Yeah...I was hunting cows and getting pilgrims, going around the basin, accidentally walk into Mag, BAM! Shriveled leg, entangled, stupidity, recklessness, hypochondria, impatience, paralysis, hallucinations... Any way to cope? What's the cure to impatience? This is perhaps my stupidest Lusty moment ever. And people thought I was attacking Mag...

The cure to impatience is smoking coltsfoot.

Shrivelled leg wasn't actually an affliction, it was from the hypochondria.

Basically, smoke coltsfoot, eat pennyroyal, focus body, and if you're not dead, run out and eat the rest of the appropriate cures. You're probably dead though.

If you have no pipe lit, you are quite screwed, unfortunately, since you can't light a pipe while paralysed, and can't cure paralysis without curing impatience, and can't cure impatience without smoking.

You can sip allheale and hope it helps, I think.

Yeah, and afterwards, some people were running after me, yeah...Basically, I was screwed.

I'm pretty sure you can LIGHT a pipe while paralysed, you just can't put stuff in it.

Yeah, you can light pipes while paralysed.

That's a recent change then.. cause that's what used to make Paralysis + Impatience a nice soft-lock.

I'm pretty sure it was never a softlock. You always used to have anorexia and asthma too.

Statues can't give asthma or anorexia.

You could never get softlocked off a statue unless you forgot to put herbs in your pipe.

EDIT: I'm not CERTAIN of the above. But pretty sure. And I have NEVER been locked off a statue, and I only got focus mind and artifact pipes in the last couple of months.