BEP's My Humps, transfizzled by the awesome mugwump mind into a song celebrating and somewhat criticizing mugwumpishness!


Mugwumps

What you gon' do with all that stack?
All that stack inside your pack?
I'ma make, make, make, make you slack,
Make you let the mugwump slack.
Mugwump, mugwump, mugwump, mugwump, mugwump,
Mugwump, mugwump, mugwump, all the cute mugwumps (check it out)

I drive these races crazy,
I kill them on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They cry then all these tearsies.
Ixion & Athana,
Forren and the Shorlen,
Kalas, they be sharin',
All their sovereigns got me wearin' fly,
Brother I ain't maskin',
They say they love my 'laxin,
More Esteem, true Devotion,
I say no but they're in motion,
So I keep on takin',
And no I ain't offerin,
We can keep on hoggin',
I keep on demonstratin,

My love (potion), my love, my love, my love (potion),
You love the cute mugwumps (potion)
Mugwump, mugwump, mugwump (potion)
Mugwumps they got you

They got me spendin'
(Ooh) Spendin all your money on us, spend every dime on us
They got me spendin'
(Ooh) Spendin all your money on us, up on us, on us

What you gon' do with all that stack?
All that stack inside your pack?
I'ma make, make, make, make you slack,
Make you let the mugwump slack.
What you gon' do with all that will?
All that will with which you kill?
I'ma make, make, make, make you pray
Make you pray, make you pray.
Cos of mugwumps (ha), mugwumps, mugwumps, mugwumps (what)
Mugwumps, mugwumps, mugwumps (ha), all the cute mugwumps (check it out)

I met a mugwump down at the swamp,
She said hey, hey, hey, yea let's hump,
I can be your baby, you can be my honey,
Let's spend Power not money.
I mix your drink with my powder vodka,
Drinky drinky vodka,
Mix your drink with my powder vodka, drinky drinky riiiight...

They say my Conglut hates me,
The boys they wanna test me,
They always watchin after me,
Always tryin'a get to me,
To see a dead 'wump, 'wump
Just another dead mugwump.
You can watch but you can't strike it,
If you strike it I'ma do some Drama,
You don't want no Drama,
No no Drama, no no no no Drama,
So don't point that sword at me boy,
You can't have my corpse, boy,
I'm just tryin'a live boy,
And be mugwump!

Mugwump, mugwump, mugwump, mugwump,
Mugwump, mugwump, mugwump, mugwump, mugwump, mugwump, mugwump.
All the cute mugwumps (wumps)
All the nice mugwumps (wumps)
All the hot mugwumps (wumps)
In the forest and the town (wumps)
The mugwump got you!

They got me spendin'
(Ooh) Spendin all your money on us, spend every dime on us
They got me spendin'
(Ooh) Spendin all your money on us, up on us, on us

What you gon' do with all that stack?
All that stack inside your pack?
I'ma make, make, make, make you slack,
Make you let the mugwump slack.
What you gon' do with all that will?
All that will with which you kill?
I'ma make, make, make, make you pray
Make you pray, make you pray.
What you gon' do with all that stack?
All that stack inside your pack?
I'ma make, make, make, make you slack,
Make you let the mugwump slack.
What you gon' do with all them flies?
All them flies inside that swamp?
I'ma eat, eat, eat, eat 'em good,
Eat 'em good, eat 'em good.

They got me spendin'
(Ooh) Spendin all your money on us, spend every dime on us
They got me spendin'
(Ooh) Spendin all your money on us, up on us, on us!


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NOTE: This song doesn't intend to imply that mugwumps are alcoholic sex-addicts who commit Power- and money-fraud. It does, however, imply that mugwumps are above and beyond the normal ranges of cuteness, niceness and hotness.
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I am, perhaps, TOO amused by this.

That's a great creative parody you've made.....though! I am curious as to just what inspired this and how long it took to put the whole thing together?

Hehe, that's funny. While I'm not a fan of this song, I'm a huge BEP fan (I have Elephunk in my car CD player right now actually).

So good you win a smilie
In fact have another

I just realized yesterday that 'My Humps' could sound like 'Mugwumps', so I decided to make this. It took about three or four hours. But anyway, glad you liked it.

I can't imagine anyone spending their time rewriting a song to make it Lusternian.

(good job)

No one else could have said it better.

Proud to be beyond someone's imagination.