I came from the Portal so small and frail -
A Strength of 7 and a Con of 9.
I bashed up my level to no avail,
Till I found a great thing in the game design!

I'm more than a faeling. (more than a faeling)
When I learned Druidry, I was (more than a faeling).
My strength is still trailing, (more than a faeling)
But I'm not quite as small as before.
My Shadowcaster's not as small as before....

So many lessons have come and gone.
So many skills, and I need them all,
But one Nature spec helps me carry on -
I'm smarter and tougher and a bit more tall.

I'm more than a faeling. (more than a faeling)
When I learned Druidry, I was (more than a faeling).
My strength is still trailing, (more than a faeling)
But I'm not quite as small as before.
My Shadowcaster's not as small as before....

Whenever I'm tired of training Crow,
I browse Avaerin's website, and read the list,
And dream of the skills I will someday know.
I should save my money, but I can't resist.
I can't resist!
I can't resist!

I'm more than a faeling. (more than a faeling)
When I learned Druidry, I was (more than a faeling).
My strength is still trailing, (more than a faeling)
But I'm not quite as small as before.
My Shadowcaster's not as small as before....

...wow.

Is that:

"Wow, I can't believe the staggering display of talent that is this song parody. If only you could use those powers for Good."

Or is that:

"Wow, this is the most pathetic waste of both the time it took to write it and the time it took to read it. I am not impressed, except perhaps with how stupid this was."

?

I love the song to begin with. This parody made me laugh (and I'll probably be singing it the rest of the damn day ).

Yeah, that's the problem. Now, whenever that song comes on the radio, I hear my alternate lyrics.

Very, very sorry about that.