I was REALLY bored. Did this over a few days.
AB ORLY O RLY
Syntax: OWLCALL ORLY
Damage Type: 100% Psychic
Damage Source: Magical
This, the most basic of the owls, will damage your opponent's eardrums with its painful screech.
Staring at Ashteru with intense eyes, you shout, "O RLY?"
Shamarah stares at you with piercing eyes and shouts, "O RLY?" The cry pierces your eardrums and penetrates your brain.
You can bear the owlish cries no longer, and collapse, your mind melted by the sonic force.
AB ORLY YA RLY
Syntax: OWLCALL YARLY
This owl will invoke your own self-affirmation, healing you slightly.
Adopting a determined look, you exclaim, "YA RLY!" Your wounds close up with the power of your egotistical self-affirmation.
AB ORLY PLEASE
Syntax: OWLCALL PLEASE
Using this owl will increase your effectiveness at begging attacks.
You gaze innocently at the world around you, while cooing, "Pleeease?"
AB ORLY NO THX
Syntax: OWLCALL NOTHX
With the power of scorn, you can increase your resistance to summon attempts against you.
Arching an eyebrow dismissively, you exclaim, "NO THX!"
AB ORLY I LOL'D
Syntax: OWLCALL ILOLD
Power: 1 (YTMND)
Mocking the feeble attempts of your opponent to harm you will undo these very attempts; the last hostile non-power action performed against you will be undone.
AB ORLY KTHXBYE
Syntax: OWLCALL KTHXBYE
If you are outdoors and unhindered, you can use a parting shot to shoot yourself away from your current location off to safety.
Shamarah exclaims, "KTHXBYE!" before swooping off into the air and vanishing into the sky far above.
AB ORLY GTFO
Syntax: OWLCALL GTFO
Power: 2 (YTMND)
A dismissive shout will eject all your enemies from your location.
Shamarah raises himself on freakishly huge legs and shouts, "GTFO!" You are irresistably flung about by the amazing force of his will!
AB ORLY GIVE ME COOKIES
Syntax: OWLCALL GIVEMECOOKIES
Using this call will summon mystical owl-cookies, which will appear in your inventory for you to eat. Eating all of these cookies will restore you to fully satiated status.
AB ORLY SHHH
Syntax: OWLCALL SHHH
You may boggle your opponent's mind with a maddening whisper of quietude. Afflictions that can be given via this attack are: stupidity, confusion, anorexia, hallucinations, impatience, hypersomnia, narcolepsy, hypochondria, vapors.
Staring at you intently, Shamarah whispers, "Shhh!" Your mind boggles and warps from the maddening whisper.
AB ORLY COOLER THAN U
Syntax: OWLCALL COOLERTHANU
Power: 5 (YTMND)
Invoking this owl will engage you in a contest of style with your opponent. A random divine will be forcibly summoned down to play judge. Strut your stuff and display your most pimpin' clothing to the divine to be declared the winner! The loser will be stunned with shock for 5 seconds. During the style contest, neither of you may attack, be attacked, or move.
Shamarah challenges you to a contest of style! Spotlights spring from the ground and an announcer appears out of nowhere.
(Continuing this log is left as an exercise for the reader.)
AB ORLY WTF
Syntax: OWLCALL WTF
Power: 1 (YTMND)
This will bedazzle your opponent with confusion, effectively transfixing them. Since it is through mental boggling that the transfixion comes about, blindness does not stop this ability.
Shamarah gazes at you and shouts, "WTF?" His confusion passes to you, and you become transfixed in your confusion.
AB ORLY DoubleCall
Syntax: DOUBLECALL WITH AND
Power: 1 (YTMND)
This will enable you to use two owl calls simultaneously. The same call can be used twice, if you so desire.
AB ORLY BORING
Syntax: OWLCALL BORING
This will instantly strip a target's insomnia, if it is up, and put them to sleep. If they are awake but with no insomnia, it will put them to sleep and strip kafe. If they are asleep, it will strip kafe and do damage without waking them.
"BORING!" Shamarah yells at you. You find yourself growing more and more bored until you suddenly fall asleep!
"BORING!" Shamarah yells at you. Tears leak from your sleeping eyes as the boredom infests your very soul.
AB ORLY LOLDEAD
Syntax: OWLCALL LOLDEAD
Laughing at a dead body will cause it to decay to a skeleton.
Laughing shrilly at the corpse of Nejii, Shamarah screams, "LOLDEAD!" The corpse quickly decays into a pile of bones.
Lollers, the skeleton of Nejii is here, what a noob. He's dead, obv.
AB ORLY HAHAHA, HA
Syntax: OWLCALL HAHAHA,HA
A mocking, annoying cry will wither an opponent's body, inflicting a physical affliction of your choice. Afflictions usable with this are: paralysis, llegtendon, rlegtendon, weakness, rigormortis, throatlock, asthma, slickness, sensitivity.
Shamarah stares at you piercingly and laughs mockingly at you. Your body convulses in spasms as a physical affliction overtakes you from the horrendous laughter.
AB ORLY R U TRIPPIN
Syntax: OWLCALL RUTRIPPIN
This will allow you to see the afflicted status of your target, as well as whether they are drunk or high on cactus weed.
Shamarah tilts his head towards you and inquires, "R U TRIPPIN?"
You tilt your head towards Acrune and inquire, "R U TRIPPIN?"
Acrune is:
unnaturally stupid.
He is slightly tipsy.
He is tripping hard.
AB ORLY NT RLY
Syntax: OWLCALL NTRLY
Power: 5 (YTMND)
For the next ten hostile actions that hit you, you have a 50% chance to cry, "NT RLY!" and negate the action.
As you move to strike Shamarah, he yells, "NT RLY!" Your weapon vanishes and returns to your hand!
Shamarah opens his mouth to shout as you move to attack him, but you slam your hand over his mouth to prevent him.
AB ORLY OMG
Syntax: OWLCALL OMG
This will slow your opponent down, giving them the curse of the aeon.
Shamarah gazes at you with wide eyes and shouts, "OMG!" Your movement through time is slowed in your shared amazement.
AB ORLY MY BAD
Syntax: OWLCALL MYBAD
Power: 10 (YTMND)
If you were in the room when the target died, they will be instantly resurrected. This does not require a corpse or soul.
Smiling happily, Shamarah says, "MY BAD". The living, breathing body of Forren is deposited on the ground by an owl.
AB ORLY PECK YOU
Syntax: OWLCALL DONTMAKEMEPECKYOU
Power: 3 (YTMND)
Cause absolute terror in your target, giving them uncurable fear for 30 seconds as well as the omniphobia affliction.
"DON'T MAKE ME PECK YOU!" exclaims Shamarah, gazing at you with utter and terrible wrath in his eyes. An overwhelming panic of a pecking overtakes you instantly.
AB ORLY COME AGIN
Syntax: OWLCALL RECALLMARK
OWLCALL COMEAGIN
You may mark a target in the room with you with the Recall Mark. Once this is done, you may summon the target to you with Come Agin, and they will appear in your location and the mark will vanish. This is not stopped by monolith sigils.
Shamarah taps your forehead, and the mark of the fearsome white O RLY? owl appears on it suddenly. How you can see your forehead to know this is happening is left as an exercise in the imagination for you.
The image of a staring owl appears before you and exclaims, "COME AGIN?" You feel the world shift beneath you as the power of the owl summons you.
AB ORLY EMO
Syntax: OWLCALL EMO
Exposing the inner pain deep within your tormented soul will give you resistance to physical, fire, cold, and electrical damage, for your body is but a meager shell of the soul within. However, you will be especially vulnerable to psychic and magic attacks against your opened mind, and you will at times be unable to resist the impulse to slice your wrists with razor blades.
You rapidly apply white makeup, greasy hair, and other emo stylings to yourself as you expose the pain deep within your tormented soul.
Shamarah applies white makeup to his face and begins to hunch leeringly, adjusting himself to look emo. What an idiot.
The pulsing veins in your wrists suddenly catch your eye. Unable to resist your impulse, you whip razor blades out of midair and slice up yourself.
You bleed 150 health.
In a sudden revelation of your own stupidity, you wash the makeup off your face, de-emotizing yourself.
AB ORLY OWLFORM
Syntax: OWLCALL OWLFORM
Power: 10 (YTMND)
Embracing the spirit of the O RLY? owl will allow you to take on the physical manifestation of the owl spirit. This will grant you the following abilities:
-Flight (FLY and LAND)
-DoubleCall costs no power
-OMG ignores the quicksilver defense
-+1 intelligence
-+1 constitution
Shamarah spreads his arms wide, and the air around him shimmers with mystical power. The image of a snowy-white owl appears, and the infamous shout, "O RLY?" echoes across the area before the owl merges with his body and he grows feathers.
The shout of the Great Spirit Owl calling, "O RLY?" echoes across the area, heralding terror to those who would oppose YTMND.
AB ORLY NO WAI
Syntax: OWLCALL NOWAI
Power: 5 (YTMND)
If your target is in a weakened state - either at half their health or with two or more physical afflictions and two or more mental afflictions, you may kill him instantly.
The feathers on the crown of Shamarah's head fly back as he opens his mouth and screams, "NO WAI!" You scream as your weakened body is ripped into a million pieces by the ultimate power of the owl.
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O RLYÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Damage your opponent with a shrill cry.
YA RLYÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Heal yourself with the power of self-affirmation.
PLEASEÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Increase the effect of your charity ego attacks.
NO THXÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Resist summons with an arched eyebrow.
I LOL'DÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Undo hostile actions with the power of scorn.
KTHXBYEÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Dismissively end a fight.
GTFOÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Eject your foes with a powerful yell.
GIVE ME COOKIES Summon cookies to nourish you.
SHHHÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â A slight whisper causes afflictions of the mind.
COOLER THAN UÂ Â Compare your style to another's.
WTFÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Perplex your foe.
DoubleCall      Utilize two owl calls at once.
BORINGÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Bore your opponent to tears.
LOLDEADÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Decay corpses with your scorn.
HAHAHA, HAÂ Â Â Â Â Â A shrieking laugh induces afflictions of the body.
R U TRIPPINÂ Â Â Â Observe the physical state of another.
NT RLYÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Protect yourself from attacks.
OMGÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Slow your opponents with amazement.
MY BAD :)Â Â Â Â Â Â Take responsibility for the deaths of your allies.
PECK YOUÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â The threat of a pecking induces absolute terror.
COME AGINÂ Â Â Â Â Â Call back a cowardly foe.
EMOÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Protect yourself at the cost of your mind and blood.
OwlForm        Take on the form of the mighty owl.
NO WAIÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Shock a weakened foe to death.
YA RLYÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Heal yourself with the power of self-affirmation.
PLEASEÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Increase the effect of your charity ego attacks.
NO THXÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Resist summons with an arched eyebrow.
I LOL'DÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Undo hostile actions with the power of scorn.
KTHXBYEÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Dismissively end a fight.
GTFOÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Eject your foes with a powerful yell.
GIVE ME COOKIES Summon cookies to nourish you.
SHHHÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â A slight whisper causes afflictions of the mind.
COOLER THAN UÂ Â Compare your style to another's.
WTFÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Perplex your foe.
DoubleCall      Utilize two owl calls at once.
BORINGÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Bore your opponent to tears.
LOLDEADÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Decay corpses with your scorn.
HAHAHA, HAÂ Â Â Â Â Â A shrieking laugh induces afflictions of the body.
R U TRIPPINÂ Â Â Â Observe the physical state of another.
NT RLYÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Protect yourself from attacks.
OMGÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Slow your opponents with amazement.
MY BAD :)Â Â Â Â Â Â Take responsibility for the deaths of your allies.
PECK YOUÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â The threat of a pecking induces absolute terror.
COME AGINÂ Â Â Â Â Â Call back a cowardly foe.
EMOÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Protect yourself at the cost of your mind and blood.
OwlForm        Take on the form of the mighty owl.
NO WAIÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Shock a weakened foe to death.
AB ORLY O RLY
Syntax: OWLCALL ORLY
Damage Type: 100% Psychic
Damage Source: Magical
This, the most basic of the owls, will damage your opponent's eardrums with its painful screech.
Staring at Ashteru with intense eyes, you shout, "O RLY?"
Shamarah stares at you with piercing eyes and shouts, "O RLY?" The cry pierces your eardrums and penetrates your brain.
You can bear the owlish cries no longer, and collapse, your mind melted by the sonic force.
AB ORLY YA RLY
Syntax: OWLCALL YARLY
This owl will invoke your own self-affirmation, healing you slightly.
Adopting a determined look, you exclaim, "YA RLY!" Your wounds close up with the power of your egotistical self-affirmation.
AB ORLY PLEASE
Syntax: OWLCALL PLEASE
Using this owl will increase your effectiveness at begging attacks.
You gaze innocently at the world around you, while cooing, "Pleeease?"
AB ORLY NO THX
Syntax: OWLCALL NOTHX
With the power of scorn, you can increase your resistance to summon attempts against you.
Arching an eyebrow dismissively, you exclaim, "NO THX!"
AB ORLY I LOL'D
Syntax: OWLCALL ILOLD
Power: 1 (YTMND)
Mocking the feeble attempts of your opponent to harm you will undo these very attempts; the last hostile non-power action performed against you will be undone.
AB ORLY KTHXBYE
Syntax: OWLCALL KTHXBYE
If you are outdoors and unhindered, you can use a parting shot to shoot yourself away from your current location off to safety.
Shamarah exclaims, "KTHXBYE!" before swooping off into the air and vanishing into the sky far above.
AB ORLY GTFO
Syntax: OWLCALL GTFO
Power: 2 (YTMND)
A dismissive shout will eject all your enemies from your location.
Shamarah raises himself on freakishly huge legs and shouts, "GTFO!" You are irresistably flung about by the amazing force of his will!
AB ORLY GIVE ME COOKIES
Syntax: OWLCALL GIVEMECOOKIES
Using this call will summon mystical owl-cookies, which will appear in your inventory for you to eat. Eating all of these cookies will restore you to fully satiated status.
AB ORLY SHHH
Syntax: OWLCALL SHHH
You may boggle your opponent's mind with a maddening whisper of quietude. Afflictions that can be given via this attack are: stupidity, confusion, anorexia, hallucinations, impatience, hypersomnia, narcolepsy, hypochondria, vapors.
Staring at you intently, Shamarah whispers, "Shhh!" Your mind boggles and warps from the maddening whisper.
AB ORLY COOLER THAN U
Syntax: OWLCALL COOLERTHANU
Power: 5 (YTMND)
Invoking this owl will engage you in a contest of style with your opponent. A random divine will be forcibly summoned down to play judge. Strut your stuff and display your most pimpin' clothing to the divine to be declared the winner! The loser will be stunned with shock for 5 seconds. During the style contest, neither of you may attack, be attacked, or move.
Shamarah challenges you to a contest of style! Spotlights spring from the ground and an announcer appears out of nowhere.
(Continuing this log is left as an exercise for the reader.)
AB ORLY WTF
Syntax: OWLCALL WTF
Power: 1 (YTMND)
This will bedazzle your opponent with confusion, effectively transfixing them. Since it is through mental boggling that the transfixion comes about, blindness does not stop this ability.
Shamarah gazes at you and shouts, "WTF?" His confusion passes to you, and you become transfixed in your confusion.
AB ORLY DoubleCall
Syntax: DOUBLECALL
Power: 1 (YTMND)
This will enable you to use two owl calls simultaneously. The same call can be used twice, if you so desire.
AB ORLY BORING
Syntax: OWLCALL BORING
This will instantly strip a target's insomnia, if it is up, and put them to sleep. If they are awake but with no insomnia, it will put them to sleep and strip kafe. If they are asleep, it will strip kafe and do damage without waking them.
"BORING!" Shamarah yells at you. You find yourself growing more and more bored until you suddenly fall asleep!
"BORING!" Shamarah yells at you. Tears leak from your sleeping eyes as the boredom infests your very soul.
AB ORLY LOLDEAD
Syntax: OWLCALL LOLDEAD
Laughing at a dead body will cause it to decay to a skeleton.
Laughing shrilly at the corpse of Nejii, Shamarah screams, "LOLDEAD!" The corpse quickly decays into a pile of bones.
Lollers, the skeleton of Nejii is here, what a noob. He's dead, obv.
AB ORLY HAHAHA, HA
Syntax: OWLCALL HAHAHA,HA
A mocking, annoying cry will wither an opponent's body, inflicting a physical affliction of your choice. Afflictions usable with this are: paralysis, llegtendon, rlegtendon, weakness, rigormortis, throatlock, asthma, slickness, sensitivity.
Shamarah stares at you piercingly and laughs mockingly at you. Your body convulses in spasms as a physical affliction overtakes you from the horrendous laughter.
AB ORLY R U TRIPPIN
Syntax: OWLCALL RUTRIPPIN
This will allow you to see the afflicted status of your target, as well as whether they are drunk or high on cactus weed.
Shamarah tilts his head towards you and inquires, "R U TRIPPIN?"
You tilt your head towards Acrune and inquire, "R U TRIPPIN?"
Acrune is:
unnaturally stupid.
He is slightly tipsy.
He is tripping hard.
AB ORLY NT RLY
Syntax: OWLCALL NTRLY
Power: 5 (YTMND)
For the next ten hostile actions that hit you, you have a 50% chance to cry, "NT RLY!" and negate the action.
As you move to strike Shamarah, he yells, "NT RLY!" Your weapon vanishes and returns to your hand!
Shamarah opens his mouth to shout as you move to attack him, but you slam your hand over his mouth to prevent him.
AB ORLY OMG
Syntax: OWLCALL OMG
This will slow your opponent down, giving them the curse of the aeon.
Shamarah gazes at you with wide eyes and shouts, "OMG!" Your movement through time is slowed in your shared amazement.
AB ORLY MY BAD
Syntax: OWLCALL MYBAD
Power: 10 (YTMND)
If you were in the room when the target died, they will be instantly resurrected. This does not require a corpse or soul.
Smiling happily, Shamarah says, "MY BAD
". The living, breathing body of Forren is deposited on the ground by an owl.AB ORLY PECK YOU
Syntax: OWLCALL DONTMAKEMEPECKYOU
Power: 3 (YTMND)
Cause absolute terror in your target, giving them uncurable fear for 30 seconds as well as the omniphobia affliction.
"DON'T MAKE ME PECK YOU!" exclaims Shamarah, gazing at you with utter and terrible wrath in his eyes. An overwhelming panic of a pecking overtakes you instantly.
AB ORLY COME AGIN
Syntax: OWLCALL RECALLMARK
OWLCALL COMEAGIN
You may mark a target in the room with you with the Recall Mark. Once this is done, you may summon the target to you with Come Agin, and they will appear in your location and the mark will vanish. This is not stopped by monolith sigils.
Shamarah taps your forehead, and the mark of the fearsome white O RLY? owl appears on it suddenly. How you can see your forehead to know this is happening is left as an exercise in the imagination for you.
The image of a staring owl appears before you and exclaims, "COME AGIN?" You feel the world shift beneath you as the power of the owl summons you.
AB ORLY EMO
Syntax: OWLCALL EMO
Exposing the inner pain deep within your tormented soul will give you resistance to physical, fire, cold, and electrical damage, for your body is but a meager shell of the soul within. However, you will be especially vulnerable to psychic and magic attacks against your opened mind, and you will at times be unable to resist the impulse to slice your wrists with razor blades.
You rapidly apply white makeup, greasy hair, and other emo stylings to yourself as you expose the pain deep within your tormented soul.
Shamarah applies white makeup to his face and begins to hunch leeringly, adjusting himself to look emo. What an idiot.
The pulsing veins in your wrists suddenly catch your eye. Unable to resist your impulse, you whip razor blades out of midair and slice up yourself.
You bleed 150 health.
In a sudden revelation of your own stupidity, you wash the makeup off your face, de-emotizing yourself.
AB ORLY OWLFORM
Syntax: OWLCALL OWLFORM
Power: 10 (YTMND)
Embracing the spirit of the O RLY? owl will allow you to take on the physical manifestation of the owl spirit. This will grant you the following abilities:
-Flight (FLY and LAND)
-DoubleCall costs no power
-OMG ignores the quicksilver defense
-+1 intelligence
-+1 constitution
Shamarah spreads his arms wide, and the air around him shimmers with mystical power. The image of a snowy-white owl appears, and the infamous shout, "O RLY?" echoes across the area before the owl merges with his body and he grows feathers.
The shout of the Great Spirit Owl calling, "O RLY?" echoes across the area, heralding terror to those who would oppose YTMND.
AB ORLY NO WAI
Syntax: OWLCALL NOWAI
Power: 5 (YTMND)
If your target is in a weakened state - either at half their health or with two or more physical afflictions and two or more mental afflictions, you may kill him instantly.
The feathers on the crown of Shamarah's head fly back as he opens his mouth and screams, "NO WAI!" You scream as your weakened body is ripped into a million pieces by the ultimate power of the owl.
Did you have to make so many threads? 
Oops.
I thought it kept not going through (I kept checking the main page and it wasn't there), guess the server was just processing it
Someone delete the extras.
I thought it kept not going through (I kept checking the main page and it wasn't there), guess the server was just processing it
Someone delete the extras.
QUOTE(Shamarah @ Oct 5 2006, 11:32 PM) 339164
Staring at Ashteru with intense eyes, you shout, "O RLY?"
Shamarah stares at you with piercing eyes and shouts, "O RLY?" The cry pierces your eardrums and penetrates your brain.
You can bear the owlish cries no longer, and collapse, your mind melted by the sonic force.
Griefer.
ENOUGH WITH THE 
ING OWLS ALREADY!!!
ING OWLS ALREADY!!!Shamara, stop listenin to the Dead and smoking , you have way too much time on your hands.
, you have way too much time on your hands.This skillset is so overpowered...
Sorry, I had to try, just once..Shamarah this is all your fault.
Sorry, I had to try, just once..Shamarah this is all your fault.
On the website its 'bye'
It is indeed you that fails.
It is indeed you that fails.
I object! PLEASE should be PLS or PLZ, obviously.
QUOTE(Veonira @ Oct 5 2006, 10:26 PM) 339280
How long did it take you to write all of that?
Actually not all that long.
QUOTE(Athana @ Oct 5 2006, 10:39 PM) 339293
This skillset is so overpowered...
