This was a conversation between Bashara and Doman that was sent to me, rather amusing and I was demanded to post it. Enjoy.


Doman tells you, "No serious sex talk on the channel. Period."
You tell Doman Silverias, "Okay, what do you mean?"
You tell Doman Silverias, "No discussing the sex we had last night?"
Doman tells you, "No saying "we're ****ing in so-and-sos manse."
Doman tells you, "Talk about what you have done, but not what you will do, and
no propositioning on the aehter."
You tell Doman Silverias, "It's going to be all guys."
Doman tells you, "Oh? that would make it better then."
You tell Doman Silverias, "Gay jokes are gonna fly like moneky poo."
Doman tells you, "But wait...you proposition me all the time..."
u, "You tell Doman Silverias, "*twinkle*."
as, Doman tells you, "-grin-."
nYou tell Doman Silverias, "+10 to my Diplomacy checks because of my natural 25 Cha."
Doman tells you, "Hehe."
You tell Doman Silverias, "I could do it."
You tell Doman Silverias, "Hang on."
Doman tells you, "But I have a saving throw against gays and rabid
transvestites."
You tell Doman Silverias, "Hrm, it's only +7."
You tell Doman Silverias, "Okay, let's say I have a +5 Diplomacy skill bonus."
You tell Doman Silverias, "What's your Wisdom?"
Doman tells you, "With or without racials?"
You tell Doman Silverias, "Your base Wisdom score includes racial."
Doman tells you, "19 baby."
You tell Doman Silverias, "Bull****."
You tell Doman Silverias, "What race?"
Doman tells you, "Outsider, Planescape setting."
Doman tells you, "It's been forever since I've played with him."
You tell Doman Silverias, "Okay, I can get behind that. What level and
class(es)"
Doman tells you, "I think I got him level 11. He was a sorcerer/thief. He used
illusions and stole all kinds of ****."
You tell Doman Silverias, "Alright, and skill bonus to Sense Motive?"
Doman tells you, "I forget, honestly."
Doman tells you, "What I do remember is, he got auto +3 with all longsword type
weapons, a free darkness cast every 24 hours, and had a prehensile tail."
You tell Doman Silverias, "You're an 11th level sorcerer/theif, I'll give you
+11."
You tell Doman Silverias, "And to even it out, I'll level myself to 10."
Doman tells you, "-grin-."
You tell Doman Silverias, "I'm a Freelancer, I have skills in just about
everything except spellcraft and I get 8 skill points, plus my Int bonus which is a +2."
Doman tells you, "-sagenod- You ever played Neverwinter Nights?"
You tell Doman Silverias, "No, I'm more of a Starwars/d20 Future/Iron Heros
guy."
You tell Doman Silverias, "NN looks interesting, though."
Doman tells you, "It's a D&D based RPG. It kicks so much ***."
You tell Doman Silverias, "I doubt it kicks more than IH."
Doman tells you, "This is a game you HAVE to get. Planescape Torment."
You tell Doman Silverias, "But back to math."
Doman tells you, "-nod-."
You tell Doman Silverias, "Realistically, with 40 sp at 1st level, I'd have max
Diplomacy. Freelancers have to get contracts to do things, I have to be able to
influence people. So by 10 level, I'd have a +12, if I used 1 SP for 8
levels. So that puts me at +19."
Doman tells you, "-nod-."
You tell Doman Silverias, "You're nat is a +4, + your Sense Motive skill, your
a theif, so we said +11."
You tell Doman Silverias, "You're at a +15."
You tell Doman Silverias, "Got a d20?"
Doman tells you, "One sec."
Doman tells you, "Got it."
You tell Doman Silverias, "Roll two rolls."
Doman tells you, "17 13."
You tell Doman Silveri"15 13."
You tell Doman Silverias, "Okay, average 17 and 15."
You tell Doman Silverias, "Then 13 and 13."
Doman tells you, "16..."
Doman tells you, "And 13."
You tell Doman Silverias, "I get a 35."
You tell Doman Silverias, "You get 28."
You tell Doman Silverias, "I rape you in the ***."
Doman tells you, "Huh? how's that work?"
Doman tells you, "Oh, duh."
You tell Doman Silverias, "I beat you by 5."
Doman tells you, "Yeah, yeah."
You tell Doman Silverias, "If I had a 31 and you had a 28, then it would've
just been oral sex, but since I beat you by 5, I totally seduced you and
had my way with you."
Doman tells you "O.o."
Doman tells you "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
You tell Doman Silverias, "And according to the DC to-beat chart, you like it."

What is this about?? Geek talk or gay love? I cant tell?? either way who cares and why did you post it??

Both, and be nice Ildaudid

I'm betting if you're familiar with D&D dice stuff, you would understand this and find it quirky

Being a D&D geek, I found this worth a chuckle, actually.

heh, me too. oh how I loath when I really fail a skill check. Normally we're precariously clinging to the side of a cliff or something. "Oh, you got a 1, not only do you fall, but you accidentally get snagged on two of your team members and take them down with you.” 1d6 per 10feet damage FTW! Good thing I was a monk(meat shield with self-healing abilites) that game, my teammates loathed me though.

So this is a gay d&d thread? People are rolling dice to see if the perform oral sex or anal sex??? Now I am even more confused... I dont care what your sexual preference is... but to roll dice to see what you will do?? wow it has me baffeled




And shouldnt you be studying for an exam Reiha??? Get back to work!

Wow, that acually made me laugh

That's why you don't find it funn.y This is the apex of nerdom. Be thankful you are ignorant.
EDIT: It was a different game I was thinking of. It has since been scrapped

Is this GURPS and was that a critical success?

I don't know whether or not to say 'unfortunately not' or 'fortunately not'. I know a few people who play GURPS, but I've never learned any of the system because I already game two nights a week and play Lusty. So yeah, my grades are in the crapper

Arrrgh, necro.

People, don't just run searches on your names and dig up ancient threads.

Sowwy

Yeah right.

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You heard nothing!

Lovely