The Perfect Game

by Unknown

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Unknown2006-08-01 16:05:11
Enjoy.

http://www.progressquest.com/

My Char:

Setebos
Land Squid
Hunter Strangler
Lvl 24

And he's only growing in power... pureevil.gif

http://www.progressquest.com/testimonials.php

classic.
Nepthysia2006-08-01 16:22:29
-runs away crying from the horrible site design and refuses to try it out on principle alone-

*hides behind big ol murphy just cause*
Unknown2006-08-01 16:26:59
Wow, the joke is on you then.
Daganev2006-08-01 16:30:17
This game is indeed awesome...

but I wish the action was faster.
Unknown2006-08-01 17:47:53
Glad someone agrees with me on the awesomeness of PQ
Nepthysia2006-08-01 17:53:07
Somehow.. after giving in and downloadig the thing... because I have faulty trust in dags opinion.... I feel ever so slightly dumber.....
Unknown2006-08-01 18:06:04
Psh, some people just cannot grasp advanced concepts. Take Nepthy and PQ for example.
Daganev2006-08-01 18:07:15
QUOTE(Nepthysia d'Iasani @ Aug 1 2006, 10:53 AM) 313669

Somehow.. after giving in and downloadig the thing... because I have faulty trust in dags opinion.... I feel ever so slightly dumber.....



awww, actually I shouldn't make a judgement untill I finish playing with these 3 chars.
Nepthysia2006-08-01 18:08:46
Well I mean... to call it a -game- implies being able to actually PLAY it *mutter* not just stare at a program. I do that all day long as it is sad.gif
Daganev2006-08-01 18:14:31
I'm not sure what you mean Nepth.
Unknown2006-08-01 18:17:06
My respect for daganev is growing.

There is a thing called the minimize button.

To the system tray, at that. The ultimate background app.
Nepthysia2006-08-01 19:00:14
meh.. yeah its running in the background.

What I meant is something you can actually interact with constitutes a game.

And.. wtf.. kobold penis?!?! rofl
Unknown2006-08-01 19:13:53
O_o...

It requires no skill, no effort, no time, no talent.

The perfect game.
Nepthysia2006-08-01 19:19:50
bah then you have a demented vision of the perfect game >.<
Unknown2006-08-01 19:33:21
Demented...?

More like... Brilliant!!!

*insane laughter*
Daganev2006-08-01 20:06:14
Bali, didn't you learn anything from the PQ testimonals?



Well, now that my first char is levle 7 and my two other chars are both level 4

I have to say, that its amazing how well balaced this game is.
Unknown2006-08-01 20:13:57
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Hell yeah its balanced. Although, I would have to say my Land Squid - Hunter Strangler could own any of your characters any time.

I really like the 3d gui interface, it rocks.

P.s: Also, none can defeat his most powerful spell, "the slime finger XVI"
Vix2006-08-01 21:34:33
I dunno. This is like the definition of hack and slash. tongue.gif
Daganev2006-08-01 21:39:30
My level 10 pandaman Mu-fu monk has a level 7 sadness spell, and a level 8 slimy finger.

Bali have you passed ACT1 yet?


ooh nice, I just picked up a hair elemental follicle
Unknown2006-08-01 21:54:51
Yeah he's in act 2 executing enormous rubber golems and teenage ghast vomits.

QUOTE
OMFG I DELETED MY CHAR AND OFMG I NEED TO START LVL 1 AND OMFG HIS NAME IS MOONWHISPER_DERAAAAGG_WWSS AND I NEEDZ 500000GP PLZZZZ TO HELP PLZZZZ OMFG -J.S., via email


laugh.gif

Another good testimonial:
QUOTE
"F*** those f***in' alien bitchasses!" I used to run that stupid SETI program in the background hoping to find aliens or someshit and then I found Progress Quest. Why should I allow hysterically theoretical science to unnecessarily consume my ample memory and bandwidth when I've got a Battle-Finch Shiv Knight rocking his feathered body all over the killing fields and yanking monstrous appendages off for profit? Is the compilation of meaningless data what I truly crave? Hell no! It's the *generation* of meaningless data that I find so viscerally satisfying! Sayonara, space nerds! -Pahl, via email