This thread is for patterns and skills in tradeskills that should exist, but don't.

Artisan: A props skill for objects which are exclusively roleplay items or gifts: Toys, canes.

Jewelery: More baubles: Spectacles and maybe clocks.

Tailoring: We should be able to make dolls, cassocks, frocks, smocks, overalls, and most importantly SOMETHING TRANS TAILOR BARDS CAN WEAR.

A colostomy bag, to muffle your moaning.

Oh... ball gags.

And whips.

And cuffs.

I can see that tripling my income.

They should make a new trade skill called 'novelty toy design' with those items in it. Just to spite you of course.

Perfumes!

You should be able to enchant inquisition, then no one would complain it's overpowered.

Nope, since there isn't Heretic and Infidel!

... I meant that, as well.

Now I hate the idea...

Noola!
I'd love make-up. Not for every day slut wear, but for performances. Some black eyeliner or eyelash dye that could run down the face, for the true emo-Harbinger.

Lichdom enchant plz.

Bookbinders making stationary from the other thread.

Tomes that work as intended.

Runes that can be put on the Tomes!

Trade skill specialisations! Little teeny minor ones!

love,mimi

I when I die, I want to reform as a sexy angelic being. Lichs are gross.

Let's have enchants for everything: Heretic/Infidel/Inquisition, Hailstorm/Boulderblast, Trueheal/Lichdom, Absolve/Wrath, Sacrifice/Ressurect, Aeon, Hangedman, Fool and, of course, Ghost.

Also, Alchemists should be able to create some sort of Molotov Cocktails that can be thrown at the opponent and have a sap-like effect. Bookbinders should be able to create Aeon and Sap scrolls, to have a little more diversity.

Furthermore, a new tradeskill should be added, called DemesneCreator, only takeable by mages. It would imbue special vials of water/lumps of coal/little leaves/dead twigs (depending on your alignment) with the exact same effects as their Demesnes. The trans ability would be conjure staves/cudgels that could be given/sold to other people.

Lastly, the admin should finally materialize teh UBER b1scuit of d00000m as a 50,000 credit artifact that would give you all guild skills omnitrans.

Thusly, the notion of "Overpowered" and its counterpart ("Underpowered") shall no longer be part of the LCT (Lusternian Common Tongue).

EDIT:

Oh, right, I forgot:

Trackers that are also Forgers and have two or more truefavours stacked should not only be able to set up the Divine Pits of Doom, but should also forge Champion Greathelms.

Patchou the Moon Cat, the Nil Grim Horror, the Handmaiden of Shakiniel, and whatever champion summon the Shadowdancers have, should all be buyable mounts.

Figurines should be further enchantable to walk and follow us around, and afflict the opponent (preferably with vapors and anorexia).

Herbalists should discover a new plant, called Trueberry, that would heal 33% more health, mana and ego than regular sparkleberries for the same balance time.

Cooks have to invent tea, which will do absolutely nothing, but people have been complaining for a long time.

We have tea Tzek, it is in the Attai manse, I think, do PORTAL SEARCH SHOPS VIAL and one of those on the list has some mint tea, if I recall...

love,mimi

I've got green tea and herbal tea vials in the Attai's shop. Red wine, fruit wine, honey, darkbrew, ale, water...

TOYS!!! I love that idea. I love toys. No, not -those- sorts of toys, get your mind out of the gutter!

And I like the perfume idea, too.

And Stationary! I would love to write letters on beautiful paper!

Also, how about making blankets something you can lay on, or drape on a bed?

I know a place that has all those things...

Toys R Us and the Staples next door?

That's precisely what I had in mind! How did you ever know?