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HOLY 
I CAN SEE THE FNORDS. I'M GETTING THE OUTTA HERE WHILE I STILL CAN.
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OH BUGGER, HE SAW THE FNORDS.
BRB, NEED TO MAKE HIM FNORD DISAPPEAR.
* Disconnected ().
Veri, I TOLD you not to tempt Them!
You'll bring doom on us all!
That was close.
Tekora|3plus5equals35, damage control is in place.
Stand by for the shower of delayed fruit, otherwise we might witness the carpet cleaners' second coming in an aluminium can.
I suggest that everyone who just saw the above conversation lock their doors and windows and shut off all electronic devices in the house for 18 minutes, EXCEPT for the computer.
* Arix (Arix@HD-96857779.tc.ph.cox.net) has joined #Lusternia
And open your fridges.
Shut them off, then open them.
Leave them open for 15 minutes, NO MORE THAN 17.
Remember...
NO MORE THAN 17 MINUTES.
Ah Arix. You're just in time to see the final ounce of sanity leave this room.
oh
Popcorn?
Shut up, Kurai. Don't involve him in this.
Yeah.
why would I come in to see myself leave?
He doesn't need to know.
* Kuraitaiyo munches popcorn and gives a bucke to Arix.
He doesn't need to be targetted.
Yeah and Bush is smart.
You've caused enough grief for one day. IS YOUR FRIDGE DOOR OPEN?
No its closed.
And I'm making toast.
And bacon.
Oh well, there's nothing we can do to help him, Veri.
Bacon sandwich FTW
Yeah.
He's doomed anyway, bound to stumble off the gene pool through sheer stupidity eventually.
You first, Veri.
You first.
wtf did I walk in on?
I wish I knew.
Well, actually, I don't cause i have some sanity left soooo
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Lmao.
Wisest person.
Kurai, if you begin to see images of a cat, or of Colonel Sanders' disembodied head, RUN. DON'T STOP FOR ANYTHING.
I have a cat.
He's laying on his back offering his belly/.
* Kuraitaiyo scratches cat.
Don't go to a hotel, don't take refuge at a relative's house.
Cuuuuuuute.
Just run.
Sleep where you fall.
...
Run like you never run before.
You'll know in the morning if you're safe.
WTF IS WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
Run straight ahead... only turn right.
Arix, I've asked myself that question lots of time
you people are all clearly insane
Hey, not me.
I blame Kurai
I really do have a cat in RL.
for all the insanity in here
And I am eating a bacon sandwich.
Truthfully.
damn you Kurai!
* Clise shakes fist
We are not insane. We have seen the fnords, and we are trying to protect you from Them.
bacon hamburger! not sandwich!
zap him with your laser eyes, clise!
Well it would be better if it had ketchup
again with the fnords?
Shhhh! Don't mention the fnords!
ketchup is evil
Yes it is, its not around for my sandwich.
YOU BASTARD.
ketchup on bacon?
In a bacon -sandwich-/
They've already surrounded us, Veri. All we can do now is take counter-measures.
# Catti-Brie shot an arrow at you with Taulmaril, a Long Bow! She hit! You take 14 points of Electrical damage! You have been killed. (Mon, 29 Jan 2007 14:06:23 +0800)
bah
I only took my eye off for a second
Where is that?
and what is up with people stealing names from other sources
USE YOUR OWN BLOODY IMAGINATION
Nexus War
WHY
Tekora, you open the flood gates... I'l call in the hoplites and see about getting the soup bowls up.
The flood gates... are you mad? We'll never mend the fabric!
Kuraitaiyo imagination: Surrounded by cats and beautiful women eating millions of chocolate.
I have a character named Tasslehoff. People either kill him or give him knives
Hmmm.
Kurai ..... next thing you be telling me the women are all nekos
....
They are.
Catgirls sexay.
...
The fact that you have a cat in rl makes this creepier
....
Ewwwww.
He's male, first of all.
uhu
Sick minded.
SICK
even worse Kurai
says the person who thinks catgirls are sexy
...
OH GODDESS, THEY'RE RIGHT OUTSIDE. I CAN HEAR THEM SCREAMING.
and mentioned he has a MALE cat
All otaku's think they are.
And half of japan.
Who ARENT Otakus.
I can give you a site thread all about them.
:censor:! Okay, okay, no flood gates. Get the spandex, and fire up Ol' Bessie.
they also buy used underwear from vending machines
...
and underage porn
Point.
OH MY FVCKING GODDESS OF CHAOS, I can hear them outside. Scheiss-NO CARRIER
I think Clise and I are the only sane people here
....
and wendi
What do you mean you and him?
And what about me?
you like catgirls
and you own a cat
They are NOT interrelated.
Veri... maybe if we shut off the lights, they may lose interest...
I liked catgirls before i got a cat, and my sister got it.
SO UNRELATED.
* Arix shines a floodlight at tekora
your sister is a cat-person?
that was close but all is fine now fnord
everything is fine do not worry
Oh what, so now you dont like peopel who like cats?
I like both cats and dogs
The amount of people who are cat-people are like.... almost a half of the world.
Same for dogs.
Indeed, they have gone, but the fnords remain.
Bah, arsehole.
Sorry, one of them got to my box.
I think I drove them off.
Brb... hiding the corpse.
Remember, the scent of lilac is repellant to them.
Yeah, I know.
* Kuraitaiyo gets his apple crumble and its breakfast time
I'm burning lilac essence now.
Should be safe... for now.
are you two just making up random stuff, or is this all a bunch of references to something
Indeed, but we must not let down our fnord guard. They're still watching.
I wish we were making up random stuff, Arix.
I wish.
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* Kuraitaiyo munches popcorn and gives a bucke to Arix.
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* Kuraitaiyo scratches cat.
* Clise shakes fist
* Arix shines a floodlight at tekora
* Kuraitaiyo gets his apple crumble and its breakfast time
