What kind of herb do Elites from Halo favor?

Earwort-wort-wort!



A tae'dae walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "I'll have some ale..........and maybe some peanuts."

The bartender asks, "Why the long pause?"




A Merian walks into the Wailing Woman Inn, and the tender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."