Unknown2007-02-16 18:22:38
This'll be my last submission for a bit. No need for this trend to get too old, too fast.
Special thanks to Neerth for connecting "Trill" with "Thrill," providing the inspiration for this piece. I look forward to more great material from Neerth. Special thanks to Michael Jackson and Vincent Price for providing the original, which I shall now ruin with my anger.
Triller
It's close to midnight,
And I've been bashing this spot for an hour.
When you have 12 Strength,
It's hard to swing that battleaxe with power.
I try to scream
But find that I don't have a racial language.
I need Esteem,
But it's a long road with 11 Con.
I'm a big swan!
'Cause I'm a Triller -
Triller night.
I traded wings for power. Now, I feel a bit contrite
'Cause I'm a Triller -
Triller lite.
I'm running for my life inside a chiller Triller, tonight!
I see my health drop,
And realize I'll soon Conglutinate.
Maybe I'll Heartstop,
And seriously try Reincarnate.
It's breathing flame -
Thank gods for this Level 3 Cold Resistance.
I try to bash,
But feel my gains will always lag behind.
It's Triller Time!
'Cause I'm a Triller -
Triller night.
I traded wings for power. Now, I feel a bit contrite
'Cause I'm a Triller -
Triller lite.
I'm running for my life inside a chiller Triller, tonight!
Yes, Trills can fly.
I'll try to think of that when newbies kill me.
It's just not neat to constantly feel a sense of defeat
Just 'cause wings are l33t.
At these times, Faelings look sweet.
They're out to get me.
Viscanti closing in on every side.
But I'm no threat, see.
Wings, don't fail me now. I'll Astralglide!
Now is the time,
For you and I to cuddle close together.
All through the night,
Chicks dig the bird-men. Soon, you will agree.
It's my RP!
'Cause I'm a Triller -
Triller night.
I traded wings for power. Now, I feel a bit contrite
'Cause I'm a Triller -
Triller lite.
I'm running for my life inside a chiller Triller, tonight!
(spoken)
Darkness falls across the land.
The midnight hour is close at hand.
I'll probably stay up till three;
It takes so long to bash, you see.
A reason to choose race is not:
The Sorceress from He-Man's hot.
An angel's build is a thin cloak
Against Toadcurse, Nightkiss, or Choke.
Do I molt or do I shed?
Where are those gems around my head?
Do feathered wings truly compare
With total lack of body hair?
But, though I fight to stay alive,
Our race emotes are killer,
For no mere mortal can resist
The preening of the Triller!
NOTE: This is not to imply that Trills cannot fight or are rampant mudsexx0rs. I'm just trying to be funny and incorporated some of the complaints about Trills from the forums. Xin knows a few Trills in game, and they are all fine people.
Special thanks to Neerth for connecting "Trill" with "Thrill," providing the inspiration for this piece. I look forward to more great material from Neerth. Special thanks to Michael Jackson and Vincent Price for providing the original, which I shall now ruin with my anger.
Triller
It's close to midnight,
And I've been bashing this spot for an hour.
When you have 12 Strength,
It's hard to swing that battleaxe with power.
I try to scream
But find that I don't have a racial language.
I need Esteem,
But it's a long road with 11 Con.
I'm a big swan!
'Cause I'm a Triller -
Triller night.
I traded wings for power. Now, I feel a bit contrite
'Cause I'm a Triller -
Triller lite.
I'm running for my life inside a chiller Triller, tonight!
I see my health drop,
And realize I'll soon Conglutinate.
Maybe I'll Heartstop,
And seriously try Reincarnate.
It's breathing flame -
Thank gods for this Level 3 Cold Resistance.
I try to bash,
But feel my gains will always lag behind.
It's Triller Time!
'Cause I'm a Triller -
Triller night.
I traded wings for power. Now, I feel a bit contrite
'Cause I'm a Triller -
Triller lite.
I'm running for my life inside a chiller Triller, tonight!
Yes, Trills can fly.
I'll try to think of that when newbies kill me.
It's just not neat to constantly feel a sense of defeat
Just 'cause wings are l33t.
At these times, Faelings look sweet.
They're out to get me.
Viscanti closing in on every side.
But I'm no threat, see.
Wings, don't fail me now. I'll Astralglide!
Now is the time,
For you and I to cuddle close together.
All through the night,
Chicks dig the bird-men. Soon, you will agree.
It's my RP!
'Cause I'm a Triller -
Triller night.
I traded wings for power. Now, I feel a bit contrite
'Cause I'm a Triller -
Triller lite.
I'm running for my life inside a chiller Triller, tonight!
(spoken)
Darkness falls across the land.
The midnight hour is close at hand.
I'll probably stay up till three;
It takes so long to bash, you see.
A reason to choose race is not:
The Sorceress from He-Man's hot.
An angel's build is a thin cloak
Against Toadcurse, Nightkiss, or Choke.
Do I molt or do I shed?
Where are those gems around my head?
Do feathered wings truly compare
With total lack of body hair?
But, though I fight to stay alive,
Our race emotes are killer,
For no mere mortal can resist
The preening of the Triller!
NOTE: This is not to imply that Trills cannot fight or are rampant mudsexx0rs. I'm just trying to be funny and incorporated some of the complaints about Trills from the forums. Xin knows a few Trills in game, and they are all fine people.
Gavriel2007-02-16 18:48:55
Ha, you have just made me a very happy cabbage. 
Unknown2007-02-16 20:39:32
That's great!Diamondais2007-02-16 20:57:26
You're awesome.
Unknown2007-02-16 22:29:50
QUOTE(Demetrios @ Feb 16 2007, 01:22 PM) 383869
NOTE: This is not to imply that Trills cannot fight or are rampant mudsexx0rs.
Awesome again, though I must have missed the mudsex references as I don't remember any.Unknown2007-02-16 22:58:16
QUOTE(Demetrios @ Feb 16 2007, 07:22 PM) 383869
NOTE: This is not to imply that Trills cannot fight or are rampant mudsexx0rs.
But it's true!
Unknown2007-02-16 23:10:29
Heh, bravo.
Neerth2007-02-17 02:04:36
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Two darkside points.
Two darkside points.
