It's 2:25 AM.

I'm not sure what I'm doing. God damn it's dark in here.

I keep asking myself, "Why?"

And I keep responding, "Why not?" That's how my mind usually operates. It makes sense, on some level.

They shouldn't have left me with a fully stocked freezer.

I just ate two frozen pizzas and a microwavable philly cheese steak sub sandwich smeared with yellow mustard. I think I have colon cancer now. It hurts.

So bad.

But.

Not nearly as much.

As loving you.

!?

404!

Good night.

You need a nice soft cuddly toy to vent your weirdness on. It won't get upset and leave when you're done. Or even when you're not done.

Yeah, stuffed animal. Or evil cats that wake you up by dropping water glasses on you at 5AM because it wants water from it, stupid cat.

My cat (named after an alcoholic drink) spilled a drink (coincidentally, the same drink she was named after) all over my head at 5 in the morning once. And I wondered why my pillow was wet under my face and smelling like orange lolly water.

Move to England! It's 10:45AM here!

Plus our biscuits (not cookies) taste better.

And we get to make fun of George Bush, AND Tony Blair, because here we have the best TV Satire!


...join us....

I have a cat. It's in the closet now, sleeping. It's 1 PM. I haven't slept at all last night and I can't bloody sleep either. I'm having a beer. This thread smells like the insides of an old russian car.

Why do I get the feeling Guido's not sober when I read this...

Australia is better. We make fun of EVERYONE. Including ourselves

Canada too, probably most countries but America can make fun of themselves.

How old is Guido though? He doesnt look to be old enough drinking..then again..were not all good boys and girls now are we?

Heh, eating like he did and the non-sequiturs suggests it's something else...

We can make fun of ourselves. We just don't appreciate when you do it.

You guys get no say for all the igloo and snow stuff, yeesh thinking crossing an imaginary line will suddenly cause you to step into blizzards. We got less snow than Buffalo last year!

Sarrasri threatens to set her beaver and polar bear on me when I annoy her though.

Its not good when we join in those jokes, it really is not. Ah well, go beaver and moose. Go give your mythical helping poweresses to Guido in his time of need.

Best satire is Canadian satire.

This Hour Has 22 Minutes.
Royal Canadian Air Farce.
Corner Gas (Which incidently is filmed in the town I played baseball and hockey in, and 10 minutes from my hometown)

/hijack

Our three man army and our one tank and our broken helicopters, cant forget those..but ending my part in the hijack now.

Anyone can make fun of an Australian. A real Aussie, that is, not an immigrant from a European or Middle Eastern or Asian country. Hell, just real Aussies. Immigrants of any sort aren't Aussies anymore! You have to have been here at LEAST a few generations.

But anyway.


Edit: .... not that I'm sure there was a topic here.

No, I wasn't drunk. Just tired.

And **** you. With the right attitude and the right knife anyone can be an aussie.

Emphasis on the knife.

Um... Overdoing it a bit here dude.

No more Croc Dundee for you.