Who's the dark Shadowdancer
That's a real Glomdoring romancer?
(Sham!)
You damn right.

And who is the bloke
Who doesn't even need to drop his Choke?
(Sham!)
Can ya dig it?

Who's the cat who'll take it to ya,
And his auralwarp will screw ya?
(Sham!)
Right on.

You see this cat Sham is a bad mutha--
(Shut your mouth!)
But I'm talkin' about Sham.
(Then we can dig it.)

He's a complicated man,
But no one understands he's not a
Womaaaaaaan.
(Shamarah)

Hahaha, I love you.

Awesome.

It totally fits, too. Shamarah -is- the Glomdoring Shaft.

I think this would be funnier if I knew the song it was based off of.

You don't know the theme song from Shaft?

Well... just don't know what else to say to that really..

Truer words were never spoken.

It's the theme song from Shaft! You know, Shaft?

Shaft?

Oh, yeah! Wasn't that a movie with Samuel L Jackson?

Welcome back, VK.

What did Isaac Hayes ever do to you?

So, after finding and listening to the song, I was right.

I can't believe you had to look it up. I thought everyone had at least heard the theme song, even if they'd never seen Shaft.