My goldfish's name is Fred.

Fred is very smart.

Fred can open the fish-door on his fish-bowl with his fish-smarts.

Damn, isn't that smart?

My goldfish's name is Fred.

Fred is very smart.

Someone already made a "The Religion of my Goldfish" thread maybe a year ago.

That was me!

Grade: D+

You can do better than this.

I see no point to this thread...

So tempted to post a quote from the newest Charlie and the Chocolate factory....

Not everything has to have a point! Besides, you totally replied! Maybe that was the point after all?

Curse your logic!

Goddamnit man, that was after three hours of marxist theory, it was a cry of desperation.