We Didn't Free Kethuru!

by Tekora

Back to Chronicles of the Basin.

Tekora2006-10-04 18:55:20
Well, about 3 days of work has produced this little project. Corny? Yes. Waste of time? Maybe. Had fun doing it? Kind of.


QUOTE
*We didn't free Kethuru*

(Sung to the tune of 'We didn't start the fire - By Billy Joel)

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*Intro Rift*

Fulcrux, Lisaera, New Celest raised the Star
Magnagorans do the same, with the Necromentate

Nexus War, Gorgulu, Tainted Little Fae Girl
New Celest and Magnagora, at each other's throats.

Skarch Desert Nomads, raise the node at Gaudiguch
Mesa Compound does the same, Crow returns to Glomdoring

Terentia, Daevos, Gorgulu back on the scene
White Hart kills Crow, Tainted Fae goodbye

*CHORUS*
We didn't free Kethuru
He was always lurking
Since Avechna beat him
We didn't free Kethuru
No we didn't free him
But we tried to seal him

Trader Bob, Oleanvir, Hajamin and Viravain
Dreamweaving, Ladantine, Viravain Catastrophe

Faethorn, Rowena, Shadow Faelings, Titan
Glomdoring reborn, Shallach and the Urlach's Horn

Shanthmark, Paavik, Blacktalon, Demigod
Shikari, Gorgogs, Weapon Specializations

Psionics, Eroee, Tigers, Ecology
Hunting, Tracking, Return of Isune

*CHORUS*

Seirode, Elcyrion, Justice Pillars, Virasune
Wyrdling of Glomdoring, "We're not Tainted anymore!"

Astral Insanity, Crow demands devotion
World Library opening, Roark's past rears it's ugly head

Fae wedding, Jeitara, Empress Kebira
Injured Scholar, Ghost Wolves, Valley of Verasavir

Elcyrion, Lacostian, Raezon and Xyl's sphere
Fain and Terentia, Hajamin and the Soulless(?)

*CHORUS*

Super gnomes and Aetherships, Silent Cathedral
Hartstone, Spirits, Halls of the Ancestors

Hotel at Syrinx Plaza, Song of Ail'Fae Runia
New Shrines, Deepbonds, Taurians and Igasho

Dark Spirits, Hartstone, Serenwilde's burning down!
White Hart and Charune, what else do I have to say?

*CHORUS*

Magnagora's twisted past, Dark Spirits, back again
Lyreth, Dramatics, Debating still sucks!

Marani Veloske, Shallamurine Cathedral
Hajamin is back again... wait, no that's not really Him!

Morgfyre reveals himself, promptly gets his arse kicked
Glomdoring is dying, Sacrifice of Viravain

Stop kidnapping Fae! (Ok!), Stop killing Angels! (No!)
Seren and Celest War, I can't take it anymore

*END CHORUS*
Shamarah2006-10-04 19:15:22
I knew this was a "We Didn't Start the Fire" parody without even clicking on the topic.
Noola2006-10-04 19:19:10
That's AWESOME!
Unknown2006-10-04 20:16:18
What's Seirode? I feel like a noob now, that's the only thing I didn't recognise from these (amazing) lyrics.
Tekora2006-10-04 20:27:16
Mount Seirode. Elcyrion appearance event.
Abethor2006-10-04 20:36:30
QUOTE(Shamarah @ Oct 4 2006, 02:15 PM) 338628

I knew this was a "We Didn't Start the Fire" parody without even clicking on the topic.

Me too! I know all of the words to that song by heart....testament to my 9th grade Global Studies Honors class.
Unknown2006-10-04 22:54:23
Nice.
Vix2006-10-04 23:17:57
QUOTE(Abethor @ Oct 4 2006, 03:36 PM) 338668

Me too! I know all of the words to that song by heart....testament to my 9th grade Global Studies Honors class.

...my 9th grade teacher did it too. dry.gif
Ista2006-10-07 08:39:02
QUOTE(Abethor @ Oct 4 2006, 02:36 PM) 338668

Me too! I know all of the words to that song by heart....testament to my 9th grade Global Studies Honors class.

It was my sixth grade teacher who did it to us. Ever since that fateful class, I can pretty much recall it from nothing.

That, and the old navy performance fleece. This girl kept singing it over and over.
Tekora2006-10-08 20:01:24
A question for those in charge. If I were to submit a parody like this as a Bardic, would it be acceptable?