This new device being marketed for women is an ... um... ahhhhh... 
... exercise machine! Yeah, yeah! An exercise machine....
Check out the Chinese Version too!
... exercise machine! Yeah, yeah! An exercise machine....Check out the Chinese Version too!
must... stop... thinking... naughty thoughts... 
-laugh- In all reality riding a horse does work out yer lower half lol. You should just go to a bar and ride a mechanical bull instead! Its more fun 
And yes, yummy perverted thoughts. At least they didnt say you could buy attachments!
And yes, yummy perverted thoughts. At least they didnt say you could buy attachments!
Even though I'm not a female...
I've seen one of those at Brookstone. It looked fun, but I was too relaxed in the massage chair to move...
I've seen one of those at Brookstone. It looked fun, but I was too relaxed in the massage chair to move...
QUOTE(Veonira @ Aug 25 2006, 04:52 PM) 323981
This reminds me of when they had Harry Potter broomsticks that vibrated.
Amazon has since removed its page about it with the hilarious reviews, but you can see it here..
http://www.rense.com/general28/thh2.htm
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Reviewer: poola13 from Ohio
When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children.
QUOTE(Veonira @ Aug 25 2006, 12:52 PM) 323981
This reminds me of when they had Harry Potter broomsticks that vibrated.
Amazon has since removed its page about it with the hilarious reviews, but you can see it here..
http://www.rense.com/general28/thh2.htm
Bah Archer ninja'd me.... with the 17 year old girl who loves it too.
LOL
And um... does anyone else see MALES using the 'exercising' device in the Chinese commercial?
And um... does anyone else see MALES using the 'exercising' device in the Chinese commercial?
Almost as ridiculous as this.
We bought one of those and brought it to school when we had Music Fest to "oozinate" people.
We bought one of those and brought it to school when we had Music Fest to "oozinate" people.
QUOTE(Temporary_Guido @ Aug 25 2006, 04:56 PM) 324117
I believe the same physical benefits can be reaped from tantric sex.
On that note, I am now available as an exercise machine. The iKahazul will tone your buns, seat, and thighs!
Short battery life, long recharge time.
QUOTE(Xavius @ Aug 25 2006, 03:10 PM) 324130
Short battery life, long recharge time.
Reviewer: Ashley from TX
My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan!
FR-OOZE POP
Mr. Rense,
Further to your posting today about the Harry Potter vibrating Nimbus 2000 broomstick toy for kids, here is info on another childrens' product, the FR-OOZE POP, that seems equally lewd and unhealthy:
(Apprently the child sucks on the pop until a point where the "goo" center is made available and it is squirted into the mouth with a squeeze to the base)
My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan!
FR-OOZE POP
Mr. Rense,
Further to your posting today about the Harry Potter vibrating Nimbus 2000 broomstick toy for kids, here is info on another childrens' product, the FR-OOZE POP, that seems equally lewd and unhealthy:
(Apprently the child sucks on the pop until a point where the "goo" center is made available and it is squirted into the mouth with a squeeze to the base)
So it's like (theoretically) riding a miniature, drunk horse?
I'm amused by the "cowboy" clothing they're wearing in the commercials. Greatly amused. Though I'm more amused by Nepthysia's idea of attachments ... get on that idea, you'll make millions!
I am, however, saddened by the lack of stirrups.
I'm amused by the "cowboy" clothing they're wearing in the commercials. Greatly amused. Though I'm more amused by Nepthysia's idea of attachments ... get on that idea, you'll make millions!
I am, however, saddened by the lack of stirrups.
