Dedicated to Moriana and her endlessly helpful suggestions as to how to while away the time waiting in airports:

I tried to raid Dark Nest, but I was caught
By shadows churning in her pot -
The dragging that controlled my speed.
Whispered goodbye as she called her fae
And threw a hex into the fray.
I knew I wouldn't leave.

This choke has taken its hold on me.
I've died to Night so many times before.
I have to manually cure, you see.
I have no choice, 'cause my system won't work anymore.

I tried to shield to keep her hex away.
She kept them coming, anyway.
That double whammy's so OP
When that choke gets you in a cornered room.
My curing system won't resume.
Just DIAG takes me half a day.

This choke has taken its hold on me.
I've died to Night so many times before.
I have to manually cure, you see.
I have no choice, 'cause my system won't work anymore.

How can my demesne grow
When I move this darn slow?
It takes two minutes just to LOOK.
That hexen's gonna win.
Here comes that Sleep again.
If I could move, I'd hit the road
Before I ended up another toad.
Oh!

This choke has taken its hold on me.
I've died to Night so many times before.
I have to manually cure, you see.
I have no choice, 'cause my system won't work anymore.

Oh god.

How did I know what song it was going to be before I even started reading?

That was great!

Hehehe.

Perfect.

I'm torn between, "Oh God, what have I done?" and "Well done!"

I'm never going to be able to hear that song again without thinking of this...

...and that means, of course, that I'll randomly start laughing hysterically and people will start looking at me oddly

That is very funny!

Awesome job on the new parody.

You're brilliant at these.

Love it!