EDIT: Okay since it's too long, I decided to let Reiha post it

And I lost the first half... but I'll post what I got later!

Edit: I lost the part where I was randomly singing, and the Aslarans were telling me to shut up all of a sudden, and Hraddon happened to be around. Then I hurt the pilgrim following me for no reason other than... Reiha hates them.

um... whats this about?

Hraddon crosses his arms on his chest, sticks out his lower lip, and pouts.

Surtami, an aslaran warrior-woman yells, "Honestly, must you two be so loud?"

Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage smiles impishly and says, "Let's go kill her?"

You say, "Let's kill Surtami until they shut up."

You grin and nod.

Hraddon begins to follow you.

You make a beckoning motion to no one in particular.

Hraddon follows you east.
A deep well.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, and west.

Hraddon follows you east.
By a large fire.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A large campfire is here, roaring merrily.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, and northwest.

Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage says, "Lead on mom."

You see Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage yell, "Die!!!"

***movement spam***

Hraddon follows you in.
Training tent.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. Surtami, an aslaran warrior-woman, stands here proudly.
You see exits leading south and out.

You cough softly.

Raising your hand in greeting, you say "Hi!"

You point your staff at Surtami, an aslaran warrior-woman and it swells, rapidly discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into her body, engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.

***fighting spam***

You see Surtami, an aslaran warrior-woman yell, "I am the mighty Surtami!"

***fighting spam***

Hraddon raises a palm which glows with a tiny pinpoint of light. The light turns into a sparkling current of energy that slams into Surtami, an aslaran warrior-woman, dissolving her flesh.
The final blow proves too much for Surtami, an aslaran warrior-woman, who expires, pitifully.
Surtami, an aslaran warrior-woman has been slain by Hraddon.
A large pile of sovereigns spill from the corpse.
Hraddon suddenly scoops up the corpse of Surtami, an aslaran warrior-woman.

"Woot!" Hraddon shouts excitedly.

Hraddon picks up 239 gold sovereigns.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Hraddon puts some gold sovereigns in a canvas backpack.

You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.

You shout out a happy "Yay!"

You bleed 4 health.

You see Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage yell, "Not so mighty anymore eh?"

Someone powerful rolls on the floor, laughing.

Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage says, "To the cook."

"Oops!" someone powerful exclaims with a bashful expression.

Hraddon shouts "Oi!" at the top of his voice.

You say, "Um she can't hear you."

Hraddon peers about himself unscrupulously.

You blink.

You see the following people here:
Hraddon, Reiha

You purse your lips pensively, gazing off into the distance as you carefully gather your thoughts.

Hraddon follows you out.
Outside a circular tent.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, west, northwest, and in.

***movement spam***

You ask, "All kitties dead?"

***movement spam***

Hraddon follows you south.
Kitchens.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. A large metal cooking pot dangles above the fire here. A white marble gravestone stands vigil here, memorializing the death of some poor soul. The krokani cook looms here, clutching a meat cleaver and
a wooden spoon.
You see a single exit leading north (open door).

Hraddon wrinkles his nose and sniffs.

A feeling of generosity spreads throughout you.

Hraddon sniffs the corpse of a mugwump pilgrim, trying to decipher just what that smell emanating from him is.

You give the corpse of an aslaran warrior to the krokani cook.
The krokani cook says, "Ah! Another aslaran to add to the stew. Thanks muchly."
The krokani cook hands you some gold.

You put 1896 gold sovereigns in a parafilament purse.

You grin and nod at Hraddon.

Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage says, "Okay."

Hraddon puts some gold sovereigns in a canvas backpack.

You give the krokani cook the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.
The krokani cook peers at you with his single eye.

Hraddon snuggles himself with a warm, happy, smile.

Hraddon snuggles up close to you, looking happy and content.

You say, "He seems quiet."

Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage says, "Very."

The krokani cook exclaims, "Please no kill!"

Tears fill The krokani cook's eyes and begin to slowly run down his face.

The corners of Hraddon's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

You say, "...."

Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage pokes the Krokani's eye.

You say, "Gimme more gold then."

The krokani cook thrusts his hand out to Hraddon and begs shamelessly.

The krokani cook thrusts his hand out to you and begs shamelessly.

You say, "Gold."

The krokani cook says, "Cook out money."

Hraddon nods his head emphatically.

"What the...?" says Hraddon, looking puzzled.

You exclaim, "I know you have lots of it!"

Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage says, "Then how did you pay us then."

YOU TARGETTED - Krokani -

Hraddon peers at the krokani cook unscrupulously.
"Bah!" The krokani cook retorts disgustedly to Hraddon.

The krokani cook says, "Cook magics."

"Heh heh heh" Hraddon chuckles.

The krokani cook nods his head sagely.

You look skeptical and say, "Then magically make more gold?"

The krokani cook says, "Cook turn kitties into gold."

Hraddon looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

You say, "How do you do that?"

You say, "And would a cook corpse turn into lots of gold?"

The krokani cook says, "Magic pot."

The krokani cook points accusingly at a metal cooking pot.

You say, "So."

You say, "If we shove you in there."

You say, "We'll get gold?"

The krokani cook says, "Pot only work for cook."

Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage asks you, "You think the cats from New Celest will work?"

Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage says, "After all, they're cats."

Hraddon nods his head sagely.

The krokani cook says, "Pot not like frog and fleshy human."

You grin mischievously at Hraddon.

Hraddon shouts "Oi!" at the top of his voice.

You peer at the krokani cook unscrupulously.
"Bah!" The krokani cook retorts disgustedly to you.

Hraddon brandishes his fists defiantly.

You ask Hraddon, "I am enemied, wanna go get em?"

Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage says, "Sure."

You nod your head emphatically.

Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage asks, "Wait around?"

You say, "I'll make sure he stays here."

"Ok!" Hraddon exclaims.

You nod your head emphatically.

The krokani cook says, "Cook not want puny city cats."

Hraddon peers about himself unscrupulously.

You ponder for a moment and say "Hrm..."

Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage asks, "What do you want then?"

You exclaim, "He wants yer tender love, son!"

You cough softly.

You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.

The krokani cook says, "Big furry Aslaran cats."

Hraddon peers at the krokani cook unscrupulously.
The krokani cook peers at Hraddon with his single eye.

Hraddon peers at a metal cooking pot unscrupulously.

The krokani cook says, "Yus Indeedy! Tender love."

The krokani cook gives Hraddon a friendly cuddle.

Hraddon blinks.

Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage says, "Cuddle me again and you're gonna taste cosmic fire."

You say to the krokani cook, "I'll spare yer life under one condition."

Hraddon mutters discontentedly.

The krokani cook tilts his head and listens intently.

You say to the krokani cook, "Make sure my son gives me lots of grandkids."

Hraddon blinks.

Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage exclaims, "Mom!"

The krokani cook exclaims, "Yus'em!"

The krokani cook tosses a chunk of unrecognisable meat into the stew.

The krokani cook takes Hraddon by the hand, draws him into him, and whispers, "I love you, Hraddon."

Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage says, "I'm not a sex machine."

"What the...?" says Hraddon, looking puzzled.

You smile with a wink and say, "I should probably get going..."

Hraddon shouts "Oi!" at the top of his voice.

Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage says, "That's it."

Hraddon follows you north.
Dining rooms.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water.
You see exits leading southeast and south (open door).

Your location is too full of life to perform that spell.

Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage says, "Taste cosmic fire."

Hraddon leaves to the south.

Bending low, the krokani cook creeps in from the south.

You blink.

Hraddon arrives from the south.

"Tsk, tsk," you say as you waggle a finger and scold the world in general.

Twirling his wooden spoon between his fingers, the krokani cook leaves to the south.

Hraddon leaves to the south.

The krokani cook yells, "No kill! No kill!"

Your location is too full of life to perform that spell.

Bending low, the krokani cook creeps in from the south.

Thick, oily smoke pours out of your mouth and creates an ankle-deep carpet of seething black fog. As the smoke is soaked into the ground, the area turns putrid and foul. This location is now tainted.

You have recovered equilibrium.

Twirling his wooden spoon between his fingers, the krokani cook leaves to the south.

Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage yells, "Then stop loving me."

You face south and sharply clap your hands together, the sound of which is like two bricks being slammed against each other.
The earth erupts and pushes up a massive wall of stone.

You have recovered equilibrium.

You yell, "Make babies!"

Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage yells, "Cook dead."

Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage yells, "Now I'm happy."

You begin to tumble agilely to the south.

You tumble out of the room.
Kitchens.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. A large metal cooking pot dangles above the fire here. A white marble gravestone stands vigil here, memorializing the death of some poor soul. A large wall of stone stands here, blocking passage to the
north. Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage is here.
You see a single exit leading north (open door).

You frown and say, "Noooooooo."

"What?" Hraddon asks curiously.

You exclaim, "He was supposed to make babies with you!"

As horrible thoughts fill your mind, you begin to sob uncontrollably.

Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage says, "Mom."

Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage says, "He's a guy..."

You tilt your head curiously.

You say, "So?"

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage exclaims, "I can make freaking babies with a guy!"

You say, "Let's offer his corpse."

Hraddon flaps his arms madly.

Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage says, "Good."

Hraddon searches the air in front of him, then tugs upon an invisible strand of force.

You begin to follow Hraddon.

You follow Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage ether to centre of the Necropolis.

You ask, "Wait.... was the cook female?"

Acolyte Kalas Hraddon, Savant of Rage says, "No idea."

Okay... made a mispell there...
No one please tease me?

In case anyone missed it...



THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR ENGLISH! THAT MEANS YOU TOO *name removed by request*!

You can make babies with men? Wow, I'm impressed!

People do it all the time.

I saw the error too!
tsk tsk tsk!

He meant men making babies with other men. If someone accomplishes this please let me know.

I love it when things like this happen, it makes the whole game far more enjoyable when you get to interact with denizens .

I completely forgot something. If you get past level 70 without also having a gem of cloaking, you are summarily booted from the family and killed back to newtons for your infidel shortcomings.

Enjoy your hunting, Hraddon.

Do in-laws count?

I hope not..

I have to thank the admin who did this for not shouting, cause when Reiha was trying to kill that pilgrim a while back they shouted and she ended up getting ambushed and killed

And Ildaudid didn't get his cloak until he was 74... wonder why he wasn't booted, that slacker

And I'm, you know, never getting one.

Here's the part that was missed, taken from Lightzout's log - and I know you edited your mean comments to your mother beforehand!


You give the corpse of a krokani guard to Surtami, an aslaran warrior-woman.

Your karma rises in response to your deeds.

Surtami, an aslaran warrior-woman says, "One fewer krokani walks this world. It
can only be a good thing."
Surtami, an aslaran warrior-woman hands you some gold.

You put 100 gold sovereigns in a canvas backpack.

You doff the hood of a set of blackened leather robes cordially.

***moving and fighting spam***

Tears fill An aslaran warrior's eyes and begin to slowly run down his face.

***fighting spam***

An aslaran warrior exclaims, "Please don't kill me!"

The final blow proves too much for an aslaran warrior, who expires, pitifully.
You have slain an aslaran warrior.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of an aslaran warrior.

You say, "I'll kill you as well."

You allow an infinitesimally small mote of cosmic fire to manifest and direct it
at an aslaran warrior. Cosmic fire blasts forth, dissolving his flesh in a
sparkling current of energy.
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
The final blow proves too much for an aslaran warrior, who expires, pitifully.
You have slain an aslaran warrior.
Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of an aslaran warrior.

***movment spam***

A lavishly furnished tent.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. A female aslaran
stands proudly here.
You see a single exit leading out.

You say, "Die."

***fighting and movment spam***

Apprentice Kalas Reiha, Wrath of Brom yells, "I love you you love me we're one
happy family!!"

You tell Apprentice Kalas Reiha, Wrath of Brom, "Mom?!?!"

Apprentice Kalas Reiha, Wrath of Brom yells, "Son?!"
(Lightzout: At this point, I thought Reiha is playing with me through Illusions, I'm wrong)

You yell, "Mom, stop scaring your son."

***fighting and moving spam - and this is where Reiha was being told by the aslarans "You'll pay for this" then they were promptly killed. The pilgrim said something along the lines of, "Phew, I thought that aslaran was going to kill me..." to Reiha. Who doesn't like talking pilgrims.***

A mugwump pilgrim yells, "EEK!! Reiha's attacking me! Flee! Flee!"

Apprentice Kalas Reiha, Wrath of Brom yells, "Lies and slander!"

You yell, "What the..."

A mugwump pilgrim yells, "Help Help Help!!"

Apprentice Kalas Reiha, Wrath of Brom yells, "Silly people."

***fighting spam***

You yell, "Dead?."

A mugwump pilgrim yells, "Help me!! Aieee!"

Apprentice Kalas Reiha, Wrath of Brom yells, "I ain't touching it!"

You yell, "Lemme kill it..."

Apprentice Kalas Reiha, Wrath of Brom yells, "And did you tell me to shut up?!"

You allow an infinitesimally small mote of cosmic fire to manifest and direct it
at a mugwump pilgrim. Cosmic fire blasts forth, dissolving his flesh in a
sparkling current of energy.
Continuing his journey, a mugwump pilgrim trudges off to the southwest.

***mugwump pilgrim abuse***

You yell, "No."

You allow an infinitesimally small mote of cosmic fire to manifest and direct it
at a mugwump pilgrim. Cosmic fire blasts forth, dissolving his flesh in a
sparkling current of energy.
The final blow proves too much for a mugwump pilgrim, who expires, pitifully.
You have slain a mugwump pilgrim.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a mugwump pilgrim.

Apprentice Kalas Reiha, Wrath of Brom yells, "C'mere, pilgrim!"

You yell, "I'm asking you to shut the pilgrim up."

You yell, "Dead."

You yell, "Killed it."

***movement spam***

Apprentice Kalas Reiha, Wrath of Brom yells, "Thanks son!"

You yell, "Wait a minute... it's one of my kind."

You yell, "Nooooo."

You flap your arms madly.

Apprentice Kalas Reiha, Wrath of Brom says, "Let's kill Surtami until they shut
up."

***Stuff you guys already read***

***At the Krokani Tower where Hraddon meets his soul mate***

You say, "Taste cosmic fire."

abjure cosmicfire krokani
You allow an infinitesimally small mote of cosmic fire to manifest and direct it
at the krokani cook. Cosmic fire blasts forth, dissolving his flesh in a
sparkling current of energy.

Twirling his wooden spoon between his fingers, the krokani cook leaves to the
north.

You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.

Dining rooms.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The krokani cook
looms here, clutching a meat cleaver and a wooden spoon. Apprentice Kalas Reiha,
Wrath of Brom is here, shrouded. She wields a glowing powerstone in her left
hand and a twisted staff in her right.
You see exits leading southeast and south (open door).

"Tsk, tsk," Reiha says as she waggles a finger and scolds the world.

Twirling his wooden spoon between his fingers, the krokani cook leaves to the
south.

Kitchens.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. A large metal cooking pot
dangles above the fire here. A white marble gravestone stands vigil here,
memorializing the death of some poor soul. The krokani cook looms here,
clutching a meat cleaver and a wooden spoon.
You see a single exit leading north (open door).
2680h, 4145m, 3100e, 10p ex-

The krokani cook batters you with an overhead blow.

***fighting spam***

You see the krokani cook yell, "No kill! No kill!"

You say, "Stay."

Twirling his wooden spoon between his fingers, the krokani cook leaves to the
north.

Bending low, the krokani cook creeps in from the north.

You yell, "Then stop loving me."

The krokani cook batters you with an overhead blow.

***more fighting spam***

Apprentice Kalas Reiha, Wrath of Brom yells, "Make babies!"

The krokani cook says, "Cook heart broken."

You allow an infinitesimally small mote of cosmic fire to manifest and direct it
at the krokani cook. Cosmic fire blasts forth, dissolving his flesh in a
sparkling current of energy.

Tears fill The krokani cook's eyes and begin to slowly run down his face.

You say, "So am I."

The krokani cook batters you with an overhead blow.

The krokani cook mutters and pokes his index finger towards you and makes a
hooking gesture. Invisible energies slam against you, ripping apart your magical
shield of protection.

The krokani cook says, "Cook love Hraddon always."

You allow an infinitesimally small mote of cosmic fire to manifest and direct it
at the krokani cook. Cosmic fire blasts forth, dissolving his flesh in a
sparkling current of energy.
The final blow proves too much for the krokani cook, who expires, pitifully.
You have slain the krokani cook.
Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of the krokani cook.

You say, "Sheesh..."

You yell, "Cook dead."

You yell, "Now I'm happy."


Lightzout: Thanks to the divine for animating the Denizens, was worth the laugh

And I love my IG family