Best wedding ever

by Meliana

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Meliana2007-09-06 05:53:05
If only all weddings could be this fun! laugh.gif




You portal to HornEstate.
Welcoming Hall of the Hornstar Estate.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
statue of Gero stands here, memorializing his noble spirit. Mischief, the Mutant
Kitty is here, standing on all four paws regally. Towering above you, this
massive mammoth has a thick, shaggy hide and long yellowed tusks. A dragon
turtle rests here, an air of majesty on its features. A fluffy kitten is chained
here, large mismatched eyes suffused with despair. Spreading its majestic golden
wings, a great eagle searches the ground with piercing eyes. Postulant Ymbryne,
Follower of Hope is here. She wields a golden sunburst shield in her left hand
and a gleaming symbol of hope in her right. Sir Raikogen Tanestra, Talon of the
Dove is here. He wields a prismatic white-steel scimitar in each hand. Aqua
Adept Alluran Dekoven is here. He wields a glowing powerstone in each hand. Inox
Alterrel, Lady of Tulips is here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand.
Balizar, Disciple of Yith is here. He wields a spiral-hilted menacing greatsword
in his left hand. Grand Apostle Gadritan Sar'Alainn, Fury of the Dove is here.
He wields a shining star-emblazoned broadsword in each hand. Sir Raflein
Dekoven, Templar of Aegis is here. He wields a claymore of purified steel in his
left hand. Gelo Hornstar is here. He wields a crescent staghorn shofa in each
hand. Kharaen is here. She wields a silver mirror shield in her left hand and a
silver jeweler's hammer in her right. Ecclesiar Maeka Silverwolf is riding on a
wooly mammoth. She wields a golden sunburst shield in her left hand and a
glowing powerstone in her right. You see a sign here instructing you to use the
PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system.
There are no obvious exits.

Alodia begins to wield a twilight blue rose in her right hand.
who

Sir Raflein Dekoven, Templar of Aegis says to Reiha, "Ok!"

Ecclesiar Maeka Silverwolf
Sir Raikogen Tanestra, Talon of the Dove
Gelo Hornstar
Sir Raflein Dekoven, Templar of Aegis
Kharaen
Rika Talnara
Inox Alterrel, Lady of Tulips
Zetetic Jasmin Dekoven
Denust Dekoven, Wolf of the Tides
Balizar, Disciple of Yith
Aqua Adept Alluran Dekoven
Our Lady of Immaculate Fires, Alodia Luminare, High Priestess of Methrenton
Postulant Ymbryne, Follower of Hope
Grand Apostle Gadritan Sar'Alainn, Fury of the Dove
High Priestess of Raziela, Meliana Dekoven, Missionary of Light

Gyorn La'Saet, Scholar of the Tides says, "Oof."

Denust Dekoven, Wolf of the Tides wags his furry tail happily.

Gyorn grins mischievously at Denust.

A manacled kitten begins to follow Alodia.

A wry smile spreads across Jasmin's face.

Mischief, the Mutant Kitty curls her lip and sneers arrogantly at Denust.

Gelo Hornstar says, "Wait a bit..."

Alodia slips into an ethereal rose veil.

You shyly reach out and take Raflein by the hand.

Gyorn blinks incredulously at Mischief, the Mutant Kitty.

(Celest): Raflein says, "Walk well, Faragan."

You begin to follow Raflein.

Denust barks like a dog at Mischief, the Mutant Kitty.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

Gyorn utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Raflein nuzzles you shyly, before placing a soft kiss on your cheek.

Raflein snuggles up close to you, looking happy and content.

Gelo Hornstar says, "Just a minute... getting ready."

Gelo coughs softly.

A manacled kitten hunches slightly and flares her body as she hisses warningly
at Gyorn.

Gyorn nods his head emphatically.

You tell Sir Raflein Dekoven, Templar of Aegis, "I got her a dress and flowers,
mom never thinks of those things."

Gelo leaves to the ether.

Gyorn grins mischievously at a manacled kitten.

Raflein tells you, "Heh."

Mischief, the Mutant Kitty snuggles up close to a manacled kitten, looking happy
and content.

Our Lady of Immaculate Fires, Alodia Luminare, High Priestess of Methrenton says
to you, "Does the veil match my dress AT ALL?!"

Gyorn takes a manacled kitten by the hand, draws her into him, and whispers, "I
love you, a manacled kitten."

Gyorn nods his head at himself.

Alodia fidgets impatiently.

Raflein tells you, "Want the ring for now?"

A manacled kitten exclaims, "Leave Mischief alone, you big bully!"

Raflein utters a deep, rumbling laugh at Alluran.

"Eep!", Raflein screams in fright.

Gyorn giggles happily.
look alod
She is a noble imperial merian and is crowned with flowing silver white hair
that glimmers against her supple royal blue skin. her elven ancestry is made
evident with her pointed ears, piercing eyes that have a strange sapphiric fire
to them, and full moist lips, which promises that distinct elusive smile. She
stands 5 feet and 8 inches tall with a lithe figure. She is wearing a
pocketbelt, a coral brooch depicting the sea, a black leather and silk backpack,
a bracelet of gems, a gold and opal phoenix rising necklace, delicate golden
prayer beads, a shining celestial ring, a sheer and lustrous emerald shawl, an
ethereal rose veil, and a pale green silk wedding gown.

Raflein chuckles long and heartily at Alodia.

With an expression of extreme anger, Mischief, the Mutant Kitty slaps Gyorn
really hard across the face.

Alodia quickly dusts herself off.

A manacled kitten hunches slightly and flares her body as she hisses warningly
at Gyorn.

Alluran tilts his head curiously at Raflein.

Gyorn gives Mischief, the Mutant Kitty a compassionate hug.

Raflein tells you, "Errr necklace rather."

A wry smile spreads across Jasmin's face.

Gyorn's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

You say to Alodia, "Don't worry mom, you look beautiful."

"Be right back!" Alodia cries.

You give Alodia a peck on the cheek.

A manacled kitten scrambles towards the ether, half tripping over her chains and
mewling pitifully.
A great eagle soars majestically on air currents out to the ether.

Gadritan wrinkles his nose and sniffs.

Denust wrinkles his nose and sniffs.

Balizar, Disciple of Yith tries to hide in a corner, unnoticed.

Alluran tells you, "Whatcha get her?"

Grand Apostle Gadritan Sar'Alainn, Fury of the Dove says, "To alodia your scent
is fine for a wedding, I smelled twice that bad at mine."

Raflein barks like a dog at Gadritan.

Gadritan peers about himself unscrupulously.

Grand Apostle Gadritan Sar'Alainn, Fury of the Dove says, "She snucks off she
did.."

Denust barks like a dog at Gadritan.

The corners of Gyorn's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Raflein nods his head sagely.

Gyorn La'Saet, Scholar of the Tides says, "Yep."

Denust mutters and traces the glowing symbol of a rose before him. He smiles as
the rose floats towards him and enters his chest, making him somehow look much
more attractive.
tell alluran an engraved motherhood necklace of a mother and child
You tell Aqua Adept Alluran Dekoven, "An engraved motherhood necklace of a
mother and child."

Sybl has fallen to the magical prowess of Lord Dirgesinger Daedalion Inseira,
The Stygian Catalyst.
You see the death occur at jutting ledge above a pit of bubbling lava.

Sir Raflein Dekoven, Templar of Aegis says to Gadritan, "You smell twice that
bad all the time."

Raflein nods his head sagely at Gadritan.

Denust snickers softly to himself.

Gadritan shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Reiha stares into her cupped hands.

Gadritan suddenly lunges forward with a growl and sinks his teeth firmly into
Raflein.

Gyorn blinks incredulously at Raflein.

"Ooowwwww!", Raflein whines.

Denust Dekoven, Wolf of the Tides says, "He really does."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Raikogen says, "Aha! I remember how I'm related to you
now, Alodia. You're like my step-cousin-in-law."

Raflein thwaps Gadritan on the head.

Grand Apostle Gadritan Sar'Alainn, Fury of the Dove says to Raflein, "Do not
forget..I have a belly that rivals Gorgulu."

Gyorn snaps his fingers and warm water showers down upon Gadritan, who scrubs
under his armpits until he is squeaky clean.

Sir Raflein Dekoven, Templar of Aegis says, "Bad Lobo!"

Gyorn nods his head sagely.

(The Dekoven Lineage): Alodia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Heh
indeed."

Grand Apostle Gadritan Sar'Alainn, Fury of the Dove says to Raflein, "Dun make
me eat you right at the wedding."

Zetetic Jasmin Dekoven says to Raflein, "Be nice."

Jasmin thumps Raflein on the forehead.

Gyorn quickly ducks down, looking at Gadritan in alarm.

The corners of Jasmin's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Raflein yawns suddenly and mightily.

Sir Raflein Dekoven, Templar of Aegis says to Gadritan, "You cant, my wife will
keel you."

"Heh heh heh" Raflein chuckles.

Gyorn La'Saet, Scholar of the Tides says, "No kidding, sheesh."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Raikogen says, "And that means a certain two people are
committing incest."

Sir Raflein Dekoven, Templar of Aegis says to you, "Sick him, hun."

Inox clenches her fists and grits her teeth.

You grab at Raflein and proudly proclaim, "Mine!"

Raflein urges you onwards.

Gyorn La'Saet, Scholar of the Tides says, "Sic too."

Gyorn nods his head sagely.

(The Dekoven Lineage): Raikogen says, "Or have committed to be more accurate."

Grand Apostle Gadritan Sar'Alainn, Fury of the Dove says to Raflein, "Well, she
proably taste better than you anyway."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Raflein says, "Ewwww."

Gadritan sniffs you, trying to decipher just what that smell emanating from you
is.

Denust Dekoven, Wolf of the Tides says to Gadritan, "Dooo eeet!"

Denust twirls his staff above himself and sparkling water rains upon him, making
him shine with power.

Opening his mouth wide, Raflein gapes in wonder at Gadritan.

Balizar, Disciple of Yith says, "You all are a chatty bunch."

Sir Raflein Dekoven, Templar of Aegis says to Gadritan, "She does."

Raflein nods his head sagely.

Gadritan nods his head sagely.

Gyorn La'Saet, Scholar of the Tides says, "Yeah."

Gadritan snuggles up close to you, looking happy and content.

(The Dekoven Lineage): Raikogen says, "Well, I don't think it counts.
Nevermind!"

Denust Dekoven, Wolf of the Tides says, "Very much so."

Raflein grabs at you and proudly proclaims, "Mine!"

Gyorn La'Saet, Scholar of the Tides says, "It's the bards' fault."

Jasmin nods her head at Balizar.

Denust Dekoven, Wolf of the Tides says to you, in Elfen, "He just wants a belly
rub."

Ymbryne clears her throat.

Raflein nibbles tenderly on your ear.

You say to Balizar, "We're Dekovens."

Gyorn La'Saet, Scholar of the Tides says, "That too."

You say, "Or most of us anyhow."

Denust points accusingly at Gadritan.

Grand Apostle Gadritan Sar'Alainn, Fury of the Dove says to Denust, "Whats?"

Denust Dekoven, Wolf of the Tides says, "Except for him."

Gyorn La'Saet, Scholar of the Tides says, "Sorry, not me."

Balizar, Disciple of Yith says, "Oh, I see. That explains everything."

Jasmin smiles wryly at Denust.

Throwing his hands in the air, Denust tosses his head back and laughs
sadistically.

Sir Raikogen Tanestra, Talon of the Dove says, "Imagine having to live with
them."

Aqua Adept Alluran Dekoven says, "..."

Gyorn La'Saet, Scholar of the Tides says, "I'm just here to be entertained."

Aqua Adept Alluran Dekoven says, "I'm not with them.."

You give Raikogen a peck on the cheek.

"Hmph!" Raflein snorts at Raikogen.

Denust looks at Alluran suspiciously and says, "Lies and slander!"

Gyorn La'Saet, Scholar of the Tides says, "Heh, nice name."

Gyorn grins mischievously at Alluran.

You say to Raikogen, "Your life would be boring otherwise."

Gelo arrives in a cone of sparkling light.

Raikogen winks conspiratorially at Raflein.

You say, "Besides, you love us."

"Awwwww!" Gyorn says.

Denust Dekoven, Wolf of the Tides utters a deep, rumbling "Woof."

Gyorn raises his hand in greeting to Gelo and says "Hi!"

Grand Apostle Gadritan Sar'Alainn, Fury of the Dove says to Denust, "You should
save your barks until you have a reason, or no one will take the bark
seriously."

"Eep!", Jasmin screams in fright.

Gadritan taps his nose knowingly.

Jasmin's exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and she falls into a deep
sleep.

Gelo Hornstar says, "Sleep first."

Gelo Hornstar says, "So you wont fall off during the wedding."

Gelo chuckles long and heartily.

Inox bows her head and a shimmering light passes through her.

Inox closes her eyes, curls up into a ball and falls asleep.

Alluran presses the tips of his fingers against his temples.

Denust Dekoven, Wolf of the Tides says, "Unless you bark in another tongue and
no one but your intended audience knows what you've said."

Taintling Reiha says, "Nice manse."

Denust taps his nose knowingly.

Balizar, Disciple of Yith says, "I've seen better."

Reiha looks at Balizar skeptically and says, "Pssshhhh..."

Balizar winks knowingly.

Jasmin gasps faintly in her sleep.

Taintling Reiha says to Balizar, "You're a rude guest."

"I'm sorry!" Balizar says with a blush.

You say to Balizar, "Aren't you a bundle of laughs."

Gelo Hornstar says, "Wedding starts in 5 minutes."

Gelo Hornstar says, "I think..."

Gyorn grins mischievously at Gelo.

You give Gelo a peck on the cheek.

Jasmin shifts and rolls uncomfortably, whimpering in her sleep.

Sir Raikogen Tanestra, Talon of the Dove says, "Geez, must be bash on Balizar
day."

Jasmin opens her eyes and yawns mightily.

With a flourish, Rika slips a finely crafted rapier into a wooden scabbard.

With a flourish, Rika slips a finely crafted rapier into a wooden scabbard.

Balizar, Disciple of Yith tries to blend into the crowd.

With a flourish, Raikogen slips a prismatic white-steel scimitar into an elysian
star scabbard.

With a flourish, Raikogen slips a prismatic white-steel scimitar into an elysian
star scabbard.

Gelo reaches over and ruffles your hair with a fond expression.

Taintling Reiha says, "It's always a bash on Balizar day."

Inox opens her eyes and yawns mightily.

Raflein sniffs Balizar, trying to decipher just what that smell emanating from
him is.

In a swift, fluid motion, Jasmin springs up from her hands to land crouched on
her feet.

Balizar, Disciple of Yith says, "Hey no fighting."

Gyorn leans on Balizar seeking consolation.

The corners of Gyorn's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Sir Raikogen Tanestra, Talon of the Dove says, "I'm sheathing."

Raflein gives you a friendly cuddle.

Gyorn La'Saet, Scholar of the Tides says, "Oh yueah."

Denust Dekoven, Wolf of the Tides says, "I'm shedding."

Taintling Reiha looks skeptical and says to Balizar, "Didn't know you were so
intimate with the Celestians."

Gyorn La'Saet, Scholar of the Tides says, "I can't sheathe."

With a flourish, Raflein slips a claymore of purified steel into a battle-ready
shoulder scabbard.

Balizar grunts noncommitally.

Inox ceases to wield an athame dagger in her left hand.

Kharaen stretches languidly.

Raflein removes a winged greathelm of the elysian.

Gyorn La'Saet, Scholar of the Tides says, "Neither did I."

Inox puts a flawless golden dagger into a white leather backpack.

Inox puts an antler-tipped dagger into a white leather backpack.

Inox puts a diamond-blade dagger into a white leather backpack.

Inox puts a moonstone dagger into a white leather backpack.

Inox puts an athame dagger into a white leather backpack.

Raflein ruffles his own hair, attempting to make himself presentable.

The corners of Gyorn's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Balizar, Disciple of Yith says to Reiha, "I have a personal life, you know."

Raflein brushes his hair vainly.

Denust twirls his staff above himself and sparkling water rains upon him, making
him shine with power.

Xavius arrives following Our Lady of Immaculate Fires, Alodia Luminare, High
Priestess of Methrenton.
A manacled kitten slowly shuffles in from the ether, her entry preceded by
metallic clinking and pitiful mewling.
A great eagle soars majestically on air currents in from the ether.
Mischief, the Mutant Kitty says, "Beware, Alodia has entered your presence."

Gyorn utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Raflein hums a happy tune.

Kharaen pounces on a manacled kitten, sending a manacled kitten rolling head
over heels with her.

Gyorn runs around and around Mischief, the Mutant Kitty, flapping his arms
madly.

Raflein grabs at a manacled kitten and proudly proclaims, "Mine!"

Denust ceases to wield a coral staff in his right hand.

Alodia performs a graceful curtsey.

Gyorn gives himself a loving squeeze.

Jasmin flashes Alodia a joyous smile.

Gelo coughs softly.

Opening his mouth wide, Balizar gapes in wonder at Alodia.

Gyorn gives himself the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Reiha's body and features begin to melt like wax, then solidifies into a
kephera.

Reiha takes a drink from a beryl vial.

Gelo Hornstar says, "So uh..."

Denust gives Gyorn a horrified gasp.

You tell Sir Raflein Dekoven, Templar of Aegis, "Le'ts give her the necklace!"

Reiha takes a drink from a beryl vial.

Raflein snuggles up close to you, looking happy and content.

Beads of sweat break out on Gelo's face.

Alodia coughs softly.

Raflein tells you, "Now?"

Gyorn La'Saet, Scholar of the Tides says, "Nice."

Alodia twiddles her thumbs.

"Heh heh heh" Raflein chuckles.

Maeka snuggles up close to a wooly mammoth, looking happy and content.

Alodia fidgets impatiently.

Aqua Adept Alluran Dekoven says, "Who's performing it?"

Gyorn snuggles up close to a golden dragon turtle, looking happy and content.
A golden dragon turtle skips merrily.

Denust snaps his fingers, releasing sparkling motes of coloured light.
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Alodia shyly takes Gelo by the hand.

Jasmin shrugs helplessly.

You tell Sir Raflein Dekoven, Templar of Aegis, "Hmm what do you think?"

"Shh!" Reiha says to Denust, putting a finger to her lips.

"Eek!" Inox shouts in fright.

Raflein tells you, "We should wait a sec."

Gyorn snaps his fingers, releasing sparkling motes of coloured light.
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Gyorn looks about himself suspiciously.

Gyorn La'Saet, Scholar of the Tides says, "Who did that?"

Reiha glares at Gyorn with intense hatred, and a slight, ominous rumble echoes
forth from the ground.

Kharaen cries aloud her renouncement of divine grace.

Denust pauses for a moment, frowning in concentration as a ball of water
coalesces in his upturned palm.

Gyorn grins mischievously at Reiha.

Gyorn's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

"Shh!" says Raflein, putting a finger to his lips.

Kharaen runs up to Reiha and squeezes her in a bone-crushing bearhug, making her
wince in pain.
A reflection of Reiha blinks out of existence.

Balizar sits down.

Kharaen runs up to Reiha and squeezes her in a bone-crushing bearhug, making her
wince in pain.

Balizar stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

Gelo removes an elegant white gold wedding band.

Gyorn creates a sparkling cloud and then molds it until it appears like himself.

Denust creates a sparkling cloud and then molds it until it appears like
himself.

Kharaen pounces on Reiha, sending Reiha rolling head over heels with her.

Gyorn La'Saet, Scholar of the Tides says, "Uh guys."

Denust mutters and traces a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that remains
hovering before him.

Sir Raflein Dekoven, Templar of Aegis says, "They're trying to have a
wedding...or something."

"Shh!" says Raflein, putting a finger to his lips.

Xavius's eyes repeatedly shut as he tries to stay awake.

Denust sits down.

You sit yourself down.

Gyorn ceases to wield a coral staff in his left hand.

Raflein sits down.

Alluran sits down.

Gyorn ceases to wield a silver-edged kite shield in his right hand.

Inox stands up and stretches her arms out wide.

Jasmin sits down.

Gyorn sits down.

Inox sits down.

Balizar, Disciple of Yith stands up.

Kharaen attempts to sit on a manacled kitten, but misses and lands with a bump.

The corners of Gyorn's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "See Mom and you were worried the fam wouldnt
make it!"

Kharaen pets a manacled kitten ingratiatingly.
A manacled kitten gently butts her head against Kharaen's hand, tiny tongue
licking delicately at her fingers.

(The Dekoven Lineage): Alluran says, "Yea, see I."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Alluran says, "I'm here, the most important one."

Gelo Hornstar says, "Wow its mischief!"
Mischief, the Mutant Kitty shakes her tails excitedly!

Gelo pats Mischief, the Mutant Kitty in a friendly manner.

Taintling Reiha says to Alodia, "Mmm, normally, wouldn't be appropriate for me
to say this to a Celestian, but you look wonderful in your wedding gown. dear."

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

The eyes of Alodia go briefly out of focus.

The corners of Raflein's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Xavius leaves, following Our Lady of Immaculate Fires, Alodia Luminare, High
Priestess of Methrenton.
A manacled kitten scrambles towards the ether, half tripping over her chains and
mewling pitifully.
A great eagle soars majestically on air currents out to the ether.

The corners of Jasmin's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

The corners of Gyorn's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Rika Talnara says, "You scared her off."
say and she's gone again
You say, "And she's gone again."

Balizar, Disciple of Yith says, "Yes...very..attractive."

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

"Tsk, tsk," Rika says to Reiha as she waggles a finger at her.

Taintling Reiha says to Balizar, "Ugh."

Sir Raikogen Tanestra, Talon of the Dove says to Reiha, "You made her run away."

Raikogen snuffles softly at Reiha.

Taintling Reiha says, "I was only complimenting her."

"Hmph!" Reiha snorts.

Gyorn shrugs helplessly.

Gelo Hornstar says, "Uh oh..."

Kharaen rubs up against Reiha, purring like a cat.

Gelo Hornstar says, "Where did the bride go?"

Gyorn La'Saet, Scholar of the Tides says, "Merians, so flighty."

Zetetic Jasmin Dekoven says, "They eloping?"

Denust stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

Denust rubs a light blue coral ring and it begins to glow with a pulsating
light.
A ray of golden light suddenly spotlights him.

Taintling Reiha says, "Perhaps my presence is not welcome?"

Rika Talnara sticks out her tongue and says to Reiha, "That's why you scared her
off."

Balizar winks conspiratorially at Gelo.

Gyorn La'Saet, Scholar of the Tides says, "Oh wait, that's me."

Denust sits down.

You say to Jasmin, "Would be hard without the groom."

Gelo chuckles long and heartily at Balizar.

The corners of Gyorn's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Gelo twiddles his thumbs.

Jasmin nods her head emphatically.

Zetetic Jasmin Dekoven says, "True."

Xavius arrives following Our Lady of Immaculate Fires, Alodia Luminare, High
Priestess of Methrenton.
Malicia arrives following Our Lady of Immaculate Fires, Alodia Luminare, High
Priestess of Methrenton.
A manacled kitten slowly shuffles in from the ether, her entry preceded by
metallic clinking and pitiful mewling.
A great eagle soars majestically on air currents in from the ether.
Mischief, the Mutant Kitty says, "Beware, Alodia has entered your presence."

Alodia wipes the back of her hand across her head in relief as she mutters,
"Whew."

You chuckle long and heartily.

A manacled kitten looks around despondently and bursts into tears.

Nydekion looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

Gyorn La'Saet, Scholar of the Tides says, "Hey mom."

Reiha doffs an elemental crown to Malicia.

Lady Malicia Aurendil, Ridire Azure says, "What the Nil?"

Gelo chuckles long and heartily at Mischief, the Mutant Kitty.

Our Lady of Immaculate Fires, Alodia Luminare, High Priestess of Methrenton
says, "I'm no run away bride."

Gyorn La'Saet, Scholar of the Tides says, "Hee."

Malicia rolls her eyes.

"Heh heh heh" Jasmin chuckles.

A manacled kitten exclaims, "Now all of you quiet! I'm conducting a wedding!"

Gyorn La'Saet, Scholar of the Tides says, "Just Mags, don't worry about it."

Reiha grins mischievously at a manacled kitten.
who
Ecclesiar Maeka Silverwolf
Lord Templar Nydekion Peulus
Sir Raikogen Tanestra, Talon of the Dove
Terenas
Gelo Hornstar
Sir Raflein Dekoven, Templar of Aegis
Kharaen
Rika Talnara
Inox Alterrel, Lady of Tulips
Zetetic Jasmin Dekoven
Denust Dekoven, Wolf of the Tides
Balizar, Disciple of Yith
Aqua Adept Alluran Dekoven
Our Lady of Immaculate Fires, Alodia Luminare, High Priestess of Methrenton
Postulant Ymbryne, Follower of Hope
Grand Apostle Gadritan Sar'Alainn, Fury of the Dove
High Priestess of Raziela, Meliana Dekoven, Missionary of Light

Inox pets a manacled kitten ingratiatingly.
A manacled kitten gently butts her head against Inox's hand, tiny tongue licking
delicately at her fingers.

Denust sniffs a manacled kitten, trying to decipher just what that smell
emanating from her is.

Lady Malicia Aurendil, Ridire Azure looks skeptical and says, "The cat is
presiding?"

"Heh heh heh" Raflein chuckles.

Inox claps her hands together merrily.

Alodia shakes her head.

The corners of Jasmin's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Alodia giggles happily.

Denust Dekoven, Wolf of the Tides says, "I've seen stranger."

Mischief, the Mutant Kitty says, "Of course"

Xavius reaches up and grabs a sturdy branch, then pulls himself up and
disappears into the treetops.

The corners of Gyorn's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Gelo Hornstar says, "Just an illusion I think.."

Terenas moos at his arm.

A manacled kitten says, "Do you, Gelo Hornstar, promise to love and protect the
women with the pretty dress?"

Mischief, the Mutant Kitty snuggles up close to a manacled kitten, looking happy
and content.

Gelo stumbles and pokes himself in the eye.

Finger extended, Gelo pokes Mischief, the Mutant Kitty.

"Shh!" Gelo says to Mischief, the Mutant Kitty, putting a finger to his lips.

Alodia fidgets impatiently.

Sir Raikogen Tanestra, Talon of the Dove asks, "Women? How many of them are
there, Gelo?"

You whisper soothing words to Alodia.

Raikogen winks conspiratorially at Gelo.

Gelo Hornstar says, "Uh... not really the time to answer that. I think."

You say, "Better be just my mom."

Maeka yawns suddenly and mightily.
You notice Raflein's eyelids are beginning to droop.

You brandish your fists at Gelo.
grin
The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Denust rolls on the floor, laughing.

A manacled kitten gives a pained sigh.

Gelo Hornstar says, "I mean of course Alodia!"

Jasmin snickers softly to herself.

Malicia raises an eyebrow questioningly.

Alodia wrinkles her nose and sniffs.

A manacled kitten exclaims, "I SAID SHUT UP ALREADY!!"

Gyorn rolls on the floor, laughing.

Alodia nods her head emphatically.

Inox quickly clamps her hands over her mouth.

Reiha nods solemnly to a manacled kitten.

Terenas says, "Let the puffball speak."

Our Lady of Immaculate Fires, Alodia Luminare, High Priestess of Methrenton says
to Malicia, "Can we please carry on."

The corners of Alodia's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Denust quickly clamps his hands over his mouth.

Terenas tenses his muscles with the sinuous grace of a predator.

Terenas creates a sparkling cloud and then molds it until it appears like
himself.

A manacled kitten exclaims, "All of you quiet, seriously, or I'll put my claws
to all your shins. You'll have scratched shins!"

Denust barks like a dog at a manacled kitten.

Nydekion mutters and traces a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that remains
hovering before him.

Inox brandishes a pair of black clawed gloves menacingly.

Alluran tilts his head and listens intently to Malicia.

A manacled kitten says, "Now we have all gathered here this day to witness the
bonding of two unique souls"

Malicia clears her throat.

Alodia kneels onto one knee, demonstrating her humility and respect.

Gelo kneels onto one knee, demonstrating his humility and respect.

A manacled kitten says, "From the heart of the Serenwilde forest, Gelo of the
Hornstar tribe bears his heart bare for the lovely Alodia Luminare from the
beautiful city of Celest"

Gelo stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

A manacled kitten says, "Do either of you have something to say to your intended
before you are wed?"

(The Dekoven Lineage): Alluran says, "Is..the cat really going to preside?"

A manacled kitten tilts her head curiously.

(The Dekoven Lineage): Maeka says, "Yes, now shhh, he's good at it."

You notice Raflein's eyelids are beginning to droop.

Our Lady of Immaculate Fires, Alodia Luminare, High Priestess of Methrenton
says, "There is nothing else to say. I have used up all words to express my love
for Gelo, only thiss final act of surrendering myself unto him is what's left
for me to do."

A single teardrop coalesces in the corner of Balizar's eyes.

Gelo Hornstar says to Alodia, "Alo, dear, I would like you to know that from
this day on, I promise to take care of you and honor you, give my life, my
heart, and soul to you. I love you and I would like to spend the rest of my
life, and beyond with you."

Gelo shyly takes Alodia by the hand.

Alodia stands up and stretches her arms out wide.
Alodia blushes furiously.

A manacled kitten says, "What sincere and simple words these two souls have
shared with us! Like minded and like of heart, are there any here who do not
believe these two should wed?"

Alodia glares about herself, upset with the world.

Gelo brandishes a crescent staghorn shofa menacingly.

Raflein's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Looking slightly worried at the situation Denust quickly hides behind you.

Gelo Hornstar asks, "Anyone?"

Balizar ponders the situation.

"Nope", Raflein says with finality.

"Good!" Alodia enthuses.

Gelo Hornstar says, "'ok good settled!"

Balizar clears his throat in an attempt to gain everyone's attention.

Gyorn stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

A manacled kitten says, "By the silence, I will take this as a no"

"Shh!" Reiha says to Balizar, putting a finger to her lips.

Terenas sobs viciously at a small bug.

Gyorn grins mischievously at Balizar.

Balizar leaves to the ether.

Malicia shakes her head.

(The Dekoven Lineage): Raflein says, "This is the most insane wedding I've ever
witnessed."

A manacled kitten says, "Do you, Gelo, take Alodia to be your fishy wife, to
protect her if she is in danger, to cuddle her when she's sad, and to stand by
her no matter what time of the month it is?"

(The Dekoven Lineage): Denust says, "Same here."

Raflein chuckles long and heartily.

(The Dekoven Lineage): Alodia says, "((feels like a vegas wedding, we got
astrally insane people around))"

Jasmin's eyes sparkle with amusement.

(The Dekoven Lineage): Raflein says, "I LOVE IT!"

(The Dekoven Lineage): Denust says, "((lololol^10))"

(The Dekoven Lineage): Jasmin says, "It's great."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Alodia says, "Hope this doesnt make it to the forums >.<
it's so rushed."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Raikogen says, "Somebody quote the kitten!"

(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Oh trust me, it is."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Raflein says, "I have to log it!!"

Alodia slowly fades into view, returning to the realm of perception.

(The Dekoven Lineage): Denust says, "Gogo!"

Malicia narrows her eyes to thin slits.

(The Dekoven Lineage): Maeka says, "Its ok."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Raflein says, "No Mel, you!"

Malicia smacks herself really hard around the face.

A manacled kitten nudges Gelo suggestively.

Reiha blinks incredulously at Malicia.

You blink.

Raflein blinks.

Raikogen looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

Denust blinks.

A manacled kitten says, "Gelo, an answer is required here"

Gelo Hornstar says, "I do."

A manacled kitten says, "And do you, Alodia, take this odd old gentleman as your
husband, to beat him when he doesn't obey you, to tell him what to do when he's
at a loss, and to cuddle him to make all arights?"

Alluran tells you, "Flarya's coming."

Denust Dekoven, Wolf of the Tides hunches up, making a visible effort to
suppress a massive outburst of laughter.

Our Lady of Immaculate Fires, Alodia Luminare, High Priestess of Methrenton says
through happy tears, "I do."

A manacled kitten exclaims, "Then let the exchange of the rings represent the
exchange of your essences as you bond together into one being!"

Malicia thwaps herself upside the head and says "Duh!"

Maeka yawns suddenly and mightily.

Flarya arrives in a cone of sparkling light.

Gyorn La'Saet, Scholar of the Tides says, "Hey."

Flarya gives Alodia a compassionate hug.

Alodia gives a shining celestial ring to Gelo Hornstar.

Alodia gives Flarya a compassionate hug.

Denust Dekoven, Wolf of the Tides says, "Better late than never, Flafla."

Raflein gives Flarya a peck on the cheek.

Maeka gives Flarya a compassionate hug.

"Shh!" you say to Denust, putting a finger to your lips.

Gelo gives an elegant white gold wedding band to Our Lady of Immaculate Fires,
Alodia Luminare, High Priestess of Methrenton.

A manacled kitten says, "Please, Gelo, give your beloved her ring."

A manacled kitten's mouth turns up as her face breaks into a smile.

Alodia slips into an elegant white gold wedding band.

A manacled kitten exclaims, "Then it is with my kittenish authority that you two
be wed! May you kiss the bride!"

Ymbryne's mouth turns up as her face breaks into a smile.

Mischief, the Mutant Kitty paws at the empty air dejectedly.
Mischief, the the Mutant Kitty flaps her wings and glides out happily to the
ether.

(The Dekoven Lineage): Raikogen says, "Isn't it "You may kiss the bride?""

Our Lady of Immaculate Fires, Alodia Luminare, High Priestess of Methrenton
puckers her lips waiting for a kiss.

His tongue dancing gracefully, Gelo kisses Alodia with melting passion.

(The Dekoven Lineage): Denust says, "Yes."

(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "I love our family! Never a dull moment."

Denust cheers wildly!

Raflein utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Denust gives up a round of applause.

Gyorn La'Saet, Scholar of the Tides says, "Wootness."

"Awwwww!" Kharaen says.

Inox claps her hands together merrily.

Raflein beams broadly.

Terenas snaps his fingers, releasing sparkling motes of coloured light.
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Xavius beams broadly.

Malicia gives the world a smart salute.

Terenas snaps his fingers, releasing sparkling motes of coloured light.
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Sir Raflein Dekoven, Templar of Aegis says, "Congratulations!"

You clap your hands together merrily.

Malicia leaves to the ether.

You clap your hands together merrily.

Flarya shouts out a happy "Yay!"

Terenas snaps his fingers, releasing sparkling motes of coloured light.
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Denust stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

Denust snaps his fingers, releasing sparkling motes of coloured light.
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Terenas takes a drink from a coral vial.

Maeka shouts out a happy "Yay!"

Gyorn snaps his fingers, releasing sparkling motes of coloured light.
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Gadritan yelps in pain.

Gadritan yelps in pain.

Gadritan yelps in pain.

Gadritan yelps in pain.

You give Alodia a peck on the cheek.

Raflein beams broadly.

Raikogen leaves to the ether.

Denust snaps his fingers, releasing sparkling motes of coloured light.
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Inox places a forefinger between Terenas's eyes, and a shimmering light passes
through him.

"Woot!" Raflein shouts excitedly.

Kharaen says, "Okay, enough with that."

Gyorn rolls on the floor in front of Gadritan, laughing.

Grand Apostle Gadritan Sar'Alainn, Fury of the Dove puts his paws over his ears
weakly.

"Woot!" Raflein shouts excitedly.

Kharaen says, "Or I'll sick Namnam on you."

Terenas puts his hands on his hips and goes "Hmmm!"

You give Gelo a peck on the cheek.

"Thanks!" Alodia says.

Flarya pecks the air, as if kissing the cheek of an imaginary person.

Terenas says to Alodia, "Sorry about this."

Denust licks Gadritan.

Maeka yawns suddenly and mightily.

Jasmin giggles happily.

Raflein points at Gadritan and says "Haha!"