Wired asked several SF writers to write very short six-word stories: http://wired.com/wired/archive/14.11/sixwords.html

Some of them are absolutely brilliant:

Automobile warranty expires. So does engine.
- Stan Lee

Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time
- Alan Moore

Yeah, brilliant haikus, not stories...

God to Earth: “Cry more, noobs!”
- Marc Laidlaw

Help! Trapped in a text adventure!
- Marc Laidlaw

Bush told the truth. Hell froze.
- William Gibson

Will this do (lazy writer asked)?
- Ken MacLeod

Epitaph: Foolish humans, never escaped Earth.
- Vernor Vinge

These are awesome. And they aren't haikus, they are in fact stories.

Bad contest: phrases are not stories.
- me

Thinking before posting is a virtue.

Virtuous man. Richter talks in facts

Doorbell rang. Opened door. Hello Kethuru.

Opened fridge. No beer. I'm sad.

Your doorbell is the Seals breaking?

Griefers makes players not play Lusternia.
-Victim from Griefing

Alts are not to be known.
-Estarra

Thou shall not grief thy neighbor!
-Victim from Griefing

Thou shall not make Lusternia boring.
-Players' Plea to Admins

Thou shall not take away Avenger.
-Player's Plea to Admins

Thou shall not kill 'gold' Denizens.
-Players' angry at dead Krokani Cook/Surtami

Bonk. Bonk. Bonk. Down they go!
-Ixion, killing Celestians again

Yes my grandma is damn hot.
-My response to someone asking about my IG grandmother.

Narsrim, Amaru, Daevos, Geb, Athana, Ixion.
-Names of Artifact Whores

Now THATS a story...

Longed for him. Got him. Shit.
- Margaret Atwood



I love there

My contribution:

We killed angels. They killed us.
- Shorlen

Griefers. War. Survival. All in Lusternia!

A Griefer's Story. Why oh why?

Truth behind the Admins of Lusternia.

Celest. Magnagora. Glomdoring. Serenwilde. About Organizations.

A quick guide in hunting Gorgogs.

I just noticed this one!

Leia: "Baby's yours." Luke: "Bad news…"
- Steven Meretzky