This one I made for my GF a few months ago

Article I: STATEMENT OF LOVE



A kiss on the hand means “friendship”,

A kiss on the cheek means “I love you”,

A kiss on the neck means “I want you”,

A kiss on the nose means “you’re cute”,

Anywhere else, don’t be carried away.



A kiss with eyes closed means “I miss you”,

Holding your hand means “I like you”,

Squeezing it means “I want a kiss”,

My hands on your waist means “never let go”,

Biting my lips means “jealous”.



Stepping on your toes means “I hate you”,

Staring at both eyes means “do you love me?”,

Making a wink means “I adore you”,

Dreaming of you means “you’re someone special”,

Being with you often means “I’ll never live without you”,

And wearing your ring means “you’re mine forever in case you kiss”.





Article II: THREE COMMANDMENTS



1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.

2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, thou shall take one.

3. Thou shall not kiss in every opportunity.





Article III: THREE STEPS



1. GIRL: If a boy got fresh, you have the right slap him.

2. BOY: If a girl slaps you, kiss her.

3. GIRL: Close your eyes, it’s rude to stare!





Article IV: MUST



After reading this, you must KISS the person who gave you this. (unless you are in the same sex!!!)

ker *kiss on cheak* just because I like it.

Haha for a second I thought you submitted this to your guild for a Guild Favour and I was like WTF?

Heheheheheheheheh... Cool... I get spam e-mail with gooey stuff in it like that all the time from my friends...

What's wrong with kissing someone in the same sex?

A lot of people don't want to, hence why it's not a "MUST".

...I didn't say I interpreted it as a 'MUST', but his statement made it appear exclusive, if you can understand what I'm trying to get at.

Anyways and otherwise, a nice testament of sorts, Turgeis

I hate "chains"

Now you die!

Fair enough, but a lot of people don't want to kiss someone of the opposite sex too .

Not to be a PC Nazi, just pointing out a sillyness.