Real Life Powers!

by Gelo

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Gelo2006-08-15 09:23:25
1. Invisibility skill would be nice to have RL, so I can sneak into places and um.. giggle.gif
2. Teleport. "OMG I'm late! I'm late! *teleports* mage.gif
3. Pooka force. Bill Gates, show me the money! hypnotised.gif


Soll2006-08-15 09:25:54
Improved illusion.
Teleport.
Telepathy Dominate.


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Ixion2006-08-15 09:37:25
Set one:
Teleport.
Genderbend (free drinks, woot!)
Clotting.

Set two:
lust tarot
pooka
ghost
Gelo2006-08-15 09:50:00
QUOTE(Ixion @ Aug 15 2006, 07:37 PM) 319607


Genderbend (free drinks, woot!)



Thats so crazy laugh.gif
Saran2006-08-15 10:00:07
Teleport would be cool
hrm the best illusions tongue.gif
dreamweaving (or just leavebody)
Verithrax2006-08-15 10:07:26
But you *can* actually learn to genderbend in real life...
Soll2006-08-15 10:11:46
Trueheal.
Lich.
Transmigrate.

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Unknown2006-08-15 10:53:56
Trans Resilience (for that perfect body)
Illusions (to play pranks on my friends, or make my own magic show!)
Pentagram (no one can break through my shield!)
Unknown2006-08-15 12:41:16
Farheal: Beat that Mr. Pope!
Illusions: Who needs to shop when you can just make your clothes change?! Its a dream come true.
Naturegrowth: What's that? Deforestation? NOT ANYMORE!!!
Diamondais2006-08-15 14:17:14
Teleport - I live about an hour's walk from my school, and the bus is always late or early and no car.
Sapling - More trees brought into the world.
Pacing - Im slow.
Unknown2006-08-15 14:24:40
Illusions

I can't think of a single way in which being able to weave illusions in real life wouldn't be cool.

Waterbreathe

Scuba gear? We don't need no stinkin scuba gear!

Teleport

Cause I'm poor and can't afford plane tickets, but I looooove to travel.
Thul2006-08-15 15:24:49
Planar Teleport. Because everyone I know and care about lives on the ass-end of the planet.

Crow Cloak. I might look damned stupid wearing it, but I can FLY.

Athletics Intimidate. Because nobody outside of Lusternia can bond Wolf.
Dysolis2006-08-15 15:27:09
here's mine.
1. Illusions
Manse - the best escape artist ever.

2.Staff Cast. one of the most high powered weapons

3.Bubble Form under aquamancy. yet again the greatest escape artist.

4. dominate would be nice to. who said I couldn't have four?

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Gelo2006-08-15 16:01:09
Wow... I admire Marina and Diamondais for selecting Nature Growth and Saplings wub.gif
Unknown2006-08-15 16:15:13
Crow Form- I can fly
Vines- Tie up someone. smile.gif
Cosmicfire- I can fly, tie you up and blast you!
Ildaudid2006-08-15 17:18:40
Moonbeam- Talk about arriving like a pimp....
Ghost- When shit hits the fan... and its time to run
Rezz - So I could come back and fix the dead people that couldn't ghost like I could

Edit- Bah here is another set

Wbreathe
That tarot with the world map? having a brain fart
Ghost


That would probably be a better set.
Richter2006-08-15 17:53:53
Too many here, but hrm...

Teleport, duh.
Invisibility (I'd get in so much trouble, I'd be in women's locker rooms or something)
Thunderclap!

Oh, and my #4. The ability to swim. Yes, swim, I can't swim, and last time I tried, I ended hyperventilating (and this was about a month ago).
Natarm2006-08-15 18:17:35
1) Planar: Because who HASN'T wanted to have one of those Hammerspace moments with Rift? Besides, Teleport is pretty awesome too.

2)Wicca: Because everyone needs an entourage of nature spirits. But it would have to be improved to include Knockers/Gremlins.

3)High Magic: Combined with the other two...Bank Robbery E Z Mode.
Jigan2006-08-15 18:27:26
Lich: Now I can play longer on my computer, for years!
Illusions: Cleaning my room? Pah, let's redecorate.
Rift: Oh yeah, storage space.
Xenthos2006-08-15 18:31:18
QUOTE(Jigan @ Aug 15 2006, 02:27 PM) 319704

Lich: Now I can play longer on my computer, for years!

You'd go through a LOT of keyboards while little bits of goo fell off between the keys... monster.gif

Go with transmigrate instead. It comes with a deepbonded pet that loves you. smile.gif