This is a thread to post things that don't belong in other threads, and a place for moderators to move posts to, if they show up in the wrong thread.


Enjoy!

Ooooooh... I bet there's gonna be some crazy mixed-up conversations in THIS thread!

And it was going well, too, until the chipmunk caught fire. I'm telling you, next time, I'm definitely using gloves.

I'm pretty sure that's an old wives' tale, but even so, forty-six times a day sounds excessive. Why don't you take up sports?

And I was all, "Imma ring those raidahz domez wit my cudgel, yo!" Bad thing is, I was on my Seren alt at the time, and everyone knows that only my Glomdoring character talks that way.

It was disappointing, because obviously staying IC is very important to me.

Demetrios, you made me snort-laugh just as my boss walked by! Luckily he was in a hurry and just gave me a 'what?' look.

@Xinemus

Umm...no, you only had the dumb-dumb druid ancestors like Grutina.

Um... no. Not the place to discuss this, but Hartstone has had many, many other direct links to the Ancestral Spirits before Grutina.

What better place to discuss this than the thread for things that can't be discussed elsewhere?

And on the topic of things that should not be there - kephera can't have four legs. They have two legs. Have you ever seen a player or NPC kephera with more than two legs? No. Having four legs as a kephera does not mean you have an imagination, or you're original, or different. It means you're ignorant.

And not all kephera have glowing arses, either. My kephera alt certainly doesn't.

As for the breasts, the entire body excluding the bottom of the abdomen is covered in hard chitinous carapace, so don't expect to have any nipples or bouncy boobs or something.

Um, can you please NOT keep mentioning this on just about every topic you post in? We get it. You don't think kephera should have four legs or GlowButts^TM. Please stop hijacking threads. That aside, not all of the playerbase uses the forums. So there are going to be people who have characters that either

A: have descriptions you don't agree with
or
B: have descriptions that are impossible for the race they play

Though B should result in A, A is not necessarily a sign of B. KTHXBAI.

SOME kephera don't have glowbutts.

And I -KNOW- that kephera DO NOT have FOUR LEGS.

This thread has not been used nearly enough. Do I have to go out and make a bunch of inappropriate, misplaced posts for this thread to get some action?

And then the handle broke off while we were trying to pull it out. That's the last time I go to Westport on a holiday weekend.

That's what she said, anyway. I don't think I've ever seen a tiger move like that, but I suppose she's the expert.

Or this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my

Edited for inappropriate language. ~Hajamin

That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey.

Since this thread was started in April, the vast majority of our inappropriate posts have been deliberately made up. People say the Lusternian forums are just a giant group-hug, and now I know it's true.

Maaaaaybeeee