a small rex hamster in an unnerving manner.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "By eating the eel, it admits to
being the spawn of Kethuru."

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "True hamsters of the good side eats
fruits and nuts."

Jadryga nods her head at herself.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster stares deep into Mederrach's eyes, his gaze
cloudy and hypnotic.

(Magnagora): You say, "All hail the Hamster-King Squibbles...Harbinger of the
Hamster armies...."

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "I hope you choke on that eel,
creature most foul!"

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "Well, eat."

"Bah!" you retort disgustedly.

Valarien's eyes gleam with generosity.

Valarien gives a nut from a ravenwood tree to Squibbles, a small rex hamster.

Valarien taps his nose knowingly.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Do my bidding, minions."

(Magnagora): You say, "This creature is filled with Kethuru's influence, and...
well... it is the herald of the Soulless!"

You narrow your eyes at Squibbles, a small rex hamster in an unnerving manner.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "Maybe I should have omitted nuts."

Jadryga looks about herself, rubbing her chin thoughtfully.

You say, "We must... destroy it somehow..."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Only the stupid ones."

You nod your head at Jadryga.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster stares implacably at you.

Thul descends from above.

Prince of Shadows, Valarien Moonbane says, "I can't imagine why you'd want to
destroy such a fine creature."

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "Filthy lies!"

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says to Valarien, "That flea-bitten
furbag?"

You bow respectfully to Squibbles, a small rex hamster.

You say, "Do not believe the lies that this... this... Herald of Doom spews
forth."

You mutter discontentedly.

Prince of Shadows, Valarien Moonbane says, "Sounds to me that somebody is
bitter."

You narrow your eyes at Squibbles, a small rex hamster in an unnerving manner.

Jadryga gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "See? The stupid."

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "No, just take a look at it."

Jadryga's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Prince of Shadows, Valarien Moonbane says, "That -was- a hamster that just
killed Mederrach not too long ago?"

You narrow your eyes to thin slits.

You say to Valarien, "This is NO ordinary hamster..."

You roll your eyes.

Prince of Shadows, Valarien Moonbane says, "And I could swear I just witnessed
a butterfly trounce him just sheer moments ago."

Prince of Shadows, Valarien Moonbane smiles and says, "I'd be bitter, too."

You say, "I would not expect the ignorant wyrdenfolk to know a Tainted creature
when it sees one, obviously."

You smirk.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says to Valarien, "Kethuru's minions are
more powerful than you can imagine."

"Tsk, tsk," Valarien says as he waggles a finger and scolds the world.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "How sad for you all then, when
butterflies can beat you."

You say, "If they cannot even see their own Taintedness, what more of this
foul, foul creature's influence which roots from Kethuru Himself?"

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Welll....you see..."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "I was really Charune's squirrel."

Prince of Shadows, Valarien Moonbane says, "Now now, being slain by a small
hamster is no reason to take your agressions out on me."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Then my tail was bitten off by Shikari."

You narrow your eyes to thin slits.

You say, "Oh, I'll bite off MORE than just your tail..."

You snarl viciously.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "You have teeth...?"

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "I never would have known. Squeak."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Being an old woman, and all."

You say, "Small AND blind, I see."

Valarien sniggers evilly.

You say, "It seems Kethuru does not pick His servants well."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Oh, that is right."

Thul coughs softly.

You smirk.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "The old women put up better fights."

You say, "Now now, little hamster, no need to project your own experiences onto
others..."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Which? The ones where you can't catch
me?"

You say, "I'm sure you LET those old hamsterettes win."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster nudges Jadryga suggestively.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster nudges Jadryga suggestively.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster winks knowingly.
You say to Jadryga, "The creature has touched you!"

You say to Jadryga, "Are you still... normal?"

You give Jadryga the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster gives an entrancing red rose to Jadryga
La'Croix, Lady of the Tower.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says to you, "I'm... I'm not sure!"

You narrow your eyes to thin slits.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster winks conspiratorially at Jadryga.

Valarien utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

You say to Jadryga, "Throw away that rose!"

You say to Jadryga, "It is ripe with Kethuru's power!"

You urge Jadryga onwards.

Jadryga ceases to wield a bladed scimitar resembling flame in her left hand.

Jadryga begins to wield an entrancing red rose in her left hand.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Now, she-minion."

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "You SHALL NOT prevail, creature!"

Squibbles, a small rex hamster exclaims, "Flail this silly hamster-mocked
mortal!"

Jadryga tosses an entrancing red rose to Valarien, and he catches it nimbly.

Valarien tilts his head curiously.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Hm."

Finger extended, Valarien pokes an entrancing red rose.

You smirk.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "He shall be doomed now!"

Jadryga points accusingly at Valarien.

Prince of Shadows, Valarien Moonbane says to Thul, "I shall never, for the life
of me, understand city-dwellers."

You say to Jadryga, "These ignorant forestfolk..."

Warden Thul, Son of Tae says, "I'm putting this all down to a bad Astral trip."

You say to Jadryga, "The very end of our world as we know it faces us, the
Herald of Kethuru, and they do nothing but laugh!"

You shake your head.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Squeaker squeak?"

Warden Thul, Son of Tae says to Valarien, "I bet if you run after him with that
rose he'll scream like a little girl."

You say to Jadryga, "And they cannot even tell when they've been insulted."

You smirk.

You narrow your eyes at Valarien in an unnerving manner.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Squeak?"

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says to you, "Ah, see, those who have their
eyes closed will not see the cudgel until it hits them on the head."

Valarien blinks.

You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at Squibbles, a small rex
hamster.
You miss.

You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at Squibbles, a small rex
hamster.
You connect!

Valarien peers at you unscrupulously.

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "Quiet, rat."

Prince of Shadows, Valarien Moonbane says to Thul, "Honestly.. talking to a
hamster."

You nod your head at Jadryga, showing your acceptance.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Squeaker squeaker."

Prince of Shadows, Valarien Moonbane shakes his head sadly.

Jadryga looks about in confusion.

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "I could have sworn it had spoken."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster rips your flesh with its teeth.
1374h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16310en, 18340w esSix-drink healthoutr sparkleberryeat sparkleberryYou take a drink from an amethyst vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
1840h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16310en, 18340w esSix-You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 198.
1840h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16310en, 18340w esSix-You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
2205h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16310en, 18340w esSix-
Warden Thul, Son of Tae says, "...yeah. I know. There's not even a hamster
Great Spirit."

Muttering words of power, you trace a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that
remains hovering before you, protecting against assault.

You say, "Bah!"

2205h, 3858m, 3420e, 10p, 16320en, 18322w sSix-
You bleed 34 health.
clot2171h, 3858m, 3420e, 10p, 16320en, 18322w sSix-You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
2171h, 3798m, 3420e, 10p, 16320en, 18310w sSix-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
drink health2171h, 3798m, 3420e, 10p, 16320en, 18310w sSix-You take a drink from an amethyst vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
2647h, 3798m, 3420e, 10p, 16320en, 18310w sSix-
You have recovered equilibrium.
2647h, 3798m, 3420e, 10p, 16320en, 18310w esSix-
You may eat another sparkleberry.
outr sparkleberryeat sparkleberry2647h, 3798m, 3420e, 10p, 16320en, 18310w esSix-You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 197.
2647h, 3798m, 3420e, 10p, 16320en, 18310w esSix-
Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Squeak squeak."
2647h, 3798m, 3420e, 10p, 16320en, 18310w esSix-You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
3012h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16320en, 18310w esSix-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
drink health3012h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16330en, 18316w esSix-You take a drink from an amethyst vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
3608h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16330en, 18316w esSix-
You may eat another sparkleberry.
3608h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16340en, 18322w esSix-
Thul ponders the situation.
3608h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16340en, 18322w esSix-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.

You say to Thul, "Fools!"

Jadryga gives you the once over.

Warden Thul, Son of Tae says, "...I think."

Valarien ponders you thoughtfully, looking you up and down.

Valarien places a forefinger between your eyes, and a soothing warmth passes
through you.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster tells you, "I'm going to find you in your sleep
and eat your fingers."

You say to Thul, "Had you not heard the foul, foul words the creature had spewn
forth from its rabid tongue?!"

Warden Thul, Son of Tae says, "...hold that thought."

A cherubic smile comes over Squibbles, a small rex hamster as he gazes around,
wide-eyed and innocent.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster mutters and pokes his index finger towards you
and makes a hooking gesture. Invisible energies slam against you, ripping apart
your magical shield of protection.

Prince of Shadows, Valarien Moonbane says, "Well... he's showing symptoms of
Mania, alright... but he's not being cured by my efforts, either."

3608h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16460en, 18340w esSix-tell squibbles And I hope you choke on them, Soulless filth!To whom do you wish to tell?
3608h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16460en, 18340w esSix-peer
You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

Warden Thul, Son of Tae says, "Let me try."

Prince of Shadows, Valarien Moonbane says to Jadryga, "Has he been to Astral,
lately?"

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

You narrow your eyes at Thul in an unnerving manner.

Thul peers at you unscrupulously.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says to Valarien, "I'm not sure, actually."

Prince of Shadows, Valarien Moonbane says, "Couldn't hurt to check."

Valarien places a forefinger between your eyes, and a soothing warmth passes
through you.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster rips your flesh with its teeth.
1927h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16560en, 18340w esSix-drink healthoutr sparkleberryeat sparkleberry
Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says to Valarien, "Although we did have
wildnodes recently, no?"
1927h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16560en, 18340w esSix-You take a drink from an amethyst vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
2496h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16560en, 18340w esSix-You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 196.
2496h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16560en, 18340w esSix-You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
Muttering words of power, you trace a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that
remains hovering before you, protecting against assault.
Bah!" you retort disgustedly.
2861h, 3858m, 3420e, 10p, 16560en, 18310w sSix-
You bleed 27 health.
clot2834h, 3858m, 3420e, 10p, 16560en, 18310w sSix-You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
2834h, 3798m, 3420e, 10p, 16570en, 18298w sSix-
Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
2834h, 3798m, 3420e, 10p, 16570en, 18304w sSix-

Valarien shrugs helplessly.

You say, "Foul servant of Kethuru, begone!"

Squibbles, a small rex hamster blinks.

You say, "The Empire shall not tolerate your advances on our world!"

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

Warden Thul, Son of Tae says, "...nope. Still stupid. Hmm."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster tells you, "I'm going to bite off your toes,
too."

You weave a glamour and mold it until it becomes a reflection of yourself.

You narrow your eyes at Squibbles, a small rex hamster in an unnerving manner.

You say to Thul, "Did you NOT hear it?!"

Squibbles, a small rex hamster scampers about, his whiskered nose twitching
slightly as he looks for food.

Jadryga gives you the once over.

You say to Thul, "The creature... it speaks..."

Prince of Shadows, Valarien Moonbane says to Jadryga, "I fear for your
friend... It's one thing to speak to a hamster.. but then to go so far as to
claim it as Kethuru? This man clearly is not well."

You say to Thul, "It speaks with the power of Kethuru..."

You shudder violently as a chill ripples down your spine.

Jadryga looks about herself, rubbing her chin thoughtfully.

Jadryga's eyes repeatedly shut as she tries to stay awake.

Making no sudden movements, Thul backs away from you slowly.

You narrow your eyes at Squibbles, a small rex hamster in an unnerving manner.

You peer at Thul unscrupulously.

Thul, "Fools, the lot of you!"

Squibbles, a small rex hamster tells you, "And you don't even want to know what
I'll bite off after that."

You give Squibbles, a small rex hamster a horrified gasp.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster tells you, "Muahahahaha."
3455h, 3748m, 3420e, 10p, 16920en, 18340w esSix-point staff squibblesOne of your reflections has been destroyed! You have 0 left.
Your action causes the nearly invisible magical shield around you to fade away.
You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.

You weave a glamour and mold it until it becomes a reflection of yourself.

You narrow your eyes at Squibbles, a small rex hamster in an unnerving manner.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Squeak?"

Valarien frowns at you.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says to you, "I do believe that hamster's
worth 3 points in the hamsterhunt. Do you really have to kill it?"

Your current hamsterhunt score: 305

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

You say to Jadryga, "To save our world, yes."

Warden Thul, Son of Tae says, "Five. And he's resilient, I'll give you that."

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "Although for some odd reason, I
can't pick it up."

Prince of Shadows, Valarien Moonbane says, "Now, now, you really do not need to
harm innocent hamsters due to your own insanity."

Valarien peers at you unscrupulously.

You say, "You cannot pick it up because the power of the Soulless allows it to
root itself to the ground!"

You say, "It has powers... mystical powers..."

You shudder violently as a chill ripples down your spine.
Squibbles, a small rex hamster tilts his head and listens intently.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says to you, "Pah, it's a hamster, Med."

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "Look at it!"

Jadryga points accusingly at Squibbles, a small rex hamster.

You say to Jadryga, "PAH! A hamster possessed by Kethuru! Did you NOT hear it
speak?"

Squibbles, a small rex hamster tells you, "And then, when that is
finished...I'm going to skin you with my front teeth and make it into a
jacket."

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says to you, "I... I'm not sure..."

You say to Jadryga, "Ordinary, regular hamsters cannot kill full grown men, or
speak in the common tongue!"

You narrow your eyes at Jadryga in an unnerving manner.

You say to Jadryga, "How can you not be sure?!"

Squibbles, a small rex hamster frolics playfully.

You narrow your eyes at Squibbles, a small rex hamster in an unnerving manner.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower rubs her temples, frowning.

Valarien pats Squibbles, a small rex hamster in a friendly manner.

Prince of Shadows, Valarien Moonbane says, "Honestly man."

Prince of Shadows, Valarien Moonbane says, "It's a hamster."

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "Oh, little hamster, you make
threats now..."

Warden Thul, Son of Tae looks thoughtful and says, "Admittedly, it's not the
prettiest thing in the Basin. It does look like it might've been run over by
Kethuru a couple of times..."

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "But when you are defeated, I shall
tear off your legs and wear them as earrings..."

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "And your eyes? Oh, I shall dip your
eyes in your own blood and suck on them with pleasure."

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "Cooking them is so much more
humane."

Making no sudden movements, Valarien backs away from you slowly.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster tells you, "Your stomach cavity shall soon serve
as my sleeping chambers! All it takes is some careful gnawing!"

Thul peers about himself unscrupulously.

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "Perhaps I shall even slice you open
as you lay helpless... then I shall tug on your entrails slowly, making sure to
keep you alive, but in agonizing pain..."

You narrow your eyes at Squibbles, a small rex hamster in an unnerving manner.

Warden Thul, Son of Tae says, "...uh. Mister?"

Squibbles, a small rex hamster yawns a little hamster yawn, curling up a bit to
sleep.

You say, "I am NOT INSANE!"

You cry aloud and tear at your hair.

Warden Thul, Son of Tae smiles and says, "Nobody said you were."

Warden Thul, Son of Tae says, "...more than once."

Prince of Shadows, Valarien Moonbane says, "You're not making a very good
point, regardless."

You say, "It is the CREATURE! THE CREATURE MOST FOUUUUUL!"
3455h, 3598m, 3420e, 10p, 17170en, 18340w esSix-point staff squibblesOne of your reflections has been destroyed! You have 0 left.
You point your staff at Squibbles, a small rex hamster and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.

You weave a glamour and mold it until it becomes a reflection of yourself.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster tells you, "I shall devour your eyes within
their sockets."

Thul gives a pained sigh.

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "And I shall devour YOUR eyes, then
tear out your MOTHER'S eyes and stuff them in YOUR sockets!"

You narrow your eyes at Squibbles, a small rex hamster in an unnerving manner.

You say, "The creature... it speaks in my head! IN MY HEAD!"

Throwing back your head, you scream agonizingly.

Prince of Shadows, Valarien Moonbane says to Thul, "Let us away, before this
lunatic begins to think -we're- hamsters."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster waddles over to Jadryga, sitting on his chubby
hindquarters before begging for scraps of food.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "Aww, that's so cute."

You narrow your eyes to thin slits.

You say to Jadryga, "Do NOT fall for its trap!"

Jadryga tickles Squibbles, a small rex hamster mercilessly!

You say to Jadryga, "Try to feed it and it WILL bite off your fingers! Thus is
the power of Kethuru!"

"Bah!" you retort disgustedly.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster raises a single small, furry paw, trying
desperately to keep his chubby form balanced enough to beg.

Warden Thul, Son of Tae says, "...but it's worth five points if I can get away
from brain-rot here."

Prince of Shadows, Valarien Moonbane says, "It's honestly not worth it."

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says to you, "Med, how can something so
cute be tainted by Kethuru?"

You narrow your eyes to thin slits.

You say to Jadryga, "Oh, Lady of the Tower... Kethuru is clever... He lures you
in with what appears to be wonderful..."
Squibbles, a small rex hamster tells you, "After I eat your eyes, I shall eat
my way inside the sockets, slowly devouring your brain until your cranium is
empty, and serves as suitable space to lend to my hamster army to reside
within!"

Valarien shakes his head.

Valarien pats you in a friendly manner.

You say to Jadryga, "Whether it be endless energy from the Astral Plane... or a
cute, furry hamster."

Warden Thul, Son of Tae says, "...okay. Look, I know it's small and intelligent
and making the Geomancer here freak out... but how is it cute?"

Prince of Shadows, Valarien Moonbane says, "Seek help, friend."

Valarien searches the air in front of him, then tugs upon an invisible strand
of force.

You say to Jadryga, "Emperor Ladantine made that mistake, heed his example!"

You mutter discontentedly.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster loses his balance and falls on his back,
wiggling his chubby form desperately to try and righten himself once more.

Valarien turns translucent and then vanishes, leaving behind a cloud of
sparkling motes of light.

You say, "Now is our chance!"

Warden Thul, Son of Tae says, "I mean... ye gods. Looks like it has mange."

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says to Thul, "Well, true, it's been run
over a few times, but most things in Magnagora look like that."

Jadryga looks about herself, rubbing her chin thoughtfully.

Mederrach advances towards squibbles, slamming his staff down onto his gut.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says to Thul, "We should not discriminate."

"Ha!" you exclaim with gusto.

Thul ponders the situation.

You say, "I think I squished it..."

You flash the victory sign.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Sque?"

You narrow your eyes to thin slits.

Warden Thul, Son of Tae says, "...no, you didn't, because you're a weak-armed
spell-slinger."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster yawns and then fumbles about, righting himself
into a proper begging position once more.

Warden Thul, Son of Tae says, "That was a bit better, honestly."

You say, "See? It is... invincible... shielded by the power of the Soulless..."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster bats at Jadryga delicately with a paw, begging
for food.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower tries to pick Squibbles, a small rex
hamster up, staggering under its weight for a moment before finally dropping it
back down.

Warden Thul, Son of Tae says, "Or just someone's pet. I think Richter's
shapeshifting thingamajig is about as resilient."

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "By the Lords of Nil, it's a heavy
hamster!"

Thul chuckles long and heartily.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says to Thul, "I can't pick it up."

Warden Thul, Son of Tae says, "Mine then."

Thul flexes his muscles, which bulge and pop in a spectacular display of his
outstanding physique.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "There goes five points."

Jadryga gives a pained sigh.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Squeak?"

You say, "Oh, no, this hamster..."

Thul blinks.

You say, "'Tis worth much more."

You say, "Much, much more..

Continued...

You say, "Much, much more... for it is Kethuru's hamster..."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster tells you, "And just wait until we've finished
that..you don't even want to know what we're going to do with your liver and
spleen."

You narrow your eyes at Squibbles, a small rex hamster in an unnerving manner.

Thul grumbles angrily.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says to Thul, "For a while I had thought he
was sane again."

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "You cannot eat my liver, nor my
spleen... if I grab your teeth first and slowly pry them out, ripping them away
from your mouth and then jabbing my daggers into the gaping wounds, yes?"

Warden Thul, Son of Tae frowns and says to Jadryga, "What do you mean,
'again?'."

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower reaches down to tickle Squibbles, a small
rex hamster behind one ear.

You narrow your eyes at Squibbles, a small rex hamster in an unnerving manner.

“Bah!" you retort disgustedly to Jadryga.

You say to Jadryga, "Do not encourage the thing!"

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says to Thul, "Point."

Jadryga looks about herself, rubbing her chin thoughtfully.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster licks Jadryga.

Thul gives a pained sigh.

You narrow your eyes to thin slits.

You say, "The evil... the EVIL..."

You shudder violently as a chill ripples down your spine.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower smiles impishly and says, "It likes me."

Warden Thul, Son of Tae says to you, "Look, if it's bugging you that much, go
and punt the thing. I bet even a weak-bodied mage like you could smack the
thing into the Inner Sea."

You say to Jadryga, "Beware that which covers itself in illusion, Jadryga...
for soon, it shall perhaps transfer Kethuru's influence into you!"

You say to Jadryga, "Do you want to become the vessel which carries the end of
our world as we know it?!"

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "STAY AWAY FROM HER, FOUL HAMSTER!"

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower laughingly says to you, "Don't be silly,
it's just a hamster!"

Mederrach lifts the end of his staff, pointing it at Squibbles menacingly and giving him a few decisive jabs in the chest.

You say to Jadryga, "It is NOT just a hamster!"

Squibbles, a small rex hamster casually dodges the blows as he nibbles
delicately on a blade of stray grass.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says to you, "It is!"

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says to you, "Behold, it grazes."

Thul ponders the situation.

Mederrach swings his staff around in a steady arch, hitting Squibbles in the side and hurling him away from the grass.

You say, "You shall not feed!"

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "I shall keep you here and starve
you to death..."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster rolls easily, blinking slightly before stopping
to munch on a flower stalk.
Warden Thul, Son of Tae says to you, "It grazes on the grasses... or it looks
like it is. Right now it's trying to contact Great Muud to bring it up from the
depths... soon you will be doomed, doomed, DOOOOOOOMED..."

Thul cackles hellishly.

Jadryga gives Thul the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

You shudder violently as a chill ripples down your spine.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Squeak."

You say to Thul, "At last, you see the truth of its nature!"

You narrow your eyes at Squibbles, a small rex hamster in an unnerving manner.

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "See? You shall not deceive everyone
forever!"

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Squeak squeak."

Thul grins mischievously at Jadryga.

Spittle dribbling from his jaws, Squibbles, a small rex hamster leaves to the
northeast.

Warden Thul, Son of Tae says, "He's getting away!"

Jadryga gives a horrified gasp.

You say, "Catch it, catch it!"

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "5 points!"

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "They run blasted fast, they do."

Warden Thul, Son of Tae says, "No... no, no, NO! This cannot be!"

You say, "Now it is loose... loose to wreak havoc unto the world..."

You give a pained sigh.

Warden Thul, Son of Tae buries his face in his paws.

You say, "We have failed."

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower scratches an ear with a paw, apparently
bewildered.

Warden Thul, Son of Tae says, "The world is doomed. Soon Kethuru and the rest
shall walk upon the first world once more, and all we shall know is woe..."

You nod your head emphatically.

You say, "And we shall be forever mocked knowing we had the chance to stop the
hamster that was the vessel of Doom..."

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "Now I'm beginning to wonder whether
I'm the insane one."

You give a pained sigh.

You say to Jadryga, "That you are."

Warden Thul, Son of Tae mutters to Jadryga, ".... ...... .... . ......"

You will now be known as The Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti, by order of The
Earthen Ire, Mederrach Feyranti.
3455h, 3448m, 3420e, 10p, 17170en, 18340w esSix-put gold in packYou put 19337 gold sovereigns in a backpack smeared with mud and dirt.

Jadryga's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Warden Thul, Son of Tae says, "Despair and anguish... suffering, suffering,
suffering! Our lives shall be as ash before the horrible works of the small,
somewhat fuzzy beast!"

Thul puts his hand to his forehead and swoons.

You nod your head emphatically.

You give a pained sigh.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "Oh umm... we shall be doomed!"

Thul nods his head sagely.

You say, "'Tis time to return to the Empire then and enjoy our final days
within the walls of the Capital City..."
3455h, 3448m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 18340w esSix-godfeelingsYou are:
True disfavoured by Viravain for about 22 hours.

You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to
the Megalith of Doom.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower waves her arms about in an awkward
imitation of panic.

Warden Thul, Son of Tae says, "Warn them! Warn them all!"

You teleport along the aether strands to the Megalith of Doom.
Centre of the Necropolis.
It is difficult to detect any features of the room, due to the powerful field
of energy that is put out by the Megalith of Doom, absorbing all but the
darkest of colours and dominating everything else in the room. The architecture
of the room is designed to accommodate the Megalith of Doom with a high dome
that forms the entire ceiling. A circular series of steps descends three tiers
down to the indentation in the centre of the room where the Megalith stands.
Four archways lead out of the room to the other areas of the Necropolis, where
candles and other illumination can barely be detected through the powerful
force of the Megalith. Rising up from cracks in the floor, the Megalith of Doom
towers above everything here, polluting the air with its foul fumes. The Keeper
of the Megalith stands here radiating a tainted presence. Obfuscated by clouds
of shadow, a pyramid of polished marble rises grimly through a pile of bones
and rotting bodies. The subtle flows of nature culminate in this growing rose
of blackness pulsing with divine radiance. An obsidian eye sigil is here. A
sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A white
and brown speckled pony grazes nearby. A tame wakabi lounges here, preening its
feathers without a care in the world. A sleek russet horse paws the ground as
it searches for somewhere to graze. Towering above you, this massive mammoth
has a thick, shaggy hide and long yellowed tusks. Snarling viciously,
Squibbles, a small rex hamster is here. Urth Zetsumei, Instrument of the Fates
is here.
You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.
3455h, 3448m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 18340w esSix-
Squibbles, a small rex hamster waddles about a bit, looking for food.

You say, "Oh..."

You say, "No..."

Urth Zetsumei, Instrument of the Fates says, "I know where to get some food..."

Urth Zetsumei, Instrument of the Fates says, "Shall I?"

Svalis grabs protectively at Squibbles, a small rex hamster.

You say, "Oh... dear Nil..."

Svalis nods his head at Zetsumei.

Zetsumei leaves to the north.

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says, "I'll reimburse you."

You say, "It's... followed me... to bring about the destruction of Magnagora!"
Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith says, "The Engine of Transformation and the
holder of the Megalith, what better place could one choose to live?"

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says to you, "Don't be scared, there's
nothing wrong with Squibbles."

Akuro steps out of the Megalith of Doom, trailing sparkling motes of light.

You say, "Do not feed it! The hamster is the vessel of Kethuru..."

Svalis pats Squibbles, a small rex hamster in a friendly manner.

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says, "Really?"

You say, "YES."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Squeak squeak."

You narrow your eyes at Squibbles, a small rex hamster in an unnerving manner.

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says, "Then perhaps I should stay with it,
since I'm from Astral."

Svalis snuggles up close to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, looking happy and
content.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster sniffs around, looking for food.

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "Its
ok. I understand what its like to be different."

3455h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 18340w esSix-hamsterhuntYour current hamsterhunt score: 305

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Squeak?"

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster,
"Want some more sparkleberries?"
Athana arrives from the east.

Athana drops Chrylen, the majestic chimera.

Chrylen, the majestic chimera begins to follow Athana obediently.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster exclaims, "Squeak!"

Athana crosses her arms and a shimmering elemental shield surrounds her.

"Oooooooooh!" Athana says, eyes wide with wonder.

Akuro leaves to the south.

You shake your head at Athana.

The body of Geomantic Scholar, Auria appears in a flash and her soul descends
to fill it, causing the previously expressionless face to fill with emotion.

Auria takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on her head.

Auria eats a bog myrtle leaf.

Athana's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

You say to Athana, "Evil hamster. Vessel of Kethuru."

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster,
"Want me to carry you?"

Kalas Athana, Lady of the Black Soil says, "Must paint this hamster!"

Svalis grabs protectively at Squibbles, a small rex hamster.

Auria stares implacably at Squibbles, a small rex hamster.

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says, "Don't scare it Mederrach."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Sque?"

Auria curtseys respectfully before you.

You say to Auria, "Beware... it is the vessel of Kethuru, the Herald of
Doom..."

Athana pets Squibbles, a small rex hamster ingratiatingly.

Auria flashes Squibbles, a small rex hamster a joyous smile.

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster,
"Want me to get a mutt for you?"

Squibbles, a small rex hamster tells you, "Hahahha. They shall all be my
minions!"

Throwing back your head, you scream agonizingly.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Squeak?"

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "To
eat!"

Kalas Athana, Lady of the Black Soil says, "He's adorable!"

You say, "Fools! Fools! Do you not see what it is doing to all of you?!"

Athana leaves to the south.

Geomantic Scholar, Auria says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "Such a
delicate creature you seem to be, but inside I sense you are so much greater
than that..."

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says, "Its not doing anything to me..."

Jadryga steps out of the Megalith of Doom, trailing sparkling motes of light.

You say, "It has told me... told me of its plan to make you all its minions!"

You shudder violently as a chill ripples down your spine.

Auria stares implacably at you.

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says, "Well, perhaps then I'll get some
answers."

The corners of Svalis's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Jadryga pats Squibbles, a small rex hamster in a friendly manner.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "Oh, Squibbles is here."

Athana arrives from the south.
Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster,
"So!"

You say to Jadryga, "To our misfortune..."

Holding the delicate figurine in her hands, Athana carefully studies Squibbles,
a small rex hamster. Then, she gently sculpts the porcelain-like surface until
a figurine of Squibbles, a small rex hamster is revealed.

Athana dances about in utter glee.

Athana strokes a figurine of Squibbles, a small rex hamster tenderly.

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "Are
you here for any particular reason?"

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "I want one of those."

Urth Zetsumei, Instrument of the Fates says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster,
"I know you're a hamster...But...Will steak do?"

Jadryga creases her brow in a frown.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Squeak."

Urth Zetsumei, Instrument of the Fates says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster,
"In the form of a nod or shake?"

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "Nod
once more yes, twice for no."

You narrow your eyes to thin slits.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster nods his head emphatically.

You shudder violently as a chill ripples down your spine.

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "Are
you trying to take over?"

Zetsumei gives black pepper and juniper beef steak to Squibbles, a small rex
hamster.

Zetsumei gives black pepper and juniper beef steak to Squibbles, a small rex
hamster.

You say to Svalis, "I command you not to feed it!"

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Squeak?"

Urth Zetsumei, Instrument of the Fates says, "Er..."

"Bah!" you retort disgustedly.

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says, "Too late."

You say, "Do not feed that which shall doom our world!"

Geomantic Scholar, Auria says, "I don't think it is listening to us, Master."

You say, "DO NOT FEED THE SPAWN OF THE SOULLESS!"

Squibbles, a small rex hamster nibbles on the edges of the steaks.

Urth Zetsumei, Instrument of the Fates says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster,
"And I offer you a fine bottle of whiskey."

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says to you, "I'm Soulless spawn."

Zetsumei gives a bottle to Squibbles, a small rex hamster.

Svalis gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

Geomantic Scholar, Auria sighs softly.

Svalis snuggles up close to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, looking happy and
content.

Urth Zetsumei, Instrument of the Fates says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster,
"Is that a suitable meal?"

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "Do
you need to go anywhere?"

Mederrach backs up against the Megalith, leaning against the cold stone in hopeless resignation.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Squeak, squeaker squeak squeakum."

You say, "I give up... we are all doomed... doomed by this hamster."

You give a pained sigh.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "We... come... in... peace?"

Squibbles, a small rex hamster tells you, "Do my bidding, minion!"

Geomantic Scholar, Auria says, "I must agree with Master Mederrach. You seem to
be taking far too great an admiration to this Hamster. New Celeste would no
doubt laugh endlessly at us if it were to know the Empire was showing such
affection to... a hamster."
Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith looks upwards as a slight contempt overcomes his
features.
Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith says, "Long have they sought to keep the taint
from their city. Don't they understand that the taint is the true way of life?"

Auria pats Squibbles, a small rex hamster in a friendly manner.

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says, "New Celest is a smear in the Basin,
they don't matter."
Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith looks upwards as a slight contempt overcomes his
features.
Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith says, "Long have they sought to keep the taint
from their city. Don't they understand that the taint is the true way of life?"

Urth Zetsumei, Instrument of the Fates says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster,
"Wait...Could you attempt to speak Common? You seem to understand us..."

Ur'Grunt Plyn says, "But a hamster with a lust for blood."

You say, "It is no use... the hamster has entranced everyone... everyone."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Squeak?"

Mederrach curls up into a ball, staring out into empty space.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "Quick, pennyroyal."

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice squeaks at Squibbles.

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says, "Squeak squeak?"

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says to you, "Eat, Med, it's for your own
good."

Zetsumei pets Squibbles, a small rex hamster ingratiatingly.

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster,
"Squeaker squeakum?"

Kalas Athana, Lady of the Black Soil says, "Hmm perhaps we can get a furriken
to help translate."
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Squibbles, a small rex hamster waddles over to Mederrach, plopping himself down
on his stomach.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Squeak."

Kalas Athana, Lady of the Black Soil says, "Squirrels are not much different
than hamsters are they?"

You say, "Squ... eak..."

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster,
"Squeak squeak nilsqueak?"

Mederrach rocks back and forth, cradling Squibbles in his hands as he smiles hopelessly at the thing.

Urth Zetsumei, Instrument of the Fates says, "Aye, we are all doomed."

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster,
"Squeaker squeakum squeak squeak?"

You stroke Squibbles, a small rex hamster tenderly.

Jadryga gives a pained sigh.

Geomantic Scholar, Auria sighs softly, holding her face with one hand
embarassedly.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "His mind has broken."

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower shakes her head sadly.

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "Oh, little hamster, how clever you
are... you have them all in your trap..."

You flash Squibbles, a small rex hamster a joyous smile.

Urth Zetsumei, Instrument of the Fates says, "We could....Just eat it?"

Svalis grabs protectively at Squibbles, a small rex hamster.

Urth Zetsumei, Instrument of the Fates says, "Can we build a fire?"

Geomantic Scholar, Auria says, "Look what you have all done. The Earthen Ire,
the Geomancer's Champion, is now no greater than a turnip!"

Jadryga's eyes repeatedly shut as she tries to stay awake.

Svalis ponders Squibbles, a small rex hamster thoughtfully, looking him up and
down.

Mederrach smiles derangedly as he stares at squibbles, his mind not quite as it should be.

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster,
"Squeak!"

Squibbles, a small rex hamster tells you, "Now...."

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says to Auria, "More of a pumpkin."

Jadryga looks about herself, rubbing her chin thoughtfully.
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Squibbles, a small rex hamster tells you, "Do my bidding! Fetch me...."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster tells you, "A mammoth!"

3455h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 18340w esSix-probe mammothThis wooly mammoth has long, scruffy brown hair all over its huge, ponderous
body. Two long, yellowed tusks curl upwards and taper to a sharp point although
they are chipped by much use. Wide leather straps circle its body, allowing a
rider easy control of it.
A wooly mammoth is quite powerful.
He weighs about 4095 pounds.
His feedbag is nearly full and will last him approximately 47 months.
He is mountable as a legendary steed.
He is loyal to Veonira d'Murani, the Earth Wench.
You see nothing in it.

Svalis licks you.

You stroke a wooly mammoth tenderly.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster snickers softly to himself.

You say to a wooly mammoth, "Come, little mammoth... the hamster, it wants
you..."
Svalis's eyes widen in disbelief as he shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Feed Me."

Urth Zetsumei, Instrument of the Fates says, "Hm."

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says, "Run!"

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "I
did, you didn't eat."

Urth Zetsumei, Instrument of the Fates says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster,
"I gave you steaks and whiskey."

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "There you go.... a mammoth... just
for you."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "I demand flesssssshhhh."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "The flesh of mortaaallssss."

Zetsumei slaps Squibbles, a small rex hamster on the cheek.

Urth Zetsumei, Instrument of the Fates says, "Bad hamster."

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "Flesh, little hamster? Why, there
are lots of mortals around..."

You point accusingly at Svalis.

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "He would make a fine steak, yes?"

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster,
"You're likely to get some kind of sickness."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Offer yourselves to me, mortal minions."

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "And

Urth Zetsumei, Instrument of the Fates says, "Why?"

Urth Zetsumei, Instrument of the Fates says, "You're small."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster exclaims, "So that I may feed, and lead my
hamster army to victory!"

A reflection of Svalis blinks out of existence.
Svalis points his staff at himself and it swells, rapidly discharging a torrent
of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks which engulf his body.

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "Eat
me?"

Svalis points his staff at himself and it swells, rapidly discharging a torrent
of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks which engulf his body.
3455h, 3888m, 3420e, 10p, 16000en, 18340w esSix-say to squibbles 'Tis no use... simply help yourself to them. It's not like we can stop... you... hee hee... tee hee hee
Svalis points his staff at himself and it swells, rapidly discharging a torrent
of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks which engulf his body.

You say to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "'Tis no use... simply help yourself
to them. It's not like we can stop... you... hee hee... tee hee hee."

Svalis points his staff at himself and it swells, rapidly discharging a torrent
of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks which engulf his body.
Svalis turns purple as the poisonous fumes overcome him and blood gushes out of
his mouth as he collapses to the floor, dead.
Himself has been slain by Svalis.

Athana blinks.

The soul of Svalis swirls in the air like a sparkling whirlwind, then vanishes
in a flash of chromatic colours.
The Megalith of Doom flares with chromatic colours, as Svalis steps out of it,
looking remarkably fresh and vitalized.

Svalis stumbles and pokes himself in the eye.

Mederrach begins to giggle derangedly, laughing and cackling as he stares at Squibbles.

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster,
"That wasn't very effective, was it."

Urth Zetsumei, Instrument of the Fates says, "The hamster must be slain."

You stroke Squibbles, a small rex hamster tenderly.

Athana gives a horrified gasp.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "I don't know which is reality
anymoreeee!"

Squibbles, a small rex hamster exclaims, "Now, go and pick me flowers!"

Nigredo blinks.

Jadryga takes a twilight blue rose from a clay flowerpot.
Jadryga takes a midnight black rose from a clay flowerpot.
Jadryga takes a vibrant sunflower from a clay flowerpot.

You say to Svalis, "You... you can hear... you can hear it too?"
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Svalis grins mischievously at Jadryga.

You say, "Can you... can you all hear it... at last?"

Squibbles, a small rex hamster exclaims, "I demand them. The hamsters can hide
behind them when we first attack the Serenwilde enslavers!"

Jadryga gives a vibrant sunflower to Squibbles, a small rex hamster.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "Only one for hamsters."

Auria takes a pair of black socks from a leather backpack.

Auria gives a pair of black socks to Squibbles, a small rex hamster.

You blink.

Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the Tower says, "Hamsters with socks?"

Geomantic Scholar, Auria says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster, "Some socks,
perhaps? Delightful to chew upon... or wear."

Geomantic Scholar, Auria says, "Hamster feet must get cold."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster exclaims, "And my last demand shall be for
another bottle of whiskey!"

You say to Auria, "A clever plan, my Protege! Give it socks... that it may
accidentally strangle itself!"

With an impressive flap of his wings, Chrylen, the majestic chimera launches
himself off his haunches as he vaults to the east.

Urth Zetsumei, Instrument of the Fates says, "I bought the last bottle I could
find."

Geomantic Scholar, Auria says to you, "Of course, Master."

Bellowing loudly, Chrylen, the majestic chimera bounds in from the east.

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

Kalas Athana, Lady of the Black Soil says, "There you go, squeak squeak
squeak."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster nods his head sagely.

Squibbles, a small rex hamster says, "Excellent, minions."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster exclaims, "We shall be well prepared for the
next attack!"

Kalas Svalis, Dreadlord Apprentice says to Squibbles, a small rex hamster,
"Crazy hamster, you should go play in Celest!"
Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith looks upwards as a slight contempt overcomes his
features.
Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith says, "Long have they sought to keep the taint
from their city. Don't they understand that the taint is the true way of life?"
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Kalas Athana, Lady of the Black Soil says, "Hrm remind me again why I'm
listening to a hamster."

Squibbles, a small rex hamster disappears in a flash of lights, not a shred of
evidence left to let one assume what has happened was real or reality.

You say to Athana, "Silly grandmother... hamsters cannot speak..."

You say, "Hamsters cannot speak... hamsters cannot speak... cannot speak...
cannot speak..."

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs at this point, removes the disfavour.

Mederrach gently hugs his legs as he rocks back and forth.

Auria pets you ingratiatingly.

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A plump orange hamster runs in from the west.

You say, "Not... again."

why the hell does this always happen when I leave the realm?

Mederrach, I believe deep down that some demon-spawn of Satan from the pits of hell possessed you and made you actually offer my mammoth to that THING.

Because if not, I will hunt you down and KILL you.

I'm sharpening my knife...