"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."

You can't make this stuff up!

I want a man-eating badger...

I blame Shiri.

I say it is a conspiracy, between Lisaera, Shiri, and Xavius, to assert commune power over Basra.

I can categorically state that I have not and would not help the British procure any innocent animal, especially man-eating badgers.

Lethal badgers? Were they attacking with hare patrol regiments, and shouting "Eulalia!!!"?

This is just a prelude to Earth Eternal.

Next, IRE is going to be banned in Iraq as well as China.

First he nerfs rice making, then he releases badgers to attack the humans...

I wish we'd have thought of this. We're spending billions on our troops over there; I'm sure badgers are much cheaper, and probably scarier.

These ones are genetically engineered, so their confusion is understandable. In addition to being as swift as the horse, they're are as violent as the rabid camel and unpredictable as the wily fennec. Pretty much can't be beat actually.

EDIT: Swift as a deer, even, a deer

Those aren't badgers, they're clearly orca hand puppets.

It being a honey badger, it clearly comes from Ackelberry. As the lady said, swift as a deer with the head of a monkey. Atleast Now we know where the monkey spirit went, to the deserts of Iraq (aka. Dairuchi)

With those giant badgers and the giant squid, I blame global warming.

Beat me to it.

I almost choked on my mango pop watching that and laughing.

We have the same taste in pets, its very strange...

I want to be a man-eating badger! *insert man-eating badger smiley here*

Oh, very well...