Lusternification of popular culture

by Verithrax

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Verithrax2006-11-17 00:18:45
So, we were discussing the impending Estarralypse on IRC, and since we often mix things with overtly lame references to popular culture, (Like, Mad Max: Beyond Lusternia and Waterbasin as new names for the post-apocalyptic game after the current event), I'm going to dabble in a bit of humorous referencing for your amusement.

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You say, "What does Richter look like?"
Noob says, "What?"
You have emoted: Verithrax flips the table over and out of the way.
You say, "'What' ain't no village I've ever heard of. Do they speak common in What?"
Noob says, "What?"
You say, "Common, mother*******! Do you speak it?"
Noob says, "Yes!"
You say, "Then you know what I'm saying. Describe what Richter Carthan looks like."
Noob says, "What?"
You have emoted: Verithrax points his mandolin menacingly at Noob.
You say, "Say 'what' again! Say - 'what' - again! I dare you! I double-dare you mother*******! Say 'what' one more goddamn time!"
Noob says, "He's tall."
You say, "Go on!"
Noob says, "He wears armour."
You say, "Does he look like a bitch?"
Noob says, "What?"
You play a minor second on a grim mandolin of ebony wood and bone and direct the disharmonic notes towards Noob.
Blood trickles out of Noob's ears and from the corners of his eyes.
You say, "Does he LOOK like a bitch?"
Noob says, "No!"
You say, "Then why'd you try to **** him like a bitch, Noob?"
Noob says, "I didn't!"
You say, "Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to **** him. And Richter Carthan don't like to be ******* by anybody except Mrs. Carthan.
Gwylifar2006-11-17 01:23:16
The Mad Max one was mine... Gwylifar might come back for that one!

Having listened to people go on in IRC about the impending doom a while, when someone else came in and needed an explanation of the impending apocalypse, I simply said, "Human sacrifice, dogs sleeping with cats, mass hysteria! Tell them about the twinkie." Everything after that was superfluous. smile.gif
Hiriako2006-11-17 03:21:25
Come on... It's 'Dogs and Cats, living in harmony, mass hysteria!'

Twinkie, that sounds good.
Richter2006-11-17 03:43:06
QUOTE(Verithrax @ Nov 16 2006, 04:18 PM) 354166

So, we were discussing the impending Estarralypse on IRC, and since we often mix things with overtly lame references to popular culture, (Like, Mad Max: Beyond Lusternia and Waterbasin as new names for the post-apocalyptic game after the current event), I'm going to dabble in a bit of humorous referencing for your amusement.


dots.gif I think I missed the reference. blink.gif
Reiha2006-11-17 03:43:21
...Wait, what?! blink.gif

Was Verithrax really OOC? ohmy.gif
Chade2006-11-17 04:36:29
He was quoting from Pulp Fiction Richter
Gwylifar2006-11-17 22:59:23
QUOTE(Hiriako @ Nov 16 2006, 10:21 PM) 354214
Come on... It's 'Dogs and Cats, living in harmony, mass hysteria!'

IMDB says:

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Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.

I can't be arsed to go pop the DVD in to check. If I could, I would have gotten it right in the first place. But I'm still closer than you, so nyah! biggrin.gif
Noola2006-11-17 23:08:02
Oh my god... the Pulp Fiction/Ricther Carthan thing... roflmao.gif

I laugh inappropriately at work so often reading these forums... laugh.gif
Verithrax2006-11-17 23:56:46
QUOTE(Reiha @ Nov 17 2006, 01:43 AM) 354219

...Wait, what?! blink.gif

Was Verithrax really OOC? ohmy.gif

...no.

I wrote that as a joke...

Psh, post more of that sort of thing.
Hiriako2006-11-18 07:05:20
QUOTE(Gwylifar @ Nov 17 2006, 05:59 PM) 354428

IMDB says:
I can't be arsed to go pop the DVD in to check. If I could, I would have gotten it right in the first place. But I'm still closer than you, so nyah! biggrin.gif


glare.gif

Yeah, I should've popped it in myself. Either way, we had the dogs and cats and mass hysteria.

It's the end of the world. Celestians and Magnagorans living together - Mass Hysteria!
Gwylifar2006-11-18 19:14:50
Lacostian: I'm worried, Elcyrion. All my readings point to something big on the horizon.
Elcyrion: What do you mean, big?
Lacostian: Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of aetheric nexus energy in the Prime Material Plane. Based on this morning's reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
Elcyrion: That's a big Twinkie.
Verithrax2006-11-18 19:15:51
Actual IRC dialog.

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gotta catch 'em all gotta catch 'em all
I choose you, Nerfbat!
NERF...BAT?
NERF, NERF
Use silent nerfage attack! Now!
*All Veo's LustyBalls silently disappear*
'Oh good grief.
Lusty... balls...
I'm so sorry, Veo. It wasn't meant to come out like that
NOOO
I need more lusty balls.
Now, Nerfbat! Kick 'er while she's down with your DefenceDestroyer!
'Aaaand, PRENERF'd INSTAKILL!
*Nerfbat has evolved into Tehnerfbat*
Unknown2006-11-18 19:54:31
Oh, thanks a lot tongue.gif I've been quoted again!