Okay, I'm sure we all know the Famous Last Words type of jokes. "Of course there's room on this bike for two." or "Don't worry, he's perfectly tame." &c.

So how about we try and write some Lusternia-related Last Words. For example.
"Yes of course I have Lich up."
"No, no, my vial has plenty left."
I'm sure everyone else can think up much better ones than those, but meh.

Begin!

"What? pshh, there's no such thing as a death trap."
"Limbo is perfectly safe."

haha

"Yes, I put a privacy gem in this room just yesterday."

"They can't hear you on CT from this plane. Go ahead and try it."

"I seriously doubt you'd be bothered in Faethorn of all places. It's neutral."

"Stand back! I'll use my dreamweaving."

"Don't worry, everyone in that group sucks."

"Why would I need vitae? No one's going to jump me."

"Of course I have PK CAREFUL ON."

"Yes, I have a cleanse enchant."

"Yeah, I can probably tank Marani."

"It's only a moose."
"Hrm, the blasted lands look okay to walk through."
"Hey, watch this."
"Let's snuggle." (While at the Megalith, with Murphy in attendance.)
"Terentia and Fain will probably get together sometime. Opposites attract."
"Terentia probably likes me." (This has happened, more or less. I said a comment along those lines and got hurt for it. She'd probably kill anyone else.)

"Protection... scrolls?"
"What's a trigger?"
"i <3 u Murphy lol" (replace Murphy with Ixion or Daevos, if you feel like it)

And my personal favourite, albeit a bit lengthy:

(THIS IS NOT A FLAME POST!)

"Let it be known I shall never again associate myself
with the foolish and ill-tempered race of the Elder Gods. They make fools out of
the Basin, and treat mortalkin as their play-things. I shun them for as long as
I am able to draw breath. I shun the fools of the Cosmic and Ethereal planes. I
shun the idiocy of looking for answers in being who are wholly different from
us, and many times lesser. I a Man! I am a man, not a plaything of gods or
angels! And I serve NOTHING but the institutions of Man! And those who would
purport to fawn over gods, and make themselves into slaves, are fools before my
eyes."

(THIS IS NOT A FLAME POST!)

"C'mon, Linked astral mobs can't be that hard."

"Huh? Raid?"

"No one will notice if I just liberate one furrikin."

"What's a ketheru?"

"Umm...what does it mean when Ashteru swings his flails before you to no effect?"

"Why is he swinging his greatsword over his head?"

EDIT: Followed soon thereafter by, "LOL, the noob didn't even hit me."

"They upgraded WHAT?!"

"Wtf is inquisition?"

"This hamster is loyal to Viravain... let's kill it!"

"I like cheese!" in the middle of Serenwilde.

oh look, Arix dropped food in the road, I'd better eat it (heard often, back when I could poison food)

Why am I glowing with a white light?

Huh? What can he possibly do to me with a tarot card?

Come on, it's just Ixion!

The smilies are wearing what?

Sure, we can talk here, Arix isn't paying attention to us anyway

or

Sure it's private, just us and that screech owl over there

"Yes, I am willing to die for the Ur'guard."

Look, a demon lord! I'd better greet it

"Eh, Fain's nothing special."

I've seen something like this one..