Using the 'tells' command. Censor out name and words where (in)appropriate.

1 ) Tran: "You know not what turkey slapping IS?!"
2 ) Tran: "DROP YOUR PANTS AND SLAP THEM WITH YER ****."
3 ) Tran: "*bork bork bork*."
4 ) Tran: "YES."
5 ) Tran: "JUST GIVING THEM AWAY."
6 ) Tran: "Wow, it'll be like Guido's last shout."
7 ) Tran: "Say something on AIm."
8 ) Tran: "Also, www.ryzom.com. Get addicted."
9 ) Ceres: "I win the internets."
10) Ceres: "Neither, really."
11) Ceres: "Head Archivist Neerth, Patriarch of Japhiel brands you a trait..."
12) Ceres: "You tell Head Archivist Neerth, Patriarch of Japhiel, "I can h..."
13) Iblis: "(Good)"
14) Iblis: "(THANK GOD)"
15) Caedryn: "Plus, I can actually get WORK done *whee*."
16) Caedryn: "Yep! Believe it or not!"
17) Caedryn: "*smirk* I read Reiha's title as 'Wrath of Broom'"
18) Caedryn: "*sweep*."
19) Sarrasri: "That may be but since we are in war all who raid are being ..."
20) Sarrasri: "That is, when the war is over."

Skipped the ones with sensitive content.

6 ) Xenthos: "You must greet her until she asks if you wish to serve, at which
point you should make the appropriate noises to indicate that you do wish so."
7 ) Xenthos: "Something along the lines of "Yes, I will." works wonders."
8 ) Reiha: "Yuppers."
9 ) Reiha: "Sure thing."
10) Valarien: "Sup?"
11) Valarien: "I've given up trying to keep track of her alts, man."
12) Valarien: "Nah, not really."
13) Valarien: "Don't dwell on it - Hey, are you going to be around for a while?"
14) Valarien: "Today?"
15) Valarien: "Alrighty - I'm trying to track down when exactly you're around."
16) Valarien: "Yeah, but you're still on at different times of day."

looks boring.

Like yours are any more interesting.

I thought there was some entertainment value in there.

And Bau...please don't hate me!

My tells aren't very interesting.

Most recent tells to you:
1 ) Clise: "Yay!"
2 ) Clise: "So shall I pass the clan back?"
3 ) Clise: "Eep ok."
4 ) Valarien: "Bahahha."
5 ) Valarien: "'Definately not *****' -- That made me giggle OOCly." <- one of my alts censored.
6 ) Sola: "((That's a lot of nerve. ))"
7 ) Sola: "((First guildmistress of the BT wandering the Wilde? ))"
8 ) Sola: "Zomg, didn't see she was a ward lolz."
9 ) Sola: "Was gonna say, isn't she a perm enemy to the hartstone?"

1 ) Ildaudid: "Wat are we doing?"
2 ) Ildaudid: "I dont wanna were gowns or nuttin."
3 ) Ildaudid: "Any reason you are giving me the silent treatment?? Should ..."
4 ) Dvyrus: "...still trying to get rid of that?"
5 ) Dvyrus: "Yesh."
6 ) Veyda: "Still got one of those paintings?"
7 ) Veyda: "Could I meet you at the Aetherplex, then?"
8 ) Ildaudid: "Ill be back later... maybe... stop making pics of stupid go..."
9 ) Ildaudid: "Call me if you get time later."
10) Ildaudid: "Raezon wouldnt be so gay."
11) Ildaudid: "And please never leave paintings like that laying around or..."
12) Doman: "Have a painting."
13) Hikari: "1200 gold?"
14) Doman: "Don't neeeed it. I can get one for freeeee."
15) Hikari: "Where do you wish to meet?"
16) Doman: "All my gold goes to the order rightn ow."
17) Hikari: "Alright."
18) Dvyrus: "I'll buy paintings of myself."
19) Dvyrus: "...what is that supposed to mean?"
20) Draston: "Sec."

Mine are boring as well. Meh.

Ildaudid is jealous.

Mine are boring....I took out lame ones

1 ) Alleria: "Of someone with Hypocondria... I suppose they COULD limit it..."
2 ) Zalana: "And that is why I <3 him so much."
3 ) Zalana: "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW."
5 ) Loyen: "My apologies, I have not considered this. Next year I will try..."
6 ) Gavriel: "I will be happy to do so, Alderwoman." - *shudder* Alderwoman
7 ) Loyen: "I am rather unskilled at Tailoring at the moment, I'm afraid, ..."
8 ) Hallen: "Eep! Zombified forum message!"
9 ) Hallen: "That message you responded to on the PR forums that I sent aw..."
10) Daevos: "Help chess."
11) Daevos: "Help chessrules."
12) Daevos: "Ready to play now?" -- as in, ready to get my ASS KICKED?
13) Daevos: "Arix."
14) Pac: "On one condition.... I need training."
15) Pac: "Where is this newton place the old spiders mentioned?"
20) Dvyrus: "That last game... I say, it took more than half of it before ..."

Eh? What is he talking about?

1) Generic Mortal1: Do you know when Halifax will return?
2) Generic Mortal1: Do you know when Gaudigauch will return?
3) Generic Mortal1: Answer me! I am trying to decide what to do!
4) Generic Mortal2: Do you know when Ackleberry will return?
5) Generic Mortal3: Can I have your children?
6) Generic Mortal1: Why did you kill me?! You ***** *****!!!
7) Generic Mortal1: You are unfair! You killed me again! I hate you!
8) Generic Mortal2: So do you know who won the war between the lost cities?
9) Generic Mortal3: Has anyone asked you yet about the lost cities?

While these are not my most current tells, they tend to be the tells I get when I am visible to mortals.

Most recent tells to you:
1 ) Ixion: "Ok ready for the *surprise, mum*."
2 ) Ixion: *sappy stuff from Ixion*
3 ) Ixion: "If the lines get screwy just make it neat however."
4 ) Ixion: "*******"
5 ) Ixion: "Wait for me on the fete please."
6 ) Ixion: "Coming.. sorry I took so long."
7 ) Eilaera: "Which one are you doing?"
8 ) Eilaera: "Which fete?"
9 ) Eilaera: "Sec."
10) Eilaera: "Just curious, but what's going on?"
11) Ixion: "Come to southgard gates please, quick."
12) Ixion: "Bring mom."
13) Ixion: "Hurry!"
14) Ixion: "Hmm where can you get to?"
15) Ixion: "Wake up!"
16) Vauraugli: "Ahoy, yon fellow Astral goer."
17) Vauraugli: "Vauraugli tells you, "My darling! I hate my left elbow.""
18) Vauraugli: "Yeah, back to prime for me. Need karma anyways."
19) Vauraugli: "The irony."
20) Vauraugli: "Yeah, the Obesefessors can be nasty if they're linked."

All stars are me censoring so Athana's surprise isn't ruined.

Heeey, I don't send You tells like that!

You're not Generic mortal 1 though, you'd be Eccentric mortal 1

Most recent tells to you:
1 ) Forren: "Saran for some reason is at the aetherdock for Etherseren."
2 ) Forren: "We should get another city aethership for use just as transpo..."
3 ) Forren: "To be docked at either Celestia, Faethorn, or Etherglom."
4 ) Forren: "Would cost around 500,000 for a new aethership. Think it's wo..."
5 ) Forren: "Well, so it can be left somewhere and just used for raiding."
6 ) Forren: "I use my ship for Crumbkindivia mostly."
7 ) Silimaur: "Pit behead."
8 ) Silimaur: "Died before i could climb out."
9 ) Silimaur: "I gotta show you this."
10) Silimaur: "6 seconds."
11) Silimaur: "Dead."
12) Silimaur: "Pit with paralyse stupidity and leg shrivel poisons."
13) Silimaur: "And reflexed the behead."
14) Silimaur: "6 seconds till it finished."
15) Silimaur: "Impossible to even climb out."
16) Silimaur: "Wheres the rule about summoning into statues."
17) Silimaur: "Just now?"
18) Silimaur: "Ok."
--- AT THIS POINT I MENTION ON BELLATOR THAT MY CURRENT TELL LIST IS BORING --
19) Nejii: "Post your last 20 tells in that forum thread."
20) Veonira: "Hello. I want your hot body."

1 ) Kahazul: "(It's really between Doman and Soll, with me waving my arms ..."
2 ) Kahazul: "(I'm all, "I have more leadership experience than both of th..."
3 ) Kahazul: "(You don't have to type out the whole thing, fool)"
4 ) Kahazul: "(Psi, super, id)"
5 ) Kahazul: "(Surely)"
6 ) Kahazul: "(Surly!)"
7 ) Kahazul: "(OMG new motto)"
8 ) Kahazul: "(Mo' like just a little grease will quiet the squeaking cock)"
9 ) Kahazul: "(Man, the Tully better shut up or else they gonna find himse..."
10) Kahazul: "(I have discovered Kahazul's theme song)"
11) Kahazul: "(This song. It has a long opening)"
12) Kahazul: "(http://timetraveler.ytmnd.com/)"
13) Kahazul: "(It's amazing."
14) Kahazul: "(Push it to the Limit - Scarface Soundtrack)"
15) Kahazul: "(Man)"
16) Kahazul: "(I walk on the razor's edge)"
17) Kahazul: "(PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT! DUN NUH DUH DUH....)"
18) Veonira: "Thanks."
19) Veonira: "Rofl."
20) Veonira: "Hell yes."

Let's see the rest of that quote...

You recall that Kahazul told you:
"(Man, the Tully better shut up or else they gonna find himself with a shovel in his ass)"

I want to see all of the 1st one. *eye*

1 ) Snuggles: "Will do."
2 ) Urazial: "No worries about that. I'll be happy to help however I can. And no word of it will come from me."
3 ) Marius: "That was quick. Sure."
4 ) Krall: "Man... "Kiarlea tells you, "You're disgusting." "Joining the enemy in the middle of a war." *sigh*."
5 ) Skein: "...What."
6 ) Skein: "...What have you been doing?"
7 ) : "*scold*."
8 ) : "..."
9 ) : "I called out of work today, muhaha."
10) Wallase: "4450."
11) Wallase: "Mis."
12) Marius: "What was that all about?"
13) Mitch: "Unlock me already f**k." <-Obviously censored, as if he'd do it himself.
14) Mitch: "Its half a day early this is pathetic."
15) Urazial: "I'm a Shadowdancer now."
16) Marius: "I'm sorry to hear that."
17) Marius: "I am a bit busy now, actually. Will it take long?"
18) Marius: "Now now, I doubt I should be showing off ."
19) Ceren: "All well, I'll try again."
20) Snuggles: "Hey."

Snuggles!